Did coke and weed last night getting drug tested in the morning what do?

Did coke and weed last night getting drug tested in the morning what do?

drain all your blood, then replace it with new blood, then replace all your urine with new urine

Also the drug test being used is very shitty and crude design is there anything I can do to alter results

Drink a ton of water and you will probably pass for the coke

Otherwise you are an addict and have no control over your life. Hopefully you fail and suffer the consequences and learn a lesson from it.

cheat the drug test you faggot

>very shitty and crude design
calling bullshit, unless you have a job that's nigger tier, and if so you need to aspire to greater things. now you can fuck off.

>Use all possible known drugs
Test shows up positive on all fields
They think test is faulty and shit and dismiss you
>profit
Try and not to kill yourself

I like this one the best

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Do like kitty and has someone feed you spaghetti

Define shitty and crude design? Cup(shitty), lcms/ms(ur fucked m8), etc?

$20 at your local smoke shop. I have used it like 4 times without fail. I just duck tape it to my tigh and done. Fucking losers man.

Update your resume

this guy gets it

join the sub club.

I've personally taken 3 piss tests with other people's piss. A friend of mine has done it 5 times, and we have both coached others through it. Super easy as long as you're cool with someone who is clean.

For the sake of information, this is how to do it:

get a small plastic container. head shops have them or just improvise. Just make sure it has like 3 oz or more. Have someone piss in a cup and pour it in. You can microwave for like 5 seconds (don't overdo) if it isn't warm. Then wear tighty whities and store the bottle right in your gooch. When you take the test, im assuming at a facility, work quick but be careful. If you have extra pour in toilet slowly to mimic piss sound or better yet just pee and pour the other piss in the test cup. Work quick so its still within the 90-100 degrees temp range by the time you hand it to the piss collector. They will note the temp was in range, you sign a release, and GTFO.

Have fun.

Cup

checking my own trips.

another note: your body heat will be enough to keep it in range don't worry. Also, piss doesn't have to be from the same sex, they aren't doing hormone tests, user.

I actually carry it with me at all times. Just in case they want to act stupid and random drug test me.

I meet this girl in Atlanta, let me play in her mizzouth
She make my dick so hizzard, it never goes Sizzouth
From the side to the side, the bitch gon' get it all
From the top of my dizzick, to the bottom of my bizzall
I feel her fingernail as she grab it and beat it
She ready to eat it whenever I skied it
She did it in the dark but in the light she won't do it
She be unzippin' my pants she be gettin' straight to it
No, it was not a dream, even though that's what it seemed
I kick, I scrat, I skit, I scrat, I scream
The shit was feelin' freaky, she was feelin' fine
I didn't feel her teethes, I only felt her tongue
Relax, I'm gettin' massaged by tha massouse
She wouldn't let me gi-zzo, she wouldn't let me loose
I don't know her she was somebody else
But I was happy that's why I said to myself
But this shit was nothin new, she do it anyway
She didn't want to talk she ain't got nothin to say but

[Chorus]
Oh ah ah ou ow ah ah ou love ya, love in ya mouth
Oh ah ah ou ow ah ah ou love ya, love in ya mouth
We makin love sho nuff we makin love all in ya mouth
We makin love sho nuff we makin love all in ya mouth
Well can I put it in yo mouth, yes ya can
Well can I put it in yo mouth, yes ya can
Well can I put it in yo mouth, yes ya can
Well can I put it in yo mouth, yes ya can

I take three bitches and I put 'em in a line
I take four, five, six and blow 'dem hos mine
It'll take one more before I go for mine
Seven bitches get fucked at tha same time
She eats me, sun she, she can suck a dingo
All day all night all evenin' long
She said she nevea done it, she said she neva tried
She's sittin' there tellin' a mother fuckin' lie
Now, how many licks does it take to make my dick split
Well, not many licks if tha bitch is a good trick
Now, any niggaz can talk to a bitch and get tha bitch to fuck
But how many niggaz can talk to a bitch and get they dick sucked
Like me a pimp that you nevea saw
Now how do you say "manger et trois"
When my shit gets soft
She make my shit get long

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Your fucked

This. I passed a drug test after drinking a shit ton of water. Pissed something like 14 times that day but when I went in the cup it looked like spring water and I passed. Oh, I was doing at least 4 marijuanas a day up until that point.

What is it?

Lab made urine.