How many cum shot to make a gallon? also, how do i keep this shit fresh while amassing a gallon?

how many cum shot to make a gallon? also, how do i keep this shit fresh while amassing a gallon?

i want to see if i can drink a gallon of my cum

take you maybe two years doing it daily.

you gotta freeze it immediately.

can they be added to the same vessel, or would separate samples work better?

On average I think you're 1-2 teaspoons per cum man. Also if you drink less than half you need your stomach pumped. Happened to a porn star. She has record for most cum ingested though.

that's a woman though.

think I can handle more than a woman.

someone screenshot this thread. i'll see you boys in a year (just have to figure out a way to hide it from my mom)

If this is b8 then 8/8 for originality. If this is serious I'm inspired.

have you ever tasted your own cum? are you sure you'd be able to handle even a sip?

quite real. feel free to join in on the journey

yeah. tasted quite inoffensive

What spurred this on OP? Just thought it would be fun? Also stay crazy hydrated. It should help you cum a bit more.

jizzus plz

pretty much. kind of just thought it would be a cool idea.

How old are you if you don't mind me asking?

19

He is the only one that can answer these questions.

Alright. In a year I expect you to post a screen shot of this thread with updates. God speed user.

OP is gonna drink his own cum in a year.

I await your cum gallon, good luck.

assuming you cum at least a tablespoon... that would be 256 cumshots give or take...

Just build a massive tunnel spider cumlair in your room and feed on the blood on innocent passerbys. Less effort

anyone got that recipe for big cums? OP is gonna need it.

Tendies and milk makes it really thick, I dunno about volume though

reevaluate your life

OP. Zinc my man. 1 tablet a day makes you cum more.

thanks 4 the tip m8

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Lets say you're talking US gallons, because nobody anywhere else uses such fucking moronic measurements. Lets also say that you can cum 10 mL on average.

This means that, if you're coming twice a day, that's 20 mL per day. One US gallon is 3785.41 mLs, and that would mean it would take 190 days, at a steady rate of 20mL/day. With supplements, I think you could bump that down to 150, maybe even less, meaning it shouldn't take you anymore than 380 cumshots to make a gallon of cum, and potentially as few as 300.

Godspeed user.

"oh hey mark! what are you doing with a gallon of milk"

"oh that's not milk, it's actually my semen"

>Lets say you're talking US gallons, because nobody anywhere else uses such fucking moronic measurements

what other kind of gallons are you? you redundant motherfucker.

British Gallon.
British has a totally different imperial system

Britain

Imperial Gallons. They're about a liter and a half larger than US.

you learn something new every day.

so we're not the only one with retarded units, huh? why does nobody care that the british have these bullshit units too?

they invented the retarded units. we're the only ones that still haven't switched to metric