>walk in toilet
>see this
>wat do?
Walk in toilet
KICK IT. REALLY HARD.
Uh, turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Drop to my knees and gag on that delicious cock until he shoots his warm load all over my mouth, and then proceed to lube up my cock with his leftover cum and slowly pump his ass until I blow my load in him.
Get to sucking and fucking obviously
slash it in half with a machete
what a fag
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zippo
Call tha police
Please stop using all caps you summerfags
Suck it mmm mmm.
Leave Apple Store.
Insert coin into slot, pull lever
Turn around, have a seat, poop on it
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Cut his dick off and make him eat it
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if you turn 360 degrees you will still look at the same direction
Thank you for calling Apple Tech Support! What can I help you with today?
>there's a guy sticking his ass and junk out from under the stall door in the men's room
>We'll need you to buy an Apple Pencil down on the main floor then firmly insert it into the pooper. Please use the Notes app on your iPad Pro to make a timestamp and take a picture on your iPhone 6s Plus. Please send the picture using iMessage.
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Find out how to triforce
Get a running start, jump, and stomp his dick and balls
>turn 360 and walk away
>cum back with hedge cutter
>oh look
>that's a nice ladyboy
seems like its kick a dick day again
10/10
Not a very good one.
It is now with those trips!!!
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My shits green
Newfag
fucking newfag
/thread
A L L C A P S
wut?
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Hover over it, and poop right on the little dick. When I finish, the shock will set in for him. I will proclaim "Thatsa spicey meata balla" in my best Mario voice. Wipe, wash hands, and leave.
Leave the apple store.
>enter next stall
>do the same
Jerk it off while fucking his asshole
Stop embarrassing yourself, newfriend.
he's merely pretending to be retarded.
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same fag
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kick the dick and hit it with a stick
Curb stomp it.
Sit down and calmly explain to this fine young lad that he is extremely confused as to the workings and appearance of a "glory hole."
this is how gay you look
>wat do?
This.
Break out a bottle of hot sauce and pour it all over his dick and asshole.
I'd put a condom on it and sit on it :)
okay