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"Canada, United States of America and Mexico... THE SAVAGE NATIONS!" edition

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hi

włoski

i actually like this ohayou
i mean look at those cheeks and those friendly eyes.

She's not bored by you, she's intrigued and want to know more about you

Is this the GOAT blog? i cant stop laughing.

goodbyeamericainaphoto.wordpress.com

Also, what is mudsharking?

mudshark is a white girl who likes blackguys

mudsharking is anal sex

that blog has to be from some Sup Forumstard
Nobody in their right minds will say cuck outside of Sup Forums

Uh okay...

It was probably made by him.

Should I spring for cordovan leather?

forget it......
it is from Sup Forums

what an idiot i'am

meleefags btfo.

i like the term coalburner more

alri dickheads

T U C K E D

>alri dickheads. I'm a complete an absolute utter mong from the United Cuckedom how do you do? Top of the mornin to you lads, dont mind my teeth I shant brush em

Gave the toilet a scrub for the first time in about eight months.

>fucked up a bitch old lady's drink and forgot to make the second thing
>she told me I better look for a new job
>tripped over her walker when I gave her a donut
>spilled some coffee beans when my manager told me to replace them
>have to work 7 am to 11 am rest of week

I wanna be neet again

yeah because i care about the usa so much to make a usa related blog.

pic related, u're mom.

A brit with teeth? Let me get the camera.

>tucked

uknoit

coal burner is a good one

you can tell be looking at a girl if she prefers black dick

mostly by the tinkerbelle/tribal tattoos

u shud probably just stop being such a fuckup lmao

survive bae

>you can't be poor if you're under 25
What?
>Scholarships for people with a 3.1
Maybe for black people or women.
>State grants exist
No, they don't. Maybe for like 0.1% of the population, but I've NEVER met anyone who's ever received a grant.
>I'm totally a STEM major!
Sure you are.

you better give me a kiss you bitch

hey cutie

*kisses you*

>tfw no one will ever write a post like this UUUU

why live

hello~
plz no flirting ok?

Alright.

I don't know if I can
it hasn't even been a week and I'm already miserable

ok how bout u just start sucking my dik then lmao

You will die some day.

No he wont

You will too.

hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

Lmao no, ur dum

It won't matter when I'm dust under your feet.

>I'm a manlet
>My Polish friend is tall as fuck

Memes are real

hahaha big dum dum

Wow. Sure is a lot busier than a normal day on /cum/ at this time. Couldn't POSSIBLY have anything to do with high school being out, right?

>>you can't be poor if you're under 25
No, you idiot, it's a criterion for grant money. If you're a dependent and 25 or over, then they disregard your household's income.
>Maybe for black people or women.
No? I have a bud who transferred to Drexel from a community college with a 3.5 and most of his tuition was covered.
>No, they don't. Maybe for like 0.1% of the population, but I've NEVER met anyone who's ever received a grant.
Pic related. I'm fairly well-off too. You can get 4K from SEOG if you're really damned poor.

What am I in for?

Read the books a long, long time ago.

i think ur right

it has nothing to do with high school being out

as those under 18 are not allowed to post on Sup Forums

High Schools already in bud. Waiting for collegio.

what is "gpa" and student loan?

People have off work today lad

What's with the american manlet posting today buds?

grade point average. You want it to be higher than a 3.0

cum lol

gpa stands for grade point average

student loans are when the government pays for your school, and then they keep you in debt for the rest of your life making you a literal wageslave

jewbs desu lads

>tfw my gpa is 2.45

Her eyes are purple

What's with the European giants posting about us normal sized folks?

Happy MLK day. You have 34 days to kill yourself.

t. FBI

And I transferred with a 3.9 college GPA and got nothing. Since then, I've taken harder classes, and my GPA dropped to about a 3.4. I have 60 credits now, and I've had to pay for every last one in cash. Never once has the FAFSA given me a cent. I tried going to every department in my university, asking if there was any financial aid out there, and they all told me no. I've done everything right. Financial aid just isn't available. I don't know if your daddy pulled some strings to get you that money or what, but I've done literally every possible thing I could do to get financial aid and received nothing. Go fuck yourself, entitled bitch.

Does anyone else here go to a top 25 college or are you all dum?

like in my japanese cave paintings

I can't afford university. I do not have family that can or will help.

for my country yes.

>tfw parents paid for my college

oh ;_;

>And I transferred with a 3.9 college GPA and got nothing. Since then, I've taken harder classes, and my GPA dropped to about a 3.4.
What's your major?
>Never once has the FAFSA given me a cent. I tried going to every department in my university, asking if there was any financial aid out there, and they all told me no. I've done everything right. Financial aid just isn't available.
Did you actually apply for FAFSA? Did you apply for state grants? Did you apply for federal work-study? Even if you were rejected for FWS grant money, just the act of applying makes you eligible for certain work.
>I don't know if your daddy pulled some strings to get you that money or what, but I've done literally every possible thing I could do to get financial aid and received nothing.
Yeah, my alcoholic dad pulled strings to get me aid money. That makes sense.
>Go fuck yourself, entitled bitch.
Hey, I'm the one who's under the income bracket for federal aid, fat cat.

I had to leave a third rate technical college which is what I could afford after failing to commit suicide. Why bother waking in morning?

Gonna buy like five Nintendo Switches and then sell them at Christmas time for a bumped up price.

>tfw at some shitty college in the south
>applying for jobs that have hundreds of other applicants
>sub-2.5 GPA
>decent extra-curriculars and interview skills
>good major
>absolutely no confidence I'll get a decent job

>/cum/ slows to a crawl while Im gone

really makes you think

idk, thats for you to decide

me and the gf

>tfw didn't do any extra curricular, because I kept telling myself "next semester"

Question is rhetorical. There is hardly reason. Primarily it is habit to wake eat shit work repeat all again.

Damn, SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT!?

jealous?
>:^)

Maybe it's just to take a shower cuz u smell like poop

I actually was going to a top 25 my first year of college when I shadowed a Chemist and he told me how I would be wasting my money there unless I was interested in groveling for funding in Academia for the rest of my life.

Fast forward to today

>My co-worker went to MIT for his Chemistry degree
>I finished at a state school
>This was the best job offer available for him even with a 4.8 GPA
>We get paid the exact same
>He has debt with no advantages

Such cleverness cannot be taught.

*teaches you cleverness*
you were saying?

...

turn that shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns that shit up*
like that?

*reggaeton intensifies*

but im watching anime and then my neighbors would suspect im a faggot

calgary

>he doesnt blast ED's out his window to let his normie neighbors know whos in charge

>tfw i put snow halation on the radio
heh

my neighbors are black

i cannot appear weak

im a normie in their eyes

>he wants to reveal his power level

>implying niggaboos dont exist

just blast the DBZ/one piece theme, you dork

...

black dudes fucking love DBZ

what you pussy?
you don't assert dominance with idol music?
what a faggot

everybody loves DBZ

DBZ is for children.

Hey /cum/, would you prefer to live the rest of your life in Alaska or Hawaii?
And why??

i had enough of you chile.

*destroys your fucking radio*

t. pleb

Alaska. Hawaii is expensive, sub-tropical weather sucks, and snow is comfier than monsoons

>Europeans action-posting in our NA friendship thread

lmao, this radio resisted a shitton of earhquakes, do you think YOUR PATHETIC STRENGHT WILL BE ENOUGH?
*punches you*

Alaska because there arent a million restrictions being rammed up your ass, you get payed to live there, there's much more space, privacy and land to buy, everyone isnt a commie, it isnt a tourist trap, everyone isnt asian or an island nigger, the wages are better and the nature and isolation is top tier. Only positive about hawaii is it doesnt have unbearable winter but you can always live in the cascadia part of alaska

enjoy your summers

no shit