What to do Sup Forums (pic related)

What to do Sup Forums (pic related)

So I have a friend, we've been bros for the last 8 years. He's married to a 8/10 hottie. Blonde hair, green eyes, huge tits, and a tight ass . He's an awesome dude. We live like 2 streets away. He makes a good living and his wife stays at home. A few years ago he was in a motorcycle accident and was paralyzed from the waist down. It changed him a little but we're still close homeboys and we hang out a lot. Anyway...

Last weekend I was hanging out with him and his girl. We always chill at my place because I've got a heated pool and I like see'ing his wife in a bikini. So we're just swimming and he's gotta piss, so me and his wife pull him out of the pool and put him in his chair and he wheels into the pool house to take a piss (thanks for not pissing in my pool!)

While he was in the bathroom his wife is telling me how its kind of a burden on her to take care of him now and how his dick won't get hard anymore without viagra, even then he can't feel anything, so the passion is gone and its really hard for him to cum. She said she really loves him but really just wants to fuck and be cummed on. I'm not sure what to say so I was just like "Sorry to hear that" then she asks me if I'd fuck her on the side so she can keep her marriage. She swam up to me and grabbed my cock over my shorts and started stroking it. I really didn't know what to say, just then he comes wheeling back out and literally just falls out of his chair into the pool so I just brushed off her advances, tried to hide my boner and went back to drinking and swimming.

So they're coming back over this weekend and I know this shit with her is going to come back up when he's out of the room.

cont....

What to do /bros? He's my homeboy, but I don't want to see him get crushed because his wife left him but I don't know if he'd be more crushed if he found out I was banging out his old lady. I work from home, and she's free during the day so we could literally fuck for hours at my place while he's at work and he'd never find out.

I'm gonna be honest I've always wanted to fuck the shit out of her but I respect my homeboy. I can't decide now if I want to do this to help my homeboy out or because I want to get my dick wet.

What would Sup Forums do?

Fuck her you fucking faggot

I would fuck her, as long as he don't find out it will be better. Keep her in check don't let her fall in love

It's a clear violation of bro code to do anything sexual with her. She will probably fuck someone else anyway, but you don't need to be part of the problem. Nothing makes women hotter than a man who turns down pussy. If she tells her friends they'll be all over you.

That's so /b

tell her you'll only do it if he's comfortable with it.

otherwise, you're a piece of shit.

He's not going to be ok with it of course. Would you?

You said you respected your homeboy, so don't fucking do it. Simple.

I've already fucked most of her single friends, I'm like the only single dude in the group. She's cool like that, she's always bringing me ass.

maybe. If he can't even fuck and he wants to make her happy, he'd be cool with it

Should I approach him about it or should I tell her to?

I would have fucked her before he was paralyzed. Jesus get on it.

Obviously she should... you'll look like an asshole and so will she if you blindside him with that

You don't have any long term friends do you?

Tell her a relationship is built on trust. If she wants it Im sure her husband would understand with all thats happened. Plus its better thay its someone he trusts. She should talk to him first. Set ground rules.

>huge tits

That pic doesn't do them justice, and thats why I chose it. She's a small D on a bad day.

If you fuck her, jealousy will prevent her from being your wing woman in the future. Seems like you already are ahead.

Jesus have sex with her so you can save your friends marriage, it's not that hard

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well if she starts fucking you, then she might not bring anymore ass over.

I wondered about this too.... She's definitely hotter than any ass she's ever brought me though...

simply put, if you fuck her and its cheating, you'll get some sex but lose your best friend
if you all have a conversation about it, and hes cool with it (and hey maybe he wants to watch?) then thats great

IMO you gotta go about it the 2nd way. because either she's already having these conversations with wheelchair-bro and its going poorly which is why shes trying to do it behind his back, or she hasn't had these conversations with wheelchair-bro yet and she needs to. Either way, 98% of the conversation here needs to be between her and her husband


tldr: choices are be a massive dick, or be a helpful dick

Pics or it didn't happen.

>he didnt piss in your pool

There would be a special place in hell for you OP if you sleep with his girl

I kinda wonder if she's feeling me out (no pun) before she approaches him or just trying to bang behind his back. I feel this duty to my boy but at the same my dick is screaming PUT ME IN HER!

Don't fuck her man, bro's come first.
Have her talk it over with your bro, if he agrees to let you fuck her, then go through with it.

She has to explain to him that she needs this. He'll either understand or they break up. Either way, you get to fuck her, at least you're not the cause of their breakup.

Don't let your bro go through the pain of losing both his best friend and his wife, and this because he lost his legs in an accident. He'll probably go suicidal if he finds out.

Not really sure I want him to watch to be honest, I think I'd turn it down if he wants to be in the room. I'm not a cuck and and I'm not a fag so I dont think I can perform with someone watching. Even then what does he get out of watching? His dick can't even get hard and he has no feeling in it. Plus I don't want it to get weird between us.

Tell her to send you a picture of her pussy, and then post it. Your buddies here will tell you if it's worth it or not

Yeah man respect the wheelchair-guy

dont fuck her

You should do it because there's literally nothing bad about this.
He can't please his bitch so you're helping him.
She can't get off so you're helping her.
You want to fuck her so you're helping yourself.
You're literally saving a marriage and getting guilt free pussy.
There's no downside and you're only in the wrong if you turn her down.
Plus if dude is really your bro, then surely he'd do the same for you if you were in his position.

dont do this OP
right now it may feel daring and thrilling
but soon enough your conscience will destroy you and youll feel really, really bad about this
trust me ive been there

Only pussies have a conscience.

Or anyone who is not a narcissistic sociopath....

try talking to him about it

how is the lonely life treating you?

Alright I'm gonna tell her to get permission from her husband before I do anything. Seems like the best plan here.

Not sure how thats going to work.

"Hey bro your wife says your dick doesn't get hard and you can't satisfy her anymore and she wants me to fuck her and cum on her face"

I agree with this here. I think it's the most responsible and respectable thing to do.

She asks for the D. GIVE HER

STOP BEING A CUNT AND WHACK YOUR DICK OUT AND SPLASH YOUR CUM ALL OVER THAT BITCH, FILM IT, PUT IT HERE ON B AND LET ME BASH MY TRIDENT OVER THIS SHIT ...DO THIS NOW

Agreed. Didn't expect to find responsible or respectable on Sup Forums though.

Trident? You might want to see a Doctor.

AND YOU MUST BE A LITTLE FAGGOT WITH A DICK NO LONGER THAN A BUDGIES TONGUE

Man you're right, all these years I thought I was straight with a huge dick. Thanks for opening my eyes to reality Mr. Internet trident dick.

Man you would be stabbing him in the back if you fucked her and he didn't know. How would you feel if your 8 year bro was fucking your gf on the side? Anyways though not all is lost, get her to broach the subject with your bro and see if hes cool with it or not. Alternati\ely you could just go forit but I'm telling you right nao, he'll find out eventually and when he does he won't be your bro nemoar.

It's ok. 4 out of 5 recommend it.

All I know is I'm really interested to hear the decision and an update. But how?

No don't approach him aboout it let her handle it. If you approach him about it theres a good chance he will get offended, since ur basicall% asking him to fuk his honey cuz he is kripple. But if u hav her do it then it adds legitimacy to _er needs and paves the way |or you to fuck her without seeming to have any ulterior motives other than to help a brot_er out.

I'm gonna text her, probably post back here in a few hours.

The guy has already been dealt a pile of shit, no need to rub his nose in it. Don't put that pussy up on a pedestal, there's other unused ass out there.

Cool. Maybe put 'wheelchair bro' in the post, so I can search for it.

Exactly. Pussies.
Fucking amazing actually. I couldn't imagine having to deal with another human being's emotions/problems. Holy shit that must be awful.

Cool

>going to fuck my paralyzed friends wife
>it's for his own good

NO don't cuck your best friend, you just want to fuck her because should want pussy you're a čüñt and that's what your using to rationalize it in your own mind to be the right thing to do

Also your friend would have lost his wife his friend and his legs, he will defo he suicidal or atleast make a few 'I'm gunna do it' treads

No doubt I'm trying to rationalize it. I mean I've wanted to fuck her but I'd never act on it in the past ya know?

Ultrakek

Tell her that if you're gonna do this it's strictly sex, and nothing more. And of course don't let your bro find out

You say what I say /bro.
He will eventually find out. And if he doesn't you'll feel like shit for lying to him.
But if he is cool he might understand.
If you respect your bro you'll only do it with his consent. That's all there is too it.

You should ask him if he's okay with it first. You'd be surprised at how common it is for men who can't perform sexually anymore to actually encourage an be okay with another man sleeping with his wife.

I have a friend who has ED and he actually welcomes me and a few other of his friends to come over and just sleep with his wife once in a while.

ED? Erectile dysfunction?

Good man OP. Even if it doesn't work out, you definitely made the right choice. Make sure to report back.
Best of luck man. I hope taking the advice of the citadel of neckbeard faggots works out for you.

no better place to ask this

theres this girl, dunno if she likes me or is just polite. but i sense shes playing a game. and im not into games, i have a gf but would jump at a chance to fuck this one.
saw her the other day with her ex bf, when she saw me she put her hand on his shoulder and smiled. after that, she wrote t me that he said hi, and we dont know each other which means he didnt, so i dunno why shed say that.
after that no communication, besides her posting a new profile image for me to like.

what im asking is, am i getting in there or am i just serving as ego food, i think shes hooking up with her ex

Only anal.

LET HER HANDLE IT UPDATE US WHEN YOU GET AN ANSWER

>Have had alot of similar drunken nights with my wife and other couples at my house
>dont think his wife was actually looking for sex
>probably just really drunk and being a flirt that doesnt remember

honestly Sup Forumsro, just say, "last weekend was crazy I dont think we should get that drunk again. Im not sure if she realized it or not but your girl was so drunk I think she might have grabbed my junk while we were swimming. I didnt say anything until now because I didnt want to embarrass anyone because I was drunk AF too"

>Sounds like she is playing games
>She doesnt want you she likes her ex
>you are being used as ego food

sorry mate

das ok m7+1

Noone cares about u faggot we came here to see if the hobo is goin to bang wheelchair-guys bitch

Don't OP think of the bro code, just pay a 20$ hooker to get rid of urges and advise her. To do the same

fuck her. No matter what, fuck her. She is gagging for it. Give it to her like it will give your mate back his legs

Look OP, when the hot wife of your paralysed friend asks if you can fuck her on the side and save their marriage

YOU SAY YES

Stop

What if it's a test? Like he's faking the leg injuries and his dick not working. Knowing is wife is going to eventually feel that a burning desire that can't be tamed. Obviously, she comes to you because you're so close to them. He's faking it just to see how loyal you are? No way dude. Don't do it. It's a trap!

If you do anything with her and don't immediately tell your "friend" what she's trying to do then you are a piece of shit and should be paralyzed instead of him.