Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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I did, which is a miracle on it's own
Hello Rem-chan ~
>claimed
You really should
I think I need to be held
Hey Galko!
Hey rem
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Claimed.
Did you ask them at least?
One cocking discord damn it
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Saber claim
>First time nidalee edition
Pretty good and you?
I don't want that apple, you already bitten it
Sup mah niggas?
gardey claimed
soviet stronk tiem xaxaxa))))
Not too bad, feeling a little bit sick but it will probably pass shortly. Up to anything interesting?
Heya garde
wuz gud nigga?
Well, good night everyone. I'm going to bed and sleep
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Boredom and tiredness.
>very very tired
Just playing league here
The ceiling
Night Chara
Hey saber
Best Brazilian
TAKE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION INTO THE HANDS OF THE WORKERS!
You ok shiro?
Goodnight beautiful
wahtz gucci comrade?
Слава к объединению социальных советских республик!
QOTT: wich is worse, esdeath or the guy who killed someone last night?
>protip its esdeath
Hi.
Who killed somebody?
>Talking about Penny?
Playing a little destiny, no delicious loot yet (well I have gotten some but they're not delicious)
You??
Assuming Penny act out of self defence... Esdeath is worse, hes a fucking potential psycho
Hey Fran how're you doing?
>Got mid
>Can't nidalee
Guess it's based barrel man
We've you been?
That's exactly why I want it so bad.
yes that guy
Soviet manpower knows no retreat, knows no fear, no surrender. With general winter on our side, nothing will stop us! NEXT STOP BERLIN!
I'm playing some axis and allies, the red army is coming >:D
I'm fine. You?
Hi, I don't believe we've spoken before. How are you?
Hey guys Penny's back!
>I was teaching K how to work the dishwasher, she wants to help out around the house.
>Also I was showing her how to play Xenosaga.
Penny acted in Self Defense, he isn't that bad.
>He isn't a fucking nut like Esdeath.
>That's a very cute picture of you
Just started the only worthwhile thing in CS:GO, surfing
still here
and
well good. what next
hello
I'm going to say it's a tie between esdeath and konata
How are the babies?
I'm good, played some league with shino, garde, and rem
They are kinda scrubby though
Huzzah!
You said you were sad!
YOU LITTLE WANK STAIN
Stop being an autist and get on TG then.
I've been around.
Alright.
Hi Tomoko! My mlg career went down the drain after hot pockets stopped sponsoring me... ;-;
How are you?
для Сталине!
amirite?
You are all faggots, and using the word Waifu unironically makes this even more so
I claim this waifu and this thread for the glory of lolis everywhere
Good take it, I dont even like apples
Or fruits for that matter
URAA comrade!
That is what I was hoping for
eh thread. If you listen to this song and replace the guy in it with esdeath user. Your sides will go into orbit!
youtube.com
I'm always sad, that's my standard of fine. I believe the term is 'sad sack'. Again, how are you?
Yeah, pic related, he was in his home at the time, the nut had already assaulted one of his friends and was coming for him.
Kek!
Which one? There are like fifty of em
i just had some hot pockets
I'm in a weird spot here, I love some fruits, apples included, but for some reason I rarely bother to eat them.
Sweet, healthy and tasty, what else could one ask for?
Do you not like any fruit at all?
you know esdeath could still be lurking thread right?
Whats he gonna do? Stab me? Wait fuck.
Bug brains-------------------- ε>
For Stalin! I became a commie after my MLG career failed. How's FaZe? :^)
ooooo sounds tasty
what kind of hot pockets?
Yay!
How is the new boa doing?
I think you are the least scrubby of the bunch
I'm doing fine
Good, good. Any night plans?
Well I'm not one to talk anyways.. afterall I carry a knife everywhere and have it gripped tight if I see a nigger
In all honestly I never actually had fruits, just the aritifical flavoring so one time working holiday for walmart, my boss offers a chcolate covered cherry.. didnt want to be rude so I took one, very first time I had a cherry and its mixed with dark chocolate.. not a good first time for a cherry
Fuck em, I quit, they're all tryhards
Can ye feel it?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
youtube.com
Esdeath is the builder, narrator is /waifu/.
claimed
Sometimes I do, but not today.
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Probably get some Chinese food.
Since I had to quit there I've been craving some sesame chicken something fierce
Hey Rory
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Oh hey its Fran! How goes it?
regular flavor
Everything, mah nigga.
Go sleep so.
Now I get this one
I may be
>wew
Sorry for the late reply, i keep getting distracted from the glow of my screen.
Спасибо commissar! Let's conquer Finland and the Baltic states together!
Resigned? Good job comrade! Have you joined the ranks of communism as well?
Just cheese?
>i keep getting distracted from the glow of my screen.
Wait, what?
>AFTER MASTURBATING TO THE SCENT OF HER HAND
>THE SCENT OF HER FUCKING HAND
this guy is going to kill someone
Killed any snakes lately?
Ah shit das wassup
How are ya?
How do i join comrade?
Best waifu claimed.
I'm back, I was reading Prequel.
I almost felt it.
No worries trips guy, I'll believe in you till the end.
I'm chill
Pretty sure you are
I like moths
And create a glorious Communist state!
Yeah he's a serial killer in the making.
here
Sesame chicken is quite nice, a personal favorite.
I could do that. Or I could not, it's only 6 PM for me after all. Not like I actual care about what time I go to sleep.
Calamity-masu'd
Nice ^^
I was playing siege, but ubishit's servers are like potatoes.
Now I'm gonna play Brawlhalla.
>dark chocolate covered cherry
Your boss has some premium taste, cherries are my favourite fruit and chocolate works great with them. I usually just put a bunch of them in a bowl and cover with nutella,
lad
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Fine, I need to fix the humidity in her enclosure, though.
Drench your skin in red paint, grab a sickle and hammer, squat in from of stronk soviet KV-2 tank, light campfire an chug whole bottle of vodka, sing the soviet national anthem, then pray to stalin for 2 hours straight. Then the Stalin will come down from the heavens and baptize you in the heaven of communism!
What happens if you stick your dick in a gun?
I also quite like it. Cashew pork is probably my favorite though
Enjoy you GLORIUS BASTARD
Hey scrub
Oh no!
pepperoni
arbeit macht frei!
She'll be fine, it's just a little too dry in there.
you know esdeath prob faps to your waifu, casue shes giant right?
I do not favor dark chocolate, I probably should eat some fruits but I just have that gag reflect like "ew nasty" which I shouldnt have at my age
Have this mentality for when I become a cook, eat it/taste it reguardless if I like it, memorize that taste and I'll know when it's good for others
Whoo boy Ima need to write this down
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