Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Peg your pardon?

I vote for this thread.

Another thread? Claimed!

Penny Claim~
>Siege And Terrible Servers Edition.

still here


and

i dont know i like that pic

here claiming kuro

I'll bake a few.

real thread

crap man you're not messing around with hunger

Thank you!

I'm sorry I feel like there is an elaborate prank being pulled on me
>Tfw I'm too tired for it
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I see that sucks. I have a fan on my face as we speak, may be an idea for you
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Kek you are the worst
My brother did this to me
>Play best of five
>He wins first
>Let's me come back
>Then fucking goes full ape mode on me

>Claimed

Kill yourself snake fag

hello friends

Claiming fsteak

Felix is here nyow

Just got back from a long run and walked the way back. It helps me take my mind off of things, and stop worrying about stuff, but this time it didn't help that much

Claimed.

That thumbnail though

End it all, cat cunt

>youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs

ceiling fan small fan and window open and it still feels like satan is rubbing his balls across my face

i thought you went to sleep
sorry snake get rules friend.
i also like this one
welcome back felix

I shall teach her to show no mercy in the face of the enemy
>and that as her master I must assert my power.

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How many stars do you give it?

I'm alright, what are you up to?

any reason you can't sleep? I'm alright I guess. just relaxing after work

youtube.com/watch?v=EDHpSQXb2q4

My favorite Waifu.

I trired so hard

>Cat
Post:Hidden
Hey Hank, how's it going?
Your waifu is a bit of a butterface
It may just be that pic though.

Thank you

Fucking Elitists
THE OTHER THREAD WAS MADE FIRST

I don't play around my man
I go big

I don't follow

Why do you do this thing?

And got so far!

a true horror

>

Hey Felix whats wrong man?
>That euphemism
Fucking kek, I'm not sure what else. What I used to to is take a small towel and make it wet with cold water and lay it on your head
Show her your dominance, I like how you get down penny
Kick her ass

well thats ok. i will be here until you feel tired i guess
hey Felix want to tell him?

Me nether
>Just ignore it

I don't blame you

Nothing much. Just relaxing

Just thinking about my ex and how she lied to me for the last few months, saying she hated some other guy and not to worry about him

Tip: when she says not to worry about him, you really better fucking worry your goddamn ass of or you will regret it. I should have, but i didn't, and i regret it. She got with him after we broke up, probably although she doesn't have a relationship status on her facebook. I'm probably going to tell her I don't want to be involved with her in anyway and want to forget about her, and block her

Tl;dr: worry about a guy she tells you not to worry about and do something about it or you will regret it

Good. You?

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Yea I fucked up my sleep schedule because fuck knows why
What kind of work do you do?
Hey galil saw you were feeling sick
Is it better now?

You're probably the second realest cook in here
>after shino

So it begins.
She gon get rekt.

I hope nobody grabbed her yet

and in the end it didn't even matter, hello mizore
hello user, I forgot to talk to u earlier, its my alias on Sup Forums
if I don't post in a while my internet went out
I use ice packs sometimes and put them on my head

:)

so uh what else do you like besides comfy
oh well hope you are able to sort it out
you're good as far as i know
noted i should be here

nice, eventful day?

helpdesk for business's broadband internet. I work on their modems and routers. if their internet goes down I call them and fix it. if I can't fix it I call their ISP's

I have returned. Now, I require some more pantyshots!

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Yeah I'm going to. I'm going to send her a message. She broke my heart, especially after i sent her all those long, thoughtful and meaningful messages all the time, and i didn't get anything back, i never got mad at her, but she always got mad at me.

I'll be right back, going to send the message nyow~

2nd?!?
I hope thats a yuno reference, cause I do cook alot, mostly meat but I still cook

Claimed

>nyow~
No wonder she cheated. Holy shit.

Nope have almost panty shots though :^)

Hmmm. I honestly don't know. Parkour and animals are things I like

None at all. Im mundane as they come

YUUUKKKKKIIIIIIIII!!!!!

first time i've ever seen her so probably not

>

no bullying

No, she kept the autist inside of me at bay

Oh shit dude that fucking sucks
Ive heard about that stunt a lot, it sucks dick
Me and penny went through some bullshit with our ex as well
So grab a beer and celebrate the freedom man
>Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
I already feel sorry for her
>Never played tekken btw
I'm not sure how the game works though I'm sure it doesnt really matter since all fighting games are the same
Why aren't you doing it now?
>Where do you live where its so hot btw
That sounds like a fun job tbh
>You probably deal with tons of idiots though

Claimed!!!

here ya go

no
hope it goes how you want
Felix says it in the anime. pretty sure thats why he wrote it
well i dont know anything parkour but what do you like about animals

>Only waifu material that matters
Oh contraire

>FB_IMG
>Having an autist side in you in the first place

oh my genius ur a god

I wish i could drink, otherwise i would be right now.

>tfw under 21 and can't drink for a few years

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Claimed

Everyone on Sup Forums is a fucking autist you mong

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Rape Her.
>Nice 9/11 get.

Hey im back are the summerfags gone?

>Im mundane as they come
obviously you haven't met me

The ISP's are far more inept. The managers listen because they just want to get this shit over with. having to call their garbage carriers makes me want to hang myself

Hey cutie!

I..i don't remember that scene

Ok I'm back, what did I miss?

YUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heyoo.
Clams.

Rip

Tsunade claimed bitches

tomoko my internet is messing up so It might crash, tell anyone who responds to me after

No im still here

How are ya my man?

Niiiicccccceeeee

that does not look enjoyable
um ok ill try to keep track

Those eyes are little spooky, user.

This is my cute face

I feel like you're being sarcastic
Oh rip.
Well then grab a soda inb4 b&
>Tfw 18 is legal drinking age here
>Tfw it used to be 16 when I was 16
And they say America is great
Hey queen~
Well I guess it's good that somebody listens
I understand how you feel about hanging yourself though
Working with people in general makes you want that

Just about everything! They're fascinating in color, behavior and sizes and so on!

I doubt that

Hit her with the stock ;^)

Shinoa claimed ',:)

>Yee

You just don't let yourself remember... ;)

Mine

>rape her with the stock.

no I was serious, btw internet might crash so I'm replying fast as fuck boi

Got my crew too foo'.