Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Calamity-masu'd
Claimed.
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Still shouldn't, it's a lot of salt
~~Though cum is high in protein and is low in calories
I don't give a shit
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Do you want to get Qurans?
Because that is how you get Qurans.
I'm I'm I'm I'm claiminggggg
It also has sugar in it. But all I can really taste is fat, salt and sugar.
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I remember that thread.
Qt apron
Either way
Well, I havent tried much of it...
~~im sure yours will be good though
Here!
It's not bad.
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I love her
I bet you don't even love your waifu.
Lose your virginites you fucking weebs
~~ill have to try yours
Well, I'm not lying
She is cute regardless. I've never been a huge fan of aprons for some reason.
You'll lose that bet
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Maybe~ But I have to shower and head to work. Alas.
Those 3 hours with The Epic were indeed epic. Not the kind of music I was looking for but that was entirely my fault for not explaining myself correctly, I'm glad I didn't.
Always a qtπ
Lame! See ya
And the same to you of course.
Why would you listen to a three hour album.
Aw, thanks bae
Maybe I'll go easy when I'm raping you now
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Wait what? Where'd this come from?
Hi.
>claiming
You're very welcome then
I want to repeat a few tracks from it. Why would you not want to do something enjoyable for 3 hours straight, specially when it comes to music where you can listen to it while doing something else?
Hey there, want to help rape shiro?
Not sure, I remember I was going to earlier.
Oh Hi!
Mentally ~
Why are you getting Yuuko involved in this?
I mean, why not? I'll give it a try tomorrow, maybe tonight.
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Mental rape is even worse, I've already had plenty today. How are you?
Why do you post so infrequently?
Oh boy. Let's get on this.
Gang rape is fun, for all but one person
Hitting pause will always be an option.
The first 2 tracks weren't too good at captivating me and I was worried I would have to eventually pause, but after that it gets really, really good. You will forget that option and in time those thoughts will be replaced with something like 'damn, only 40 minutes left'.
Unless that person has a gangrape fetish and is desperate to get some.
I'm leaving again now
Sorry
School isn't fun, but it's good for you
Penny Claim~
Today was a good day.
>At least so far it was.
Good luck.
You say sorry too much
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Ruri
ruby
Strangler
Penny
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Laters.
Sumimasen
Fair enough
~~i wouldn't mind being treated a bit roughly myself, if you get me~`
Goodbye!
Oh boy
Rip cray ex
Claiming our glorious Führer
Yo~ How goes it?
Absolutely RIP
Though, today was a perfect day to teach the kids about gun safety.
Yuuko
How to clean gas chamber
Program you suggested worked pretty well, thank you.
>The fact that your trip isn't backwards triggers me.
04' car.
This doesn't seem fun.
I also got practically no sleep, that's the way it is these days. I didn't go to school, but I want to tomorrow.
It's a day. Are you having a day?
9 out of 10 people support gang rape
No car
What? i thought you were suppose to. Did i confuse days?
I was suppose to, but I got quite panicky this morning and yea.
It is
Find some other better chick to not murder
Exactly, but I might be the victim
How would you be the victim?
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But...n-noo...first day of school is for panicking with everybody else.
I'm having a fun day
>Watching a 9yo be absolutely engrossed in my old console is nostalgic, it reminds me of me.
>Find some other better chick to not murder
Kek, thats the plan for Friday
>I got a date if ya didn't know.
>Its gon b gud.
But yes, sadly.
dat ass
The one being raped
Oh right, I forgot.
Hello!
That's good to know, I wish it worked for me too but the millions of trips it generated were meaningless as they didn't work here.
You're not alone in that.
Nicknames guy.
I thought you were the one doing the raping? How about we don't rape at all?
Kids would be a joy to have. Do you agree?
: (
It's ice to see you~
Its gon b gud.
Absolutely
>That's why I'm glad I have little K around, she's like my own daughter
>I regret not being able to have kids of my own.
>Such is life.
Oh my, same kink
Nah, you are going to rape me
Is she a qt?
I remember you said she liked anime, and ghost in the shell
Yes. Me doing stupid shit like this also makes me think how pathetic Shiro would see me.
I do not want to do that though, I'm too fond of you.
Cool guy
Oh? why are you incapable?
Sshhhh you'll get em tomorrow
I gotta do it after all.
She's super QT ^^
>She's good at vidya too.
I'm infertile due to exposure to galvanized and galvanizing steel ( was only 16 when I started working in a metal factory, that ended up causing this whole infertility thing)
I found out after trying to donate some sperm for cash.
>Not impotent though, I can still be erect.
test post pls ignore
fuck
So I'm to ugly to rape
That's mean
So no gang rape?
Nah, just drop out
Same vidyas as you?
Nigger.
test
Your personality is very attractive, I've never seen you personally though. Also, see I really don't want to drop out.
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Yeah
We went to an arcade on our first date. She beat me at Tekken Tag, but I won at Mortal Kombat.
That's unfortunate, but hey maybe it's just a new opportunity to adopt one day.
That way you'll know if you're gunna get an ugly baby or not.
I'm a follower not a leader That's unfortunate, but hey maybe it's just a new opportunity to adopt one day.
That way you'll know if you're gunna get an ugly baby or not.
I'm a follower not a leader
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Still tired.
Take a nap cutie
It is?
Yeah that's probably for the best. What subject is your favorite?
Good, so you can beat her at somethings
Aw, find someone to lead the rape
Well, so long as you stay clean, you don't need a condom. That's an advantage
What's keeping you up?
WAKE UP
Hey kool aid!
Yeah, true.
>Plus I can save someone from the horrible adoption system we have in this country.
Yep, its gon b gud ^^
>Mfw she's pretty tough though. Never judge a book by its cover, she's ruthless.
>True, its pretty great that I don't have to use a condom.
Naps are't helping. I just want to lay down and relax but everything is just too fucking loud.
I'm trying!