Poorly describe a game and see who guesses it. Starting off on easy mode.
>tree spider
>cave lizard
>whale bacteria
>final boss appears
>grow taller
>final boss V0.1
>a long flying lizard
>jellatin with a blueberry in it
>proves you dont need arms to be good at drums
>old ass bitches on my dick
>wait, thats just 1 hot and cold bitch
>throwing giant pillars because why the fuck not?
>final boss V1.0
>Escape game
>final boss V2.1
>final boss V2.0
Easy one op! Call of duty black ops!
>fucking fat
>promised food
>collect things worth more than food
>kill food along the way
>collect enough things
>food and bitches await you at the end
Easy! Counter Strike!
Damn. I dont know how you got that so fast! Very impressive!
>Start off with kidney issues
>Got to eat loads of pulls to stay alive
>Scared of ghosts
>Mrs is just as sick as you
>Where the fuck should I go? Ghosts closing in!??
>Oh shit! I can eat ghosts!
>Shit gets harder. Just waiting to due now.
>Fuck! I've imploded!
>how many times do i have to shoot myself in the head to finish this game?
>oh, shit. I killed the closest thing there probably is to god
>its time to take a long ass nap
Easy! The Sims
Sounds like Persona 3
...
>Go to big mansion
>Chased by angry puppers
>House is huge yo!
>More puppers! Think they be zombie puppers!
>Fuckn shit! Don't jump out at me like that! Have to shoot the bitch but only 4 bullets.
>More angry dudes wanting to eat me. Have to keep running.
>Hi tech facility underground. Still use typewriters!?
>MFW big blobby dude appears . He looks pissed.jpg
>Double crossed by boss. Shiiiit just got real.
>Still can't find any bullets. Fuuuuuuuuckkkk.
>Died again. Back to typewriter.
Correct
>multiplatform game available on the Playstation, Wii, Xbox, and Atari
Easy! Pokemon go!
Resident Evil
Correct omondo
Pacman, don't get the kidney part though
Pac-man?
Resident Evil
>go on adventure to find bitches to produce my glorious offspring so that i can save the world
>meet dude who will eventually destroy the world if left to his own devices
>"He may not have a white steed, but he does have a white... coat"
>my son is straight laced
>his son is a pervert
>his son is a depressed angry little fucker
>his son is your typical savior of the world character
>be typical woman, always looking for real expensive gems and shit.
>Nice titties, always got me to where I needed to go.
>Fucking wolves can stick my ass!
>Need to jump and grip. Fuuuuuck. Missed again!
>Need to find switches and do more jumping around.
>Need to grab this ledge then I... Shiiiit, fell again!!!
>Have two guns now bitches!
>Shiiiit! Fell again!!!
>All of a sudden magic shit appears.
>Fallen off ledge again when attempting to shoot some bitch!
>Turns off game to kill myself.
He's yellow! Needs to eat lots of pills.
Drew ghosts as death is near. Here's just staying of the inevitable.
Fucking aliens?
Bayonetta
Tomb raider
Nope.
Keep guessing. You got the female bit right!
Yus!!!
Yeeey
>fucking monsters and shit need to be dead
>Groovy.jpg
>Im all outta gum.
>Crazy shit happening! Oh look, a stripper!
>Mmmmm.mpg
>Pixelated titties ftw
>Shoot up some more shit
>Bigger guns. Yus!
>Come get some!
Ok, so maybe ill make this a bit easier.
>fucking fairies are annoying
>save(actually killed) a tree, save rocks, save fish
>holy shit im tall
>go find magical people trapped by bosses of dungeons
>seal a giant pig inbetween dimensions
dick kickem
Ava fucking tar??
LoZ OoT
Groovy!
Mah fuckn hero?
No
Yes
>Tetris using medicine
>fucking final boss is an asshole
>get bullied in school
>have abusive mother
>mother loves my sister
>wish for sister to leave
>sister dies
>dad leaves
>mom dresses me like sister out of guilt
>confused about my identity
>my only friends are dead animals
>stay in my room all day
>commit suicide
>bodybuilder
>break junk robots with a stick
>Run after a bitch
>Bitch try to kill him
>Bitch found a way out how to kill him if she gets killed
>Must obey her or die
>Fall in love with bitch who can kill me anytime
>Worst stockholm syndrome ever
>At least bitch is hot af
dr mario
Expert mode
>Warrior or woman?
>Jump on back of raptor motherfuckers.
>Kill lots of creepy pricks coming in mah direction with mah axe.
>Still riding trusty raptor.
>Cast magic. Fire appears from ground and kills all enemy! Yus!
>More of the same. Raptor had gone. Need to find enemy some riding a raptor and jack his!
>Getting repetitive now.
>Zzzzzzz.jpg
>Switch off Amiga 500 to kill myself.
Ascii game.
You always die.
Golden axe
Mario Bros
>want to play baseball with my talking cat
>spookies suddenly appear
>buy gear from a mexican weaboo furry to help me kill the spookies
>accidentally murder my wife and son
>cat kills me
Oooooohhhhhhhhh
You're fucking good, or I am fucking shit!
Not even close
Everything is better as a cute anime girl.
Plot twist, never played this game. Only saw a review about 5 years ago
>come on, every single person who has ever played at least one indie game knows this
>animal rights vs a fat fuck.
Super mario
>hotline miami 3
>your best friends are vanilla pudding, a white rose, a headful of eyeballs, and a purple rock
>sit on a chair and win
sonic
>YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING COIN?!
>FUCKING THUNDER!!
>WOW HOW DID HE GET THE BULLET!?
>FUCKING INK ON THE SCREEN I CAN'T SEE SHIT!
>FUCK THIS GAME!
>80's movie compilation
one of the later mario karts
hotline miami 2
Splatoon
no takers?
this has to be the easiest one
Almost
Don't know but i wanna play it
>Shaun?!Shaun?!!?
>Some prick had taken mah son.
Bad parenting.jpg
>Running around shopping mall calling for Shaun. No answer.
Mfw I have to tell the wife!!
>Police unable to locate. Mystery.mp3
>Àges pass and still no sighting. Shaun likely dead.
>Mfw when i realize the person meant to be looking is the abductor and murderer!
Sonovabitch.mp4
Correct!
Seriously fuck that game.
far cry 3 blood dragon
heavy rain
>Cry like an Anime fan at prom night
I have no idea
Fuck you're good user!
Ocarina of Time
>Epic quotes
>Iron testicles
you're new, aren't you?
>win a lottery i don't remember entering
>pretty cool antique mansion with a lot of paintings, so don't really care
>neighbor is some typical wacky science guy
>turns out my new home is haunted
>helps me become a ghost buster
>turns out they kidnapped my brother
>this greentext is extremely obvious
lol,Now it makes sense
Binding of Isaac
dick kickem
this was already done before, user
>developers lazy. Have to make levels myself.
>Shiiiit on this game is gay! Main character states are you with cold black eyes.
>Make level with lazers and tanks and rockets and aliens. Upload it so other faggits can play it.
>Other faggits give it 1 out of 5. Cunts.jpg
>Eject disc and kill myself
>Suspect main character it's a Nigger
Isaac.
finally!
Suspected this but not really played out much. Got bored after 10 minds.
>in the desert
>get shot
Luigi mansion
If you got that from my original post before reading my second one, then good job
> have picnic
> picnic is stolen
> commit genocide to get picnic back
> final boss is easier than the third
Forgot to say, hard mode on for this one!
Bethesda sucks
My bad
uh happy wheels
Nope.
The Cast:
>Can't Die
>Final Boss
>Clown
>Bitch with lots of drama, can't shoot for shit.
>Serious dude who is actually clown.
>A dog.
>Two Giants
>A Vampire
>A chimera.
>A blob
Dude. We're not doing a two and a half men thread!! It's games!!!
Mário maker
I know. This is a game.
Nope.
Hard mode!!!!
>go on vacation cruise with your best friends
>crash on an abandoned island after a harsh storm
>explore for a few
>monster hybrids kidnap you and brainwash your bestestestest friend into becoming their leader
>brainwashed friend imprisons you and all your other friends
>forced into deadly situations for the sake of entertainment
>survive long enough to get the monsters to like you and let you walk around
>find brainwashed friend and break him and all the others out
>turns out he was in a coma all along
>no
Joke dipshit
nuclear throne...?
battleblock
sonic generations?
Character is a Nigger
(Brown maybe???)
Its a meme, ya dip.
Then you just lost it, friend
>come to work, late as Shit
>nigger scientist tell you "computers dead nigga"
>You don't give a shit because you on that science fuckery
>go through with space science
>nigger scientist was right
>You literally just enslaved humanity
>You dumb as hell
>seriously what the fuck
>You decide to take a vacation to an island of paradise
>Plane lands on island
>Shit is on the island
>Some poser fuck is trying to be you and tries to steal yo bitch
>Like any nigger, you get accused of doing it
>Everyone's a dick to you.
>Shit ensues.
Fallout 3?