My wife had breast cancer and she went for, what I thought, a removal of said cancer. However, when she came back and showed me the result the doctor had COMPLETELY REMOVED HER LEFT TIT. She asked me what I thought and my first response was: "It's horrible!" She cried and got angry, so I tried to explain it to her best I could I said "look honey remember when that one speaker of your car stereo was busted? You hated having to listen to only one speaker!" She continued crying and so I got mad and called her doctor to ask him what the fuck was wrong with him cutting off her complete left tit like that. I said: "Look pal maybe you buy your wife new tits every year but to me that's at least 9 months of salary!" to top things off her nipple is gone! They just threw away the tit AND the nipple. So even if I WOULD buy her a new left tit the nipple is god damned gone, now how in the hell is that supposed to make sense?! One tit minus a nipple. I told the doctor he owes me a new tit and a new nipple and slammed the phone on the hook. I god damned loved that tit.
Can I sue this doctor for a new tit?
Luis Jackson
You're a dumbass.
Jose Evans
fuck you buddy i'd like to see your face if this would happen to you fucker
Sebastian Sanchez
you could kill yourself
Michael Martin
please i could really use some advice here
Logan Gomez
yeah like your mother did no doubt. fuck off if you don't have anything good to say
Alexander Perez
This isn't funny. Barely worth reading and i feel sorry that you wasted your time typing it out. Keep your day job, comedy isn't for you.
Jeremiah Johnson
I would rather have my wife/gf lose her boobs than die of breast cancer. And comparing the loss of her boob to a busted speaker, as if what she lost was only important to you, makes you an insensitive asshole. Even for a dumbass. So maybe I was wrong. You're not a dumbass. You're a 38th level autist.
Caleb Myers
Well you can sue the doctor...
Or you could become Vegan and show the world in that way that you are not a mere sissy fuckboy who will take Pills for muscle growth and cries over titties.
Juan Russell
who ever said was joking you stupid fucking faggot, also, what in the fucking fuck is a sensitive baby ass cuckold such as yourself doing on my Sup Forums? PISS OFF, FAGNUT
Gavin Perez
>comedy isn't for you This. You're trying way too hard m8.
Joshua Nguyen
>Or you could become Vegan no woman? BECOME the woman!
Henry Jenkins
>calls me sensitive >reacts like that Kek Kill yourself and your 1 boobed freak of a wife.
Joshua Fisher
way to support yourself, fagturd.
Sup Forums really isn't for you
Samuel Reed
youre a fagturd, no really, you have no business being on Sup Forums if you get fanny flustered all the time
Jordan Harris
Ok maybe i was wrong you are pretty funny, keep going.
Eli Hill
yeah right, i already caught you in a lie buddy. gb2gaia
David Nguyen
>"look honey remember when that one speaker of your car stereo was busted? You hated having to listen to only one speaker!" kek gotta remember that one
Ayden Jones
I'm sorry buddy, your delivery and timing is a stillborn failed abortion. No amount of le edgy shock humor will fix it, you better serve yourself a nice, toasty glass of bleach and just end it already.
Nathan Brown
here is the sequel you faglords
Carter Collins
yeah right thats not what your mom said when i shat cancer in to her eyes
Owen Perry
tldr
inb4 OP delivars and I feel like an asshole.
Jayden Myers
Holy shit the fucking summerfags in this thread. Did OP offend you with his bull? Fuck off back to your safe spaces
Sebastian Roberts
ah you get it. thank you for that.
Jayden Myers
>still trying
Leo Perry
And I, in turn, accuse you of said summerfaggotry. #umadbro? It's Sup Forums kiddo. Why are you posting autistic summer babyrage instead of just scrolling past?
