Just got caught jacking off my dick by my mom. Ask me anything

Just got caught jacking off my dick by my mom. Ask me anything

What the fuck did you say to her?

How old r u m8?

>16
Ur back way too early.

>16
Im 30 years old...feelsbadman...

Were u watching porn? Did she see? What video?

Wow, i mean, wow kill yourself

Did you look her dead in the eye and finish?

Is this the first time you've been caught wacking it op?

I was watching foot fetish vids i wanna kms so bad rite now...

How's it feel to be a complete loser who brings shame and much dishonor to his whole family?

The cum was already all over my body and hands n shit...and my room smelled so much of it havent wacked for days...

You have two options, stop living in yours moms basement or catch up her masturbating aswell.

Ya...im out of the house right now shit

Now the thought of your penis will forever be ingrained in her mind and slowly but surely she will want you.

I must go now and cut off my penis to bring back honor to my family name

Imma do the latter. Gonna get even with her fo sho nigga

U want him to move out at 16 fucking autist

Yes. Now my life will become an incest porn video

Surely it was inevitable that one day she would wake and see you standing over her.

Move yo ass out asap XD

rekt

Who says 'jacking off my dick'??

My minds going blank

Wanted to sound as og as i can. This is /b

>implying you jack off things other than you dick

Nah just muh dick

Prolly next year can.

It's Ok op my dad caught me fucking my boyfriend

my mom used to never knock and would just barge in and I wouldn't lock the door

You think thats bad?

>be me, in my room
>jacking off, about to cum
>mom walks in right when i climax
>shoot load, semen lands on her pants
>she stands there for a second, walks out, goes to bathroom
>havent talked to her since

it still haunts me. i fucked up.

Well for me my mom just unlocks the door easily so im kot even safe in my own house...

Dads would be cool with it i think...what was ur dads reaction?

Im dying

He walked out then later on kicked me out. I haven't talk to him since

Ask her if she wants to fuck.

You deserved it fagget.

One day its all going to be solved out. Dont worry. Thats all i can say.

Have you ever seen shaved man pucci? It's fucking glorious

Your room smelled of cum? How is that possible, my jizz never smells and I must've jerked a good 7,000 times or so

Why to fuck shit holes pretending they are pussies when i can fuck all the real pussies i want. Alpha reporting here. You are just a faggot and your dick smells like shiet. Literally.

If you dont wack off for a while, like even a week, jizz has a really strong pungent smell try it its quite nasty

this shit here, wtf op

No. Just my dick. I know i worded it weird but yea

If fucked pussy too I prefer man pussy because they complain less and you can slam them as hard as you can without hesitation All my man pussys are clean prior to getting slammed

user isn't a girl

Did you finish while maintaining eye contact?