You are walking in the forest and this motherfucker ambushes you behind the bushes and bites straight in to your head

You are walking in the forest and this motherfucker ambushes you behind the bushes and bites straight in to your head.

What do you do?

Drift peacefully into the abyss because I know my people have made this fucker extinct before and they will do it again.

>tfw got bluff charged by a huge bear this autumn

bears are secretly bitches

>What do you do?

kuoli saatana

Use my bear gun, duh

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO
I'M GONNA SHOOT THAT FAT BITCH IN THE FACE THAT'S WHAT
THAT FURRY FAGGOT IS DYING WITH ME

die

bites in yo face nigga

not an option

>ambushes from behind
>bites my face
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yeeeeeeee ma nigga

Win an oscar.

bears don't bite people you inane finn they are fat scaredy runts

t. country with 0 (zero) bears

>out walking with dog in the forest
>wonder what the fuck that sound is
>massive moose next to me

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE MOOSE

Moose > bear

pretend to be dead

you are kill

Detonate my bomb vest. Fuck you bear

>bites you in the head
it's a bear

I likely die.

>walking hone from work.
>pass by some Canadian Geese
>one of these fuckera starts following me, hissing the entire time.
>just want to check to see of its after me. Take 4 left turns around a small 3 house block.
>Yep its following me
>I stop to see what will happen.
>fucker chomps on my ankle
>swing my arm down and knock it in the head.
>Goose goes ape. Squacking and flying up at my face, hissing and biting.
>Swing another punch under its wing
>satisfying thud
>Goose flys back to the other geese honking the entire way.
>sprint home.

Stay chill, it's just a big hamster.

It works with the my sun bear

off with the proxy, babiutan

>local beach has a little island about 100 meters out where birds nest
>if you set half a foot on the island the birds instantly swarm and peck your head
>mfw seeing dumb families where the father brings their kids out there to explore

Hug him and be one with the bear because I am also a bear

...

Inform this nice fellow Russian hiker that his gouvernement in fact IS responsible for the downing of Malaysians airlines flight MH17.

Die ?
I mean it's a fucking bear and he just destroyed my brain with his jaw

bears are pussies Tbh

although once they learn their place they can be good friends
kinda like Lithuanians

Die probably

...

Reach behind & try & poke the cunt in the eyes, else just dead.

Actually that could work.