Canada fags

Canada fags

I will be heading to Montreal for a beachlor party in less than 24 hours

I'm ugly as sin and have not had sex in months. How do I get sex with money in Canada?

by killing yourself

Good luck, i hope they grab you at the border and deny you entry :). 10-1 your dumbass has an odd conviction.

One of the guys I'm going with has a DUI but he was granted entry 2 years ago with it

backpage and montreal has tons of tug and rubs. some of the more beat strip joints you can pay a stripper to fuck. Dont expect the better ones like super sex to have that option but super sex is one of the better strip joints.

We found the redditor

I figured backpage was my only option. I've been using backpage for years. The problem is that I'm hanging out with a bunch of normies and I don't know how I will get away from them. They will all be picking up girls the alpha way and that's not how I roll

>Club Super Sex
>Instead of Chez Paré

Regrettable choice M80

Just my experience, only been there 4 times but you may know better.

Show them your poutine, user

Well you can try a tug and rub, never been to one before but my buddy said he paid 200$ to fuck a pretty hot asian chick. He said she started out sitting on his chest with her ass in his face and jerking him off, then she asked if he wanted more and he said yes. She slapped a dome on his wee wee and scootched down and slid his little pecker right in. Wouldn't face him as he was a fat ugly pig.

Reddit > Sup Forums anyways.

I'm not fat but I'm pretty ugly. I do hate filthy yellow scum Asians though, how do I fuck a prized white chick?

At gunpont.

Tabarnak! Tu est un grand morceau du merlde

At the tug and rub place, They bring out like 10 girls, line them up and you pick the one you like.

I know if you want more than lap dances you have to head off the island.

>tfw my friend paid to get laid on his 18 at Le Garage in Mirabel 10 years ago

Gotta leave my guns in the peoples republic of New York unfortunately

Use craiglist it's more active.

Pussy Corps

Look it up.

I wonder if I can pay one of the girls to show interest in me and make it appear as if I picked them up at the club?

hmmm...

my friends won't believe it though

It's a fucking 'Rub and tug' tabernak!

Good

They aren't welcome here.

Try finding a girl at club first, your friends are likely to get shook down by a stripper and leave with blue balls anyway.

Well I won't be finding any girls at any club unless I pay them to talk to me so I should use this remaining time to set up that appointment

I'll probably get scammed either way