Be American

>be American
>try to drive a manual
>your arms don't reach the gearshift

>be American
>try to reach the last box of refrigerated eggs
>Polish man takes them and puts them on a high shelf

holy shit

>be American
>land of the wee and home of the dwarves

...

>be American
>get shot
>the bullet is bigger than you

lel

>be American
>muh heritage your way over to Ireland
>become a tourist attraction as a real life leprechaun

10/10.

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TINY
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>be American
>don't get shot because you're such a small target

>Be american
>have a short temper

is it true that americans store their height in the fridge?

>be american
>be short

>be American
>too short to see over the counter at McDonald's
>starve

>be American
>invade Iraq
>get mistaken for a child soldier

>be american
>visit the Netherlands
>buy a beer
>the beer glass looks big in your hands

...

>be American
>visit the Netherlands
>ask why they have so many mountains

>be American
>be german

>be american
>visit a foreign country
>get stomped by the locals

>be american
>frantically try to win the space race
>plan to settle on the Moon and on Mars because humans are taller in lower gravity

>be american
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHABABABAHAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHABABAHH

>be amerilard
>be fat

Polish superiority adjusted

>be american

JUST KIDDING I'M ACTUALLY MEXICAN

>be American soldier
>your plane arrives in Poland

>be american
>wear shoes indoors to appear slightly taller

>be a yank
>but not a lank

WAS LITERALLY GOING TO MAKE THIS POST JUST NOW

>be amexican
>other americans ask why you look over their shoulders

>be American
>constantly feeling low

>Be Spanish
>conquer the world
>lose it to pirates

>be american
>take airplane to poland
>they tell you "you need to be this tall to pass"

>be Bulgarian
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>be American
>oh say can you see...past that Polish man

Loled

>be American
>weight 100 pounds because your so tiny
>eat only mcdonald and dominos so your weight goes higher

>be american
>64%
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>be amerilard
>*farts*

>be Canada
>be the hat America wears to look taller

>be american
>heart burn
>buys another burger

>Middle Eastern diaspora thread

well done

>be american
>try to win war against rice farmers
>come up short

>Be american
> width > height

>be american
>buys a coke with his coke

>be British
>Americans wanted independance from you because they werent tall enough to reach the tea boxes at the shop

AMERIFATS CAN ONLY GROW IN ONE DIRECTION

>Be american
>can't tip because you're short-changed

>Be American
>Smoke weed
>Can't get high

>Be American
>say you're Irish because you need someone to look up to

>be amerimidget
>use burgers to grow horizontally
>roll on side now taller than euro lanklets

Your move

howling
rated but still underrated

>be american
>snort
>I mean, short

>Be American
>Wants to remove Pedro because at least they are part of high society

>be american
>go to moon
>be poland
>reach the moon with your hands

>I mean, get shot

>Be American
>Go to Europe
>Get told that size DOES matter

>be American
>forget to tip the waitress
>she takes away your high chair and you can't finish your meal

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>be American
>your goal is to live the American Dream
>can't reach it

you realize you're american right?

>Be British
>every region wants to separate

I'm 178 cm pls no bully

>be american
>shart, be short and get shot

>Be american
>can't provide for your family because you can't put food on the table

Is this a new copypasta?

>be American
>shart in the kiddie isle

>be american
>only drink short drinks

>be American
>to short too look over the border's fence
>think Canada is the same country as you

>be american
>can't go on roller coasters

Jesus Christ!

>be american
>throw a party
>Its just a little get together

>Be American
>Be new

>Be American
>Forget to tip the waitress
>She shoots you

>one country under God
>God is 5'8

>Be American
>Get short
>Go to school
>Get short
>Go to work
>Get short
>Go to cinema
>Get short
>Call the police
>Get short

why are you so rude ;_;

What is wrong with American "athletes" guys?

>be american
>sit on the sidewalk
>your feet dangle

>be American
>built the wall
>its 6 foot 2

>be american
>take bath
>tip remains dry

Is Sup Forums usually this autistic?

OKAY GUYS STOP BULLYING AMERICA

we should appreciate the little things in life

What tip?!

Turn off the proxy faggot

Delet papa

p-please don't bully:(

here's a classic
>be american
>release some gas
>comes out as a liquid

THEY DON'T HAVE ANY

Be the bigger person, user. Take the moral high ground.

Kek

>you now realize that MLP is so popular in Amerimicro because pony's are what they usually ride

SHART

gp (good post)

good ones

>be american
>have baby
>tip the jew who cuts off your child's tip

>11.9 KiB 258x245
>your file is larger than you

>be amerishort
>be german