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Thank god I have German hertiage while being born as an American

Feels like I won the lottery of life bros

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german heritage....
ie. ur american but you like sausage

>muh heritage

You have to go back

you got baboon lips

Post yours Muhammad

post boipucci

>Americans unironically claiming heritage during the olympics

The memes are real lads.

Kiss me with your big baboon lips

Only autists and first or second generation immigrants

OP here

nah that's the World Cup. Why would we do it that during the Olympics? Never been a meme during these

>This is how Sup Forumsshits act in real life

>fullkit
Just missing the shin pads

I always get compliments from it from people on the streets, though.

Always, always. Step out of your shell, talk to a girl, have heritage worth celebrating and the same will happen to you as well lad.

and your grandchild will have African heritage.

>hertiage

WE

my girlfriend is 25% black

I thought it was you
How's the jacket holding up?

What's the other 75%?

Integrate into the country/society you live in. A national identity only makes sense if it strengthens the bond to the people around you. You aren't German just because your grand grand parents couldn't find work in Germany.

that was a cool shirt. the 1990 German World Cup shirt iirc

>that floor

What is poverty like?

huh?
I have a few German jackets, bought from the 2010 one. They all need to cleaned up though. Actually yeah, I bought a fleece jacket from 2014 that's nice.

She's a turbo mix. Afro/Native American/German/Irish

She has a white aunt from Peru, have no idea what her heritage is though. I wanna 23andme my gf, but they hiked the price to $200

>full kit
finally another real man in Sup Forums. We full kitters are a strange breed but the rest of men fear us and the women can't resist our might. Like my gf says: 'full kit, full man'

wear that full kit proud in public, my friend

I never claimed to be German, and wouldn't want to live in Germany post 2000s anyway. Too cuck'd and beta numale for my taste. Not too late it'll be Sweden with a larger population

Right? I have the jacket version of that shirt, too. Germany has always been excellent fashion wise in soccer. And yeah, correct. Won the World Cup that year

WUZ

>An American claims to be proud of his German heritage
>he is so out of touch with Germany that he doesn't even realise it's illegal for Germans to be proud of their heritage

This is some tasty irony lads.

>misses the point entirely

I'm saying I have the German heritage without living in that cuck'd country pal

>being proud of German heritage.

Only an americunt would be

>un-ironically breeding in a country that'll have his grandchildren engulfed by the sea in their lifetime

Don't forget to tell them it was caused by us Amerigods not giving a fuck

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>not giving a fuck

>muh heritage
>american
My sides, the memes are real

I'd be too ashamed to brandish my heritage if I was from West Spain, too

KRAUTS UND SCHEISSE

Could be worse. I could be searching for approval on a chinese cartoon image board.

Kek

Iktfb, I have German Italian English Russian French Japanese Hungarian Czech Slovakian Estonian Polish Finnish Swedish Nigerian Chinese Japanese Australian Kiwi South African Irish Scottish Spanish Argentinian heritage so I feel blessed

>Brits spam "it's coming home la" posts
>"lol stupid JFs it's sarcastic self-deprecating humour"

>Americans spam "muh heritage" shitposts
>"lol dumb Americans actually believe this 10/10 trolled dumb fatties"

>tfw German, English, and Muscogee
>Blonde Hair and Red Beard

>tfw when actually born in Bitburg, Germany
>tfw half of my family German
>tfw you have dual citizenship

Is it possible to gain US-German dual-citizenship save for by birth?

>muh heritage

Were you born in Germany? Or have non distance relatives in Germany?

>not having any heritage
I'm sorry tbqh phamily

Nah, just freinds from my trips.

I fail to understand the "heritage" nonsense so common on this board.

If you like a nation's culture or aesthetics, sure, have at them, as you need no heritage to claim facorable aspects for your own. But the heritage nonsense, it's irrelevant, as you will never actually be x nationality.

Full kit wankah

ouch

>I am enlightened
>I am euphoric
>I am super fan
>I am a full kit wanker

Well played. This kid is a faggot and deserves to get his ass beat by blacks or Mexicans.

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