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CAPTAIN AMERICA IS A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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>tumblr whales in charge of understanding a male bond

He already shared a kiss with that female agent in civil war so it would be OFFENSIVE to his CIS CULTURE to say otherwise.

Nothing will happen exept comic writers will make him gay in a couple of years because they believe Tumblr buys comics.

There would be a petition for batman to be gay, but nobody cares cuz BvS was so terrible. Batman is obviously a deeply closeted homosexual.

>fans want

who cares

Understand that these people don't believe men can form relationships. We constantly teeter between thinking about raping someone and killing them.

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>who cares
last I checked every MCUck & turd of a critic was defending the flaws of the copy-pasta UnCivil War coz it catered to the fans you hypocritical fok

HAHAAHAHHAHAH

Fuck off you homophobic bitch!

>twitter wants cap to be gay
>marvel literally just turned him into an actual nazi instead

hahahahaha

And then Disney says "No, and fuck off" because they would tank like a block of lead at the box office in China, if the government would even allow it to air.

Him and Bucky would make a good couple.

Are DCucks behind this?

>copy-pasta UnCivil War

Big talk coming from Dark Knight Regurgitated now with imagery from classic movies shoehorned in for some retard sense of "legitimacy"

>Captain America and Bucky
>From 1940s America
>gay
>risking China sales
Don't worry guys it won't happen

What does them being from 1940 have to do with them being gay or not?

if anything it would explain why they've both been in the closet for so long.

>All that damage control

I'm liking every single bit of this. How do we get the hashtag to trend again?

If marvel says no to a gay cap,fans will turn against them.

If they say yes, everyone else will turn against them.

>mfw they are now in panic mode and scratch Buckys role to a minimum

captain america is a hydra agent and everyone knows germans are top cucks

>A blonde haired, blue eyed, cis male!? Blarghyacbfhjnopekb! He should be gay then, right xirs and xhes?

MARVEL FAGS ARE ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL

J U S T
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IT'S OVER

GAY FAGGOT MARLEL KEKOLD BTFO

>if anything it would explain why they've both been in the closet for so long.
Are you retarded. In the movies a running theme is Cap trying to bang girl and marry one similar to his cute 1940sfu

>We constantly teeter between thinking about raping someone and killing them.
Not trying to be edgy but... that's true for most of us, right? Just thinking about it I mean.

This is just this week's trend, it hardly matters honestly. People will forget about this in a week and move on to the next thing to "rally" for.

who cares he's literally a hydra agent

Someone needs to start #GiveBlackWidowAGirlfriend
They want homosexual representation. Let's get some homosexual representation.

why are people using the term 'cis' instead of just 'normal' like biology and history prove?

He feels social pressure to get a girl but it's not what he has ever wanted.

The Marvel Studios fandom is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom such as the Marvel Cinematic Universe "But wait, that's actually incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Jersey Shore? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Tom Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how all the Marvel movies are connected and Thanos is going to collect all the Infinity Gems except in the movies none of them are really "gems" at all and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same fucking face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM AN AVENGERS look at this gif of Tony Stark raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that Hulk and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Rocket Racoon for president!"

Guys no fags care about Cap being gay. They are just pretending to so they can pressure Disney that they want a gay character so they can appeal to their true mission to make Elsa a lesbain.

>He feels social pressure to get a girl but it's not what he has ever wanted.
Are you retarded?

Did you even watch Captain America 1?

Take you cruddy headcanons back to Tumblr.

I watched it, faggot.

You may not like the truth, but it's there all the same.

It's only stupid people who don't want to emotionally offended actual retards.

But cis in chemistry is the opposite of trans, which is the marvel/sjw logic.

It's absolutely disgusting how modern people don't understand camaraderie between two soldiers.

I guess everyone in Band of Brothers were homosex as well. I mean why else would you spend so much time with other men?

why do you people keep posting pictures of this beautiful man

my dick can only get so erect

This to be honest. Another week it was about Elsa getting a woman love interest. Only TV Shows really pander to the online community. Hollywood doesn't give a shit.

>You may not like the truth, but it's there all the same.
There is nothing that implies that retard. The only time he is pressured is when Natasha pressures him by helping but he is still not over his true love.

I understood that reference.

Let's see what the fuck they're gonna to do with the character...

>Regurgitated
like every MCU movie ever
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He always loved Bucky, it's just that in the social atmosphere of the first part of the 20th century he had to cover up his feelings, he even had to lie to himself.

He loves Peggy, but not sexually. It's always been patently obvious.

They are trying to project, since they don't look like henry cavill in real life.

Unlike us Evans bros.

Marvel MCU writers never listens to anybody. Why does anybody think they will care about a minority of people on Twitter circlejerking a lame hashtag.

Headcanon the post

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Yo fagets, if you want Cap porn go to sadpanda and search for ma2.

Once again, we win again Star Wars bros

>We want benedict to be doctor starnge

You realize even that much tweets is a minority. Some are probably
"Screw #GiveCaptainAmericaBoyfriend"

so fuccn smug

really makes you think about the last avengers movie :^)

I get told I look like HC alot

>I understood that reference.

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Oh snap, SISSY FIGHT

>Marvel """"""""""fans""""""""""

You mean people who have never picked up a comic and share chris evans gifs on tumblr all day?

>1.jpg so buttmad CW hit a billion hes using twitter to do damage control
3 stages of 1.jpg.
Cockyness. Where he shat on CW and proclaimed BVS better.
Denial. Where he pretended to hate capeshit as a whole.
Insanity. Where he pretended to think Xmen would win vs CW. Now this. Kek

>people actually think they will risk their Chinese sales in order to please a few thousand landwhales

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>hairline

im sure the jews are happy now, wait until they see their sales plummet

>Once again, we win again
>again
>again

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He is american after all.

Hail hydra

It's not about money. It's about rewriting cultural history. The money was always just a means to an end.

>literally going on tumblr

Meanwhile...

Liberals need to be purged.

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>implying you saw that on tumblr
>you visit tumblr
Kek

>every bro relationship now means your gay

Whose the sexist ones again?

"People hate what they don't understand"

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That picture is adorable

Yeah, Liberals like that fag in the flag need to step aside and let the real hero does his job.

He'll make America great again.

Obviously the people pushing for Captain America to be gay.

>Let's see what the fuck they're gonna to do with the character...