what events would you want to see added to the olympics, bros? keeping in mind what has been added for tokyo
What events would you want to see added to the olympics, bros? keeping in mind what has been added for tokyo
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All of them. I want a 120+ sports Olympics.
e-sports
20/20 cricket might be good.
Gridiron might be good. I'd be interested to see if NFL players would legitimately hospitalise, say, asian teams.
I would love to see Kam Chancellor wreck some gook going for a catch.
Handegg just so the international community will realize why no one in america gives a fuck about soccer.
All of our super-freak athletes go to ONE sport.
Squash
Don't know how the fuck golf is in but not squash
I swear squash used to be?b
and without all the adds and half time shows it'll bet shorter than rugby 7s
Competitive cucking.
Guy who has their partner hook up with the most dudes in the two week period "wins".
Nope.
Earliest we can see it is 2024.
It's bullshit
Who gets the medal?
This desu
A month long event with everything
Tug of War
Dodgeball
Move furpuck to the summer games. Winter Olympics feel like an afterthought. Don't care about the logistics behind it, just make it happen.
Pétanque, obviously
It's like curling but for the summer Olympics.
I am so hype for Tokyo baseball
>sport played on ice
>for summer
full retard
memeing
whoever memes the most gets the medal
lacrosse, just so USA can win another medal
If I wanted to watch big niggas murder each other I'd watch box.
Smear the queer
League of legends or dota 2
I bet the Asians would be good at trustfundstick
20/20 cricket
Darts
Snooker
Squash
Could wrap up some more medals
horseback archery
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nah its USA/Canada then a huge power gap, then the Iroquois Nation, then another huge power gap and Australia.
Asians dont even play it
Polo
tug of war.
>inb4 no fun allowed on the Olympics
Would they allow the Iroquois to compete as a nation?
>climate controlled indoor skating rinks don't exist
>No time for commercials
>No 2 minute breathers after running 5 metres
>American "Athletes" completely gassed in 15 min, clasping for oxygen masks yelling "muh bbc"
lmao