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is shit lmao

fuck everyone in this thread except me

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cara

real men dont read

/brit/ gf 2017

What if we sterilised the global population and killed all the newborns to prevent them from living a life of misery? thoughts?

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im not liking this new meme about americans being microscopic in size

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reckon there must be a lot of women in this world cause I've seen quite a few

maise 0-4
cara 5-7
felicity 8-9

My one night stand and the mates one night stand walking home from our apartment this morning lol

fucking shackers

>Fair enough, I'll just have to cross my fingers on the report part, but I think I should be able to do alright in the others. The scary thing is that I actually quite enjoy doing shit like that. It's a challenge, but in a way you don't get in other job applications.

Yeah, I have to say that although I left absolutely knackered I genuinely really enjoy it, it was really challenging but also felt like I was actually testing my skills instead of just trying to get hired.

>In terms of diplomatic, I'm desperately hoping my experience abroad helps.

That won't happen, nothing at the assessment centre tests anything about your personal background or work experience. Nobody who tests you knows who you are, what you've applied for, what schemes you're still in for or what work you've done. It's all based off them tests, and they're all the same for everybody.

You will be in the same group as people on all the different schemes.

(You)
>Damn, that's so much more work than I did. I just memed my way through by picking what I thought sounded best. I guess I got lucky.

>Maybe the fact I was being honest helped, I don't know.

To be fair, they are designed by experts to test people honestly and catch people out trying to cheat the system, that's why it says to answer honestly and not what you think it wants to hear, because that's what works.

Sadly I answered honestly in previous years and it failed me, so I had to learn about how the tests work and then work out what would make me pass, kek.

>monday afternoon
>already shattered and feel like i need a weekend off to sleep

ah yes the working life

might just become a simpleton

I NEED to eat Charli's arsehole

devil's detective. pretty cool desu

I've been accepted into Aberystwyth University. What's Aberystwyth like? I come from Manchester btw.

REEKZZZZ

qt
source?

>What's Aberystwyth like
welsh

real men put heroin on a foil and smoke it

*steps on you*

business idea: electric hammers

>Aberystwyth

watch where u point that hex lad

Well fuck it then. I'll do my best and hope I don't royally fuck it up.

Even if I don't get diplomatic I'd be happy with the other options. I'd even be happy with generalist. I'd be miserable if I fucked it up though.

My current meme problem is that I can't actually get onto the site.

>I just wrote down their ten competencies beside me and just picked three or four that I would consistently say represent me
fair enough, that's probably where I went wrong, I just did the fucking test. I'm not overly fussed, just didn't realise they'd straight up bin you for failing an online personality test

the future wife will look like this lads

will someone just please acknowledge this banger for fucks sake

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do you ever use british slang in real life or do you just never go outside

thought of a new saying

>surprisingly common, like a swarthy welshman

you say it when you encounter something surprisingly common

That's not a sausage

The blonde looks like my ex

>will someone just please acknowledge this banger

post one then

could just say "surprisingly common"

it's in wales

got a world famous IR department

that's all I know

AN Australian has been blasted on social media after he sent a an arrogant message rebuffing a woman on dating site Plenty of Fish, claiming he didn’t consider dating anyone overweight or over 30.

The man has been branded a “creep” after his response was posted on Facebook by the recipient’s sister.

A Scottish woman from Edinburgh messaged the Aussie, called “Ash”, on the dating site “just to say hi,” said the woman’s sister.

real men dont cry alone in their bed before sleeping haha

>he thinks i'm going to click his jewtube link

looks like aisha's more attractive cousin

I've never been to Wales other than Conway. Is it a shithole, full of Pakis, small inbred town, what do they do down there?

good post

why is school drug education so ineffective

>average brit height 175.3 cm
>average american height 177 cm
Stop trying to impress poland guys

>George Galloway: I'm the only person who can win Stoke by-election for Labour

hmm ah yes

someone post cute sweaty tennis players in their cute little dresses please

listening to the hoosiers lads

I shall

good tune

I also like youtube.com/watch?v=kK68-bXN6p8

going to fucking throttle you son

BIG BOYS

favourite mumford and sons song lads?

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

Good luck lad, really hope you get it, generalist is a great one to have too even as a back up.

You know for next year lad. Don't give in. I do think it's a ridiculous way to filter out candidates though because it's basically just pot luck

I'd go somewhere else if I was you

will someone just please acknowledge this banger for fucks sake

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dunno desu, closest i've been to wales is forest of dean and it was full of weirdos

If I remember correctly, the great debate between realists and idealists was there after WWI?

>tfw you're part of the 20% left of Sup Forums who doesn't use reddit

you know whats crazy
i dont even know how to read

i just post my thoughts on here using voice to text programs


so im not reading any of these posts

fucking lmao

yeah haha

I do use it IRL but not intentionally

Sounds better if you play it at 1.5x speed

It's a nice place, but very Welsh, in that it focusses heavily on Welsh language study, Welsh history, culture etc. Imagine it's quite a shit night out as well

you're as smart as a whip

t.

started occasionally browsing reddit on my phone with subreddits that interest me after people posted about it on here

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you're as sharp as a fox

will someone just please acknowledge this banger for fucks sake

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im 5'8

i don't know about peace, i'm a real chef i pepper my beef

don't EVER post your pleb shit here again bro

and by bro i mean never my bro

fuking phaggot

IMAGES OF SORROW
PICTURES OF DELIGHT

seeing him live soon

virgin

>vegan

>You know for next year lad. Don't give in
I'll hopefully be going to Sandhurst in September mate, if that doesn't work I'll have another crack at it though

Do you reckon having four potential options will mean I've got more chance of getting through? Or does that not make much difference?

I HATE MY LIFE :(

going for it

Might not to be able to if the other Unis don't accept me.

>Imagine it's quite a shit night out as well

To be fair, I live in Manchester now and I've never been on a night out, I just drink at home.

he's fairly average desu
too much ladhouse type shite for my liking

>even the guys in the back are taller than the american

Where did lal yanks come from?

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please acknowledge this bango for g-d's sake

pretty sure i've got aspergers

Legend
>message him first
>somehow he's the creep

will someone just please acknowledge this banger for fucks sake

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growing tired of one night stands desu

theres no passion involved at all. need some emotional sex

Hello everyone

this is... running on empty

Food Review!

>why yes, I do indeed hail from the Dominion of Canada, m'lady

It's pretty much just a uni in the middle of nowhere

>average height

looool

t. 6'2" M.R.

Who will join me in /lowfap/

Reduce your wanks to once a week for amazing results x

Boro paedos

if you don't listen to vaporwave you are by definition a redditor and a normie