Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

And I claim the first post in the name of the Fatman too.

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Noticed.

Penny claim

Akiko claimed

>Ruri
Don't worry about it.
You can message me anytime if you want to join us

still here

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Sounds like a plan. Anything else planned besides wasting time on here?

I knew some warhammer 40k game had a angry marine mod. I just knew it.

admin sauce plz

(chara)
you want to Wright a story about esdeath user, why?

penny you aren't a murder, that esdeath Is the psychopath here not you. You did what you had too.

>claimed

Claiming

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Sorry for late reply, making pizza rolls.
Yeah, they mostly catch bail runners though
Privyet Felix (I think, I don't know if that's you or I'm just dumb)
Oh shit nigga, Angry Marine guy is here.
Probably something stating her approval of the war, due to her being a rifle and "muh Jews" meme.

Saber claim
Noticed
Kyou
Peaches

You left me in a bad spot
Showing up more?

Ayy feggits

hello alice. what are you up to

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Its mostly just Dawn Of War creating your own Color Pallet, and importing the right logos
>And adding in the War expansion mod
>But thats only if you want 40 angry marines all with flamethrowers

Exactly, I done did a self defense!
>Nobody can convince me that it wasn't justified. ^^

That single cute fang, everytime

Reporting for duty!
>Damn internet issues.

I know you can't resist it

It was more of a sudden motivational idea I got.

Become the person who gets stalked. Feel the same fear and terror they feel, feel powerless, feel scared.

Sadly I think I fucked up the pacing somewhere in the middle and now I don't want to continue it.

who wouldn't want some radical angry marines with flamethrowers?

Hello

Can't resist my lollipop~

I want to establish intimate physical contact with the Togame

Yo what up?
Exactly, I mean, not burning heretics? That's practically heresy itself.

Claimed.

God damn it Ubishart.
>Crash in the middle of the game after a dumbass fuze Cluster Charges the hostage.
>The hostage was literally 3 inches from Fuze's charge.
I keked.

fear and terror what fear and terror. What about the fear I feel that my love will never love me. im sick of people whining for this supposed victim she had my attention my love if that scares you than drop off this earth

What the fuck.

>my greatest weakness

Nice dubs, screencapped.

Just making pizza rolls, got off work a little bit ago.
>The fucking thunbnail

Its okay, you're not as much of a psychopath as you could be!

>liking infinite stratos
kys now you scum of the earth

Eh... from time to time.

I just noticed it.
>Now 4chin is fucking with me.

claimed

Doing well?

FUCKING CHECKED!

Oh, sorry.

Knight.

Shiro.

Wew! Pizza rollz. I got off work recently too.
I'm making some poptarts. Poptarts of AntiHeresy.

checking my self

Pocky
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I have the legendary akame under the palm of my hands

We seem to think alike.
Also, is that a cigar in that angry marines mouth filter?
It's hard explaining it to you since our thought process are completely different from one another.

People don't feel safe when their personal space is invaded. That being their house and/or room.

Absolutely, celebration cigar because he just purged a lot of heretics!~
Remember: Don't break into people's homes or you might get buckshot!~

>Tfw I will never fire a bolter.

That's my waifu. How are you today?

you just assumed direct control over akame for the duration of one lollipop consumption
>what do
hey Es

Who knows, that's the fun~

doesn't make any sense bunch of pussies if you ask me they need to get over themselves

im not a psychopath im a sociopath possible

Noice, what kind?
They are technically possible to make though.You could also buy a Gyrojet which is the closest you could feasibly get.
Also, do bolters have some kind of shotgun equivalent?

hello akame what you doin

sure never talk to me just your team mates huh

kek, I'd do that too
>simmering with Rage
He's not the only one

Vot der'mo , yego moy drug s uma!
How is the craziest man on Sup Forums today?

Now why would I want to talk to a psychopath?

Hey ladies, how can I fuck up your day today?

Astartes Assault Shotgun is the closest thing, used by scouts mostly.
>Gyrojet
A Gyrojet Pistol. It is to the Bolter what a small flintlock pistol is to a M2 Browning.
But yeah, I kinda want one.
>After I get all the costs from my wife's pregnancy taken care of maybe I'll get one.
Angry Cooking, for not maintaining your balanced diet is heresy!

>Its your fault.
>You did this
>You killed them.
>You're a monster.

To anyone that remembers what I was talking about last night and shit

She also gave me a necklace on valentine's day and i just buried it in the forest down the road. No one ever goes into it, no one ever digs anything there. No one will ever find it, so it will never ever see the light of day again

Hey buddy I think you're in the wrong door, the flatchest club is 3 blocks down

You coulda just made thermite and burned it.

Oh I see how it is~
>lollipops can be chained for a continuous effect
Just found a game on steam it's pretty cool. It's been so long since I had fun with a video game
I don't think you can make it worse buddy
I live

Holy fuck this is now a dubs thread

I know it's something about your ex gf, but I think I went to bed before you told the actual story. Something about you being happy that the new relationship of your ex is already starting terrible?

And don't forget angry cleaning. After all the dust on the table are heretics and thus the table is infected with heresy and needs to be taken care of.

my waifu or me? also if me im not a psychopath

>craziest man on Sup Forums I dont know about that
im good how are you doing gun man

I hate you

you killed someone aswell wtf I im going to fucking die

thats good i wish I had a game like that

HOLY FUCK!

Gtfo bitch boi!

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I didn't kill anybody you twat


Long story short, she lied a lot throughout the relationship, etc

Oh no no noo! I see what you're trying to do!
Trying to trick me into giving you all my lollipops, I aint foolin me!

That dubs is overcooked

You're worse than your own waifu

aka cheating bitch? Got it. Glad you moved on then.

Top tier cute claimed

>DUST? YOU MEAN HERESY FLAKES!
Oh oops, I forgot to tell you the flavour, its Cookies and Cream.
>Tfw the gyrojet doesn't even go pew very well.
AAAAAAAAAA
>I'm gonna try to invent a Bolter.

Yeah basically

Pretty sure she was doing something with the other guy during our relationship too, but whatever fuck her

Trips. Checked.

I dindu nuffin

CHECKED SO HARD

>moved on
>still talks and thinks about her

I don't know if you're into car games at all but it's called Absolute Drift. I find it fun and relaxing
Come one it's obviously a win-win for both of us!

this thread is blessed by kek

Don't feed this to your dakimakura after midnight.

Tie a yellow ribbon...

Fuck you Sup Forums that's not my image.

There is a rifle version as well, though I don't know if any even exist anymore.It's also more like a single shot .22 compared to a 20mm HMG.
I just made pizza rolls so I'm doing good.
>Cookies and cream
2nd best flavor
>TFW all my store carries is strawberry, blueberry and cinnamon

Then do a flip.

Praise kek

Into a noose

im not that bad prove it

BE HAPPY...YOU....HAD....A...FUCKING.....RELATIONSHIP!!
>sick of people bitching if you have had a gf you have NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IN LIFE!

that's good and no car games dont get me

ugh, fine. He's in the process of moving on then.

Oh yeah, I meant to ask you.
Why did you choose Felix as your uh... waifu. Let's say waifu.

>Heresy flakes
my sides are hurting

What would a Bolter even be? Like a big Machine Pistol with bigger bullets?

>Stop liking what I don't like REEEEE!!!
Fuck off.

But why?

Hi.
Why not?