Deadpool

>deadpool
Painfully unfunny

>BvS
Complete mess

>Civil War
Idiotic nonsense

>X men
Total bore

Will suicide squad save capeshit? Or is this year a total bust?

Summer will be saved by bourne

>Painfully unfunny
OP confirmed for shittaste

>post numbers are identical to threads numbers
what the fuck?

>liking bourne
What fucking awful taste you have

BvS was simply 2deep4u

I bet you like capeshit, which is objectively the lowest you can go

>save capeshit
I don't understand.

Yep.

...

>inception
>recursive loop
>we need to go deeper

HI Seth

Nice bait OP,replying to yourself

They have to introduce Daredevil in the MCU movies.
I hope they'll do it in the Black Widow movie.

>Liking child pandering capeshit to begin with

There's your problem

>12 year old, literal Reddit tier comedy
>Good taste

Okay, kid

Do everyone you know a favour and don't have an opinion again or else they can gauge how retarded you are

Humor is subjective, most people agree BvS is bad and the defenses i've seen for it are idiotic but by the time you get to the last two you're stretching, those are really not even criticisms and I feel like if you elaborated on them it would just make you come off as stupid. If you just hate everything why are you looking forward to the next one? You will obviously just hate it too.

I'm waiting for Dr. Strange to do something. im holding my call until then.
And deadpool was good.

Fuck off back to Sup Forums anytime you want

>being a marveldrone

Honestly grow up kid

he's fucking blind, it was an accident, you ignorant bitch!
Joss was right, you ARE a monster.

From the characterization to the plot every aspect of Civil War was idiotic. Not one aspect of the film made any kind of logical sense.
It was bad. Get over it

>bbbbut the airport fight
That was the dumbest of all

>It's stupid because I said so. Actual reasons be damned

k

Why do you break my brain, moot?

>>deadpool
Severely underrated by Sup Forums, some cringey bits but no more than any other capeshit

>>BvS
Snyder trying to be a serious storyteller was cringey but good action, overly shat on compared to other dumb action flicks

>>Civil War
No significant complaints, kept quips to the quip "containment" characters, didn't turn into an Avengers movie, good action

>>X men
Haven't seen Apocalypse yet but Days was fine, not excellent but fine

>>Suicide Squad
Looks literally like it will share the Hot Topic Throne with Nightmare Before Christmas, either we're unironically looking forward to this or our average age is a lot less than I thought

>>deadpool
>Painfully unfunny
>>BvS
>Complete mess
>>Civil War
>Idiotic nonsense
>>X men
>Total bore

Agreed. I've even stopped downloading the best rips and just said fuck it and download shitty koritard hardsub or shaky phone cam versions. Funny thing is, it sorta improves them via VHSesque nostalgia factor.

>DONT MAKE FUN OF DISNEY REEEEEEEEEEE

Zemo's plan was based on pure luck
Captain Ameica is now a fascist
Tony Stark suddenly wants to be under the thumb of the United Nations
Tony asks a teenager to almost get himself killed for a fight that didn't concern him
Ant man joins the fight ....for reasons
VHS copy of assisinations exist ...for reasons
Steve never bothered telling Tony about his parents murder
Steve knew the killer was Bucky.,,because hydra has one assassin evidently
Let's destroy an airport...instead of just that one airplane that captain America wanted
Zemo's plan was largely disconnected from the over all plot of the film
Captain America doesn't want his friend in jail but then puts him on ice anyway
Captain America drops a walk way on a teenager
They aren't trying to kill each other ...except for those parts where shit exploded

Every aspect of the film was shit

>hey this scene is in a foreign location
It's grey cement !! WOW AWESOME

>deadpool
Good
>suicide squad
Hot topic

Deadpool is literally Hot Topic: the super hero

The proof will be in the pudding which Hot Topic clings to more gleefully

>Deadpool is literally Hot Topic: the super hero
Except he's not

epic

That says nothing more than what you initially said. All you've done now is
>it's bad because it's bad

Nice Guys was my favorite movie of the year. No surprise you retards keep giving money to capeshit despite claiming to hate it and didn't see it.

Almost every single one of those things was blatantly explained. I was going to just say that but realized the hypocrisy, I would then come off as stupid as you initially did. Just like I thought, your reasons for disliking the movie are fucking retarded so its fitting you didn't initially elaborate because no one would take you seriously and everyone would immediately dismiss you for the fucking idiot you are.

Tony Star is guilty, a basic human emotion that influences him. This is such a fundamentally basic theme of the movie you must actually be emotionally detached from reality to not pick up on it.
Tony asking a teenager to fight for him is a flaw of his judgment and character, a character being flawed and doing something illogical that serves his character but still makes sense within the context of the movie is not a flaw of the movie. How someone could interpret it in such a way is fucking beyond me.
Ant-Man joins because the world's most famous and charismatic superhero asked him to. There is nothing wrong with that motivation, you didn't even attempt to criticize it, you just flat out didn't pick up on it. You seriously come off as such a huge moron unable to pick up on things that should be common sense.
The reason for the VHS copy existing was because there was an original recording but the character wanted a copy of it so made one.
Steve didn't tell Tony about his parents because he too, big fucking shock, was emotionally compromised. Again, you autist, a character being flawed is not a flaw of the movie. It serves the story that they are making decisions based on emotion and its properly explained and themtically ties together. Bucky is his lifelong best friend and he wants to save his friend's life at the cost of his new friends. It's not even complicated, how do you not understand this?
Lasty, Spider-Man blatantly demonstrates incredible superhuman strength and it was Bucky who wanted to ice himself. Again, common sense things.

>not liking Deadpool
nice meme

The problem is they need to stay close to the source material

>deadpool
Painfully unfunny

>BvS
Complete mess

>Civil War
Idiotic nonsense

I agree with these

>X men
>Total bore
No, it tried to be too funny. And it lost the fox-men franchise identity in the process. Frankly, the issue was that it was too fun.

memes amirite? Lel ripped hand making a fuck you!! ebin! he also curses! trolololol

No, fuck off with the source material. The source material was and always will be shit

>Dr. Manhattan stole love in DC comics
>Captain America was hydra all along

The priority is just to get some of the core concepts and adapt them into something that its not like the source material at all in order to savage the little good on it. See Civil war movie being much better than Civil war comic book...and still being shit.