JAYS @ ROYALS GAMETHREAD

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Is Yordana Ventura still a petulant man child?

how bad will the Manlet fuck us over today

Upton and Thole are in the lineup. ;(

My first baseball gane to watch, who is kansas city i never heard of this city

>Beisbol time :D

>Yovani Ventura
>Rogers Stadium

Buck is going full dementia on us before our very eyes

FUCK KANSAS SHITTY

Welcome friendo, you're in for a treat, enjoy watching Toronto get rekt by some city

I love Blue Jays uniforms

It's an afternoon game after a Saturday. It's safe to say he's hungover.

checked, same here pham

>Stroman
top kek, oh boy here we go

>Hosmer getting triggered
lel

Wtf was that

>The Manlet
Get this hothead outta here

hosmer has such a punchable face i cant even

Josh got hit in the face 2 low on the side, Stroman trying to stir shit

>hungover
>implying he's not currently drinking and half way through his first 40 ouncer of the game

>tfw is we had Travis we would've won the ALCS and probably the WS last year

>dat feel
fuck, it's always been injuries killing the Jays hope, Travis Last year EE the year before, it never ends ;___;

if price pitched half as well in the playoffs as he did in the regular season we would have won the WS easily

This desu

buck a shit

bring back matty d

UMPBALL

getting umped already

>BJ up ton
>doing nothing

Shocker

Ventura looks like a somali from black hawk down. Deport this terrorist now

Every comnent i have made ITT has been dubs. Im on fire

>algeria
>calling someone else a terrorist

>orioles already 7-0 in the second

fuck off

this might not be our year senpai

Why does it feel like the o's are always playing shit teams

Stroman is poo poo

they're playing the same shit teams we played last week, except the O's manage to win

How to adjust when Stroman is pitching to you

Literally never swing

i would turn that frown upside down

with my dick

Kol khara ya 3onsori

>Stroman
oh boy here we go

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Are you fucking kidding me

>stroshit

its happening folks

this fucking team is so shit i have no idea how they are tied 1st in the AL east

GG royals

FUCK YOU STROMAN

MANLET IS KILL

how did Carcus Blow-man go from Jays ace to literal piece of nigger shit?

>turn on game 10 minutes ago
>no score
>buck and pat talking about stroman being late with the throw for the DP
>go take a shit
>come back to royals up 2
>literally walk into pat saying "wheels falling off"
>mfw
>just about to hit send
>thole makes it known he's no russell martin

rickey romero effect

save us Kratz

He's young and if you ask me, a little cocky. He made his reputation on a streak. These young guys are very streaky, still waiting for Sanchize streak to end

Sanchez was pretty shaky last night tbf

he was never an ace

he had a win streak that was carried by the jays strong offense late last season.

the second the run support goes away he's exposed as a meme tier pitcher

>dat dp
top kek, Jays will never play well in KC the flashbacks of ALCS are triggering them and their emotions are all over the place it's obvious

both are massively overated by jays fans

OH JESUS NOT THIS CANCER AGAIN
THE BROADCAST WARNING SYSTEM IS FOR MOTHERFUCKING EMERGENCIES NOT AMBER ALERTS HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WITH THE STATE OF THIS JEW COUNTRY WITH ITS JEW MEDIA FUCK

Holy shit that amber alert scared the fuck outta me

fuck off bautista you arent getting your fucking money stop making stupid decisions

>autista

he's so gone

FUCKING JEWS USING THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST FOR ANY GAY REASON THEY CAN THINK OF JESUS FUCKING HELL WEHAT THE FUCK MAN ITS NOT AN EARTHQUAKE ITS NOT A TORNADO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>le solo slide man

AND IT WONT FUCKING STOP GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ONE MORE TIME AND I'M TURNING THSI SHIT RIGHT THE MOTHER FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

ready to get shit on by the Rays tomorrow lads? Longorias gonna get at least 8 rbis next series

Whats an rbi?

Collapse begins. Back to 0.500. Offense is switched off. Bats are cold. Defence is drunk. There is no recovery.

wtf are you on about?

Ritch Bitch Inc

>jays literally leading division
>one of the best hitting lineups in mlb
>pessimists still finding reasons to get triggered

Rolling Ball Issue

Run batted in. If someone scores as a result of your at bat, you get an RBI. Also called a "ribbie".

>>one of the best hitting lineups in mlb
have you watched a single jays inning in the last 5 games? They are in a giant slump, striking out massively and cant score runs to save their lives

>getting triggered over a 5 game slump
>ignoring the fact they are still 3-2 even when playing like shit

>>one of the best hitting lineups in mlb
they've literally scored like 20 runs in their last 6 games

A leafs fan too? I bet. This is gonna be the year, right? Our offense is not even going through a hard time, they're literally just permanently DISABLED. Come on man, Travis isn't going to carry this team for the next 2 series ... We're not contender material, just good enough to troll the die hards in the regular season.... and there's PLENTY of time to collapse

the orioles arent playing like shit, do you really want to play a fucking wildcard game? Because sanchez is going to the bullpen is confirmed by multiple insider sources, hes not gonna be pitching in a WC game.

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16 actually

but won 4 of 6 those games

even if he does he is guaranteed to get BTFO

>yfw he Strasburgs and has TJ surgery anyways

thats unsustainable you fucking retard, the starters had like a 1 ERA and bullpen had a 0 ERA over like 40 innings during the astros series, that isnt sustainable by any pitching staff

Yeah then he's gonna get rusty and then they'll throw him out there on game 7 of the world series (ha ha) and he's gonna be shellshocked and confused and get btfo

Look at all the fake DL grooming sessions they've done.... Bautista's little toe stub excuse puthim in the DL training and training to improve his performance and he's been shit since he came back. "Hitting off a Tee" after 4 weeks of being on the DL for a toe stub lol gtfo. His training/grooming session has yielded fuck all

Games like this are good for cleaning out the bandwagon. Go home pessimists, you can't handle the streaky nature baseball.

Wats venturas real name? Mussamad Hassan Alwaheed?

Yes, very good. Keep buying tickets and merchandise, goyim. This is our year!!

LIL LOOPER

offense has been terrible since the all star break, thats a long streak

Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like, "Eh"
Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like, "Eh"

Two letter text, translation: next
Skip that rerun like ya see one
Seen ‘em all get eh
Have you the slightest I.D. why?
You’re so trifling
Second I see you coming I’m teeth sucking like, eh
My voice, eh
See my reflection, eh
Invited, excited, eh, eh

Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like, "Eh"
Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I must confess, I’m like, "Eh"

No one’s ever seen me feel shit but eh
Lil’ bits of eh gleaming like Piss Christ
Cover me like skintight
Why my rep is like why they might be right
I’m kinda sketch, I might
Shoot a glance at the desperate like
Then I forget shit like Death Grips like, eh
I wave them off, I wave them in
Gotta flake, I fuck ‘em off ‘cause I ain’t them
I’m like, "Eh"

Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like, "Eh"
Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like, "Eh"

My approach like I’m ghost-like
I’m out of focus ‘cause
I’m coated with the most stripes
Late movement on my trajectory
Anomalous like entropy
Make all things perforated
They apply iodine to trace this, I’m like, "Eh"

Posse up steadily feel your void split, I’m like...
Posse up steadily feel your void split, I’m like..."Eh"

Who you think you are?
Fucks like, "Do you know who I am?"
Fucks fail to understand
I’m like, "Eh"
Who put your obese flex on ice?
Whose effortless corrupts your dice?
Who does you just like I told you?
Tell me, what’s it like, I'm like

>Thole
so closeeeee

>resorting to jew memes to make your point

Big Bats that wont be around next year took side bribes from MLB to shut down. Only the little guys that they didnt bribe are making the hits ie Travis and he's ruining everything by prolonging the collapse

>resorting
lol this nigger right here

>Jays RISP

5 more innings bros, we can turn this around, r-r-right?? Right?!

go home pessimist, you're drunk

we've been averaging like 3 runs a game so as long as we dont give up another run theres some hope

I just hope this slump is from a steroid break tbnh

Stroman is so shit

Why the fuck is he not going to the BP amirite?

barney, saunders, smoak are all hitting under .200 in the last 15 games

Yep def. a steroids break/detox

lefebvre referring to it as the "Rally Mantis"