How do you respond to the criticism that the film is too serious?

How do you respond to the criticism that the film is too serious?

>ZACK "I would go back to the Dark Knight argument and say, “Is that a bad thing? What does that mean?” By the way, the most serious movies I’ve made in the past always have irony in them. I just gave it the weight that it deserves as far as the mythological conformation. But it’s still a guy in a red and blue suit fighting a guy in a black suit. I mean, they’re in costumes. The movie is fun, and Batman fights Superman. If you can’t have fun there, then something’s kind of wrong with you."

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>But it’s still a guy in a red and blue suit fighting a guy in a black suit. I mean, they’re in costumes. The movie is fun, and Batman fights Superman. If you can’t have fun there, then something’s kind of wrong with you."
Maybe the problem is that it's 2 boring hours of set up with some decent Batman scenes until that happens.
And when it does, it lasts 5 minutes.

>The movie is fun, and Batman fights Superman. If you can’t have fun there, then something’s kind of wrong with you.

What exactly was """fun""" about this?

the action was good

The part where el flasho comes to batman and yells at him in Mexican was pretty fun

Based.

>guy in red and blue fights guy in black

For maybe 5 minutes tops. Did we really need an unexplained nightmare sequence? ANOTHER batman origin story?

Everything relevant to the buildup was drawn out too long.

are those crosshit pl8s. Either way, zack is hack but not due to manchildren reasoning

>BvS was no fun! All dark! Not enough quips!
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>Batman's 'n-no please don't' gestures as the effects of the Kryptonite wears off
>Bruce: "My foundation's already issued a statement in support of, uh.. books"
>Perry: "Crime wave in Gotham! Other breaking news: Water -- wet!"
>Clark: "Is she with you?" Bruce: "No, I thought she was with you"
>Bruce: "Oh shit"
>Alfred's lines
>Bruce: "I like those shoes"

They spent about 3 minutes on Batman's origin and the fight was longer than 5 minutes

A NICKLE DOESNT COST A DIME ANYMORE, CLARK


HOL UP CLARK, WHERE MUH SPORTS

>Batman's 'n-no please don't' gestures as the effects of the Kryptonite wears off

this was utterly fucking retarded and made me lose all faith completely

batman doesnt get scared

Its 10 minutes

>The problem is you

Thanks, Zack

hi, Henry

Haha!
So fun.

>implying you could outlift based zack lmao

Dummies want more quips, and Snyder isn't going to acquiesce.

It's true capeshit fans are idiots

b-but in BvS both Bats and Supes are discovering themselves on a journey to become the characters we all know and love from the comics!

luther made it unserious

Based Zack doing what needs to be done.

He's right.

BvS was a masterpiece. Most critics and audience members are simply too used to infantile Marvel trash and that hurt its reception.

He was funny intentionally and unintentionally

>Marvelfags are deluded enough to think he's wrong

>Martha: People are afraid of what they don't understand
>Luthor: Too big for little minds
Zack is literally making fun of all the people and critics who don't see how much of a masterpiece BvS really is

Based Zack telling it like it is.

Get fucked marveldrones

You're an idiot if you actually think that.

he fed some government official a jolly rancher? among other things. his entire character was comic relief.

everyone in the theatre laughed

>275

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY

>The lolly Lex feeds the guy is cherry flavoured
>Cherry trees also provide food for the caterpillars of several Lepidoptera (moths and butterflies)
>Caterpillars, moths, and butterflies all undergo a metamorphosis encased in a chrysalis
>The scene is when Lex is demanding all the things that will eventually allow him to create Doomsday
>Doomsday undergoes creation within a chrysalis
HOW
DEEP
DOES
IT
GO?

>Clark: "Is she with you?" Bruce: "No, I thought she was with you"

>Marvel nu-males hate Snyder

I'm not surprised. After all, their idols are Peyton Reed and Joss Whedon.

Seeing an alpha male like Zack Snyder causes them to remember how they were bullied by an alpha male and uncomfortable and lash out the only way they know how -impotently typing out hateful words on a Japanese jpeg board. Some, like Ant-Man director Peyton Reed when shown a statement from a capeflick rumor monger saying "DC directors can physically beat up Marvel directors," choose to withdraw into safe spaces instead. It's little wonder why Sup Forums connects with Marvel more.

Men are meant to be strong in mind and body. Aren't those the values of superheroes, the reason these characters impressed you as a kid? The divide between DC and Marvel isn't just about the quality in filmmaking (where DC obviously win). Some people grew up reading comics, looked up to their heroes and decided to follow their paths. They hit the gym and became better, healthier persons: leaders, alphas. Meanwhile, others neglected their bodies, because their minds stayed weak, they remained scared and pathetic manchildren even in middle age. If real life was a superhero comics, these guys would be the villains' victims at best and the villains themselves at worst. Would you really trust them to bring the true spirit and meaning of superheroes to the screen, when at their deepest core they cannot possible understand these values?

The one true kinographer, Lord Zacharias Snyder.

Fucking based.

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Zack

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>38 / 9 / 22 / 2
hm
okay, carry on

>The movie is fun

Maybe if you're high off your ass or are Zack Snyder. It was fucking bleak and anti-fun, which can be made to work but this just didn't.

The most "fun" part was the piss jar scene, and even that's not something you can really enjoy, it's just cringey.

If the bar aint bendin, your only pretendin

only normalfag plebs would cringe at that. I did think it was funny though. How were you not entertained by the Batman scenes?

I like how that scene transitions from comedy to horror. Holly Hunter's always great and this scene was no exception.

I enjoyed the movie, it's not a masterpiece, but it was much better than Rises and all the other Supes movies.

'normalfag plebs' would hardly think twice about it
the only people complaining about it are on the internet, it's not some wide complaint, most of the complaints aren't for that matter the only one close is the 'dour' 'joyless' one along with 'incoherent' which came later

Yeah

But at least they're not manlets like Snyder

Why is he so literally perfect bros?

My batman doesn't do that!

not everything's about you bud

"Is it really surprising that the most powerful man in the world should be a figure of controversy?"

wasn't even scared
it was a simple oh shit moment, a small gag

Is this a pasta?

I thought that was awesome. Nothing in Bruce's street-level career could have prepared him for facing a being that powerful. I thought it was a nice touch showing him momentarily afraid.

Not to me.

fucking alley

Amazing how Snyder makes a film that is literally critic proof

Like, if you hate it, you are literally meta commentary for the people, the degenerates in the film who slander Superman

If you hate MoS and BvS you're a fucking fraud

>Bruce: I bet with that dress 9 out of 10 men would let you
get away with anything.
>Diana: But, you're the 10th.
>Bruce: Mmm.I guess I am the first,to see through that babe in the woods act.You don't know me,but, I've known a few women like you.
>Diana: Oh, I don't think you've ever
known a woman like me.

>These movies are joyless slogs.

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He's one of us, bros.

>WATCHING THE GAME HAVING A BUD
KINO FUCK THE MARVEL KIDDIES

That is why BvS is true Cape Kino.
A subtle pun on the subversive minds in both DCEU & RL