Star Trek Beyond

They put the fucking dirtbike on the the poster.

>Placing a character on the poster twice
I hate it when they do this.

>girl holding quarterstaff in middle of poster
Follow the leader I guess

What a rip off of that Mad Max poster from last year

Between the terrible trailer and the terrible poster I don't know what to think about this project.

Miss me yet?

This movie looks like absolute shit. It seems like they're just using the star trek license as a vehicle for shitty generic sci-fi screenplays

>dirtbike
>not a skateboard
dropped

>Star Trek: FURIOUS

BEST or WORST Star Trek incoming

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Can't wait to see them catapult around a star by drifting

Can't wait until Chris Pine crashes the Enterprise into a space tree and dies.

>seems like

do you think it will have a long sequence at the end where they talk about their bro spock?

>I don't have friends... I have ENTERPRISE

Is Chris Pine really gay?

No.

if your friend ever tells you he's a professional driver and wants to show off.

Just take the bus home.

>motorcycle bigger than the Enterprise
>motorcycle bigger than Spock
>no Bones

Why is chris pine still a b-list actor?

this

Nope

bones doesnt belong in star trek.
he was just there to make racists rednecks look dumb compared to spock.

low quality

I know, he's a fantastic actor.

Are these real texts or what? Source?

is that a fuckin lightsaber with a.. silencer?

>No nurse Chapel

You have google don't you, you stupid fucking turd.

I'm shocked they didn't move it to February 2017 yet.
Clearly no one wants to see this shit, so might as well put it out during the weakest month for movies.

It's real. Leaked images Munn sent to Pine when they were dating

I thought he would blow up after the first star trek but apparently not

There's no reason to movie it. The production was fast tracked form the start and everything went fine. It's the advertisers that shit the bed with the first teaser.

Awesome. Lovin' it.