Enter living room with girlfriend

>enter living room with girlfriend
>see this
>wat do?

Wake up

not a dream user.

unzip my pants

leave the room; must be wrong one

Clap my ass checks together and fly away

3 sum or break up and take that bitch solo, gfs choice

and then?

how much hotter than your gf is she?

Unzip my penis

>Tfw no gf.

Turn 360° and walk away

for the purposes of this thread, she is your gf.

100%

how would you enter her?

Insert Penis

via her damp vaginal cravasse with my raw italian sausage

Id ask my wife when I got a gf and who the fuck the whore is

I'd ask if everyone was game for a threesome.

...

is the casing still on?

Violence

no casing boi, we goin raw