Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Akiko

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Hm, what was wrong? Glad it's better.

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Reporting for duty!

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youtube.com/watch?v=jah8SQ8dPVk

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Your waifus are shitty.

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I Want to move from Russia to America.

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Oh, I know that feeling. All that green bay has is some paper mills, cheese, and one of the most popular football teams

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Your football team a best, in the NFC North.

Ambient.

Garage rock.

I don't know.

Metal.

Indie rock.

Field recording.

We also have a Pepsi bottling plant. Not much happening for jobs outside the retail and foodservice sectors and I'm real fucking tired of tourists asking for KETCHUP on their god damn Subway sandwiches. I feel like a factory would be less stress.

Calamity-masu'd

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I am the most hardcore mother fucker in Wisconsin

It is known.

We go together like carrots and peas

What do you think about Russia?

Hello.

Not sure if lewd

She had a really early stage of cervical cancer, so she got a hysterectomy last week.

She is recovering pretty well so far, but she is a pretty healthy woman for her age, 53

It is also a religion

Well, people put ketchup on a lot of strange things

Really? That hardcore?

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They're crazy in a funny way.

>factory
>less stress
God no, unless you're not working 16~ hours a day like my uncle.
You a big fan of football? I enjoy college more myself, but NFL is good.

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I'm from the north woods bro. We are savage.

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Not lewd, promise

>cervical cancer
I'm sorry about that, hope she's doing fine now

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That's horrible.
Good thing it was early and treated swiftly.

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>claimed

I used to have a history teacher who went to university with a couple of internationals. They were from Zimbabwe or some shit. But anyway, these niggers had never encountered cornflakes before. They didn't know what the fuck to put together with cornflakes. So they coated the cornflakes in ketchup. And they loved it. Every morning from then on, these niggers ate ketchup with cornflakes for breakfast.
At least people won't ask me to put several pounds of pickles on their sandwiches. And Canada has... Like, actual labor laws.

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Anime is just badly scripted cartoons for perverts.

Not a team sports person myself, but I do the minimum requirements for the Packers. Mainly just knowing a few of the important players and what not

I thought you lived in Madison?

She is fine, no cancer! She will be perfectly fine in a few months when she recovers from the surgery

It sounds considerably worse than it is. It was a routine procedure that, factoring in her health, had a 97.5% chance of no complications, where only a tenth of them were serious

How is everyone today!?
Inaba claimed

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Oh, you live in Canada. But trust me man, you're just doing the exact same movements for however many hours a day, that puts a lot of stress on your body.

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I do i'm from hurley tho.

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I'm hoping she recovers quickly.

Cancer can be pretty serious you know

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Read, she is absolutely fine

Huh, what ever works for them

Weirdest thing I've seen someone eat was either Vegemite or drinking the juice out of the big single bagged dill pickles
I'm good

So you're practically a Yooper then?

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I was born in Michigan grew up in hurley. So yes i'm not practically I am a yooper. That adds to my Hardcore ness. You should come to comic con in madison next year.

It does. We even have an acronym for it. But I'm more worried about my brain.
I eat banana peppers all on their own sometimes. Same with jalapenos and dill pickles. I also tend to load my eggs with curry, put pickles and mustard on meatball sandwiches, and add curry and other spices to ramen noodles.

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I am so tired right now, but there's been so much noise that I can't go back to sleep. Fml...

May I ask what your overall goal is? I've never exactly understood spamming.

She doesn't have cancer anymore though

It, along with her uterus, was removed

Oh your back. I thought you were dead


Why did you have to ruin that dream?

I'll see if I can

Is there any good way to keep in touch with you, like a telegram?

I don't eat a lot of wierd things, maybe the strangest is peanut butter and honey sandwiches

~~maybe I could try Y O U~~

look how the belt just give up resistance in the left

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But that's not an answer.