Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Hi Esdeath. Tell me about yourself.

Oh yeah it was delicious!

Claimed.

Call me what my other kohais call me
>its senpai
Piss off with your vampire hate

>claiming

What are you super good at?

Get point?? What points to what game?

Haha like 3 and its always in front of there girls too

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I don't even know what a spider boat is...

ayy my pink gue dump got cut short
still gonna take a bullet

Claimed

Claimu

ayy lmao

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So Shizuru a spider or a boat?

>Hot hatch
Lol, he deserved to lose. Real hatch back or bust.

And driving in general. Plus, my desktop.

True, true. I'll have to learn how to make it from my grandma though.

Things will get better.

ree hes a guy

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Nope, you's wanted to be my bitch before

I'm not really super good at anything, I just have my momets ya'know? I can still try to stream if you want

the nurse from the poptart commercial claimed

>Someone will give me reason to live
where I am right now it would be a joke to expect good things

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I love you user.
Please continue.

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Victorique is a golden fairy, a grey wolf and a beautiful genius.

Why can't you guys fucking read

No u

Fuck i meant tickets for tbe arcade. Im thinking main event

That too

My advice so far in game, fuck anything smaller than you. Better life yeah but short lived

Yay! Doing well?

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I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Hi Esdeath.
No reason for you to live.

I think he even boosted it.
>basically a stock 400 beat it

I will until my folder runs dry
I just wanna argue with people
tru, tru

Aight

Smug daughteru

Ya fuck outa here with the vampire hate
No that never happened

I need to be at work in 3 hours

Night Smugs!

That's really fucking sad right there.

drunk off my ass, hope I can place the bullet right
>sometimes I still think there's a vagina down there
invisible

Hello. You know the drill
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here

I had to be, if you were watching your favorite show.
Make you first time making one awesome and an experience to never forget.
I'm fine, have a good rest!

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Aw okay yeah I got you, go for it! Would be cool to watch someone from here stream

Haha its cool youre tired. Have a great night!

Don't kill yourself

Any hole is a pussy if you think hard enough

Three out of? Nice man, give them a good impression.

Now if only the bosses were like that. True, enjoyed it while it lasted. Night for real now.

youtube.com/watch?v=XNkjDuSVXiE

Get yo ass ready then niga

Of course! have to eat something good for favorite

Ight hold on lemme try get it set up

Akarin

Your right im going to sleep

I'm also calling it a night as well. Stay adorable and have fun, my chickadees.
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Wonderful!

jeers
I have nothing to lose, I have nothing to gain
That reminds me of what a prisoner said once, "I'm not gay because I'm sticking it in the hole"

And I'm back~!

I mean lot's of things i guess..? That's hard to say..

well that's nice of you :p

Nothing wrong with that! and thanks love I made sure to n_n

I'm back! did i miss anything?

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Doll claimed.

The world wouldn't be any better without you.

I'm not really contributing to society, no one would lose anything

Shizuru. Silly questions.

Night

Good night!

I will! I'll take pics of the results!

>Chickadees
>Suspicion levels increase
Night Mami!

How was the drive?
>Did you make me and Breeki proud and do some sik drifts to eurobeat?

It's a Doll!

Should have said no homo
Still would have been gay even if he did say it, and the balls touched

Alright, if you dont want to you dont have to bb

internet took a shit but im back

No one knows you more than you. You make the call big boy.

But we wouldn't gain anything, one less person in this big world won't do any good either.

It's cool lol just need to remember my password to twitch and link it, been meaning to test it out

Claimed!

So a boat?

Crossing my fingers for you friend!

I've always thought "the one" would save me, and we could live happily ever after and shit
Keep in mind he also would chop off various parts of his inmates and fuck them individually
oogee
with this high of a population it would be a good thing

Ah jam it.

Who is Mami? Please tell me!!!!

Lets do this lol
twitch dot tv/gunslinger6661

yee
didn't know this was a thing

Narrowing it down would be quite the challenge as well. Not much help here.

Best hat. What's going on?

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The fact that it is disgusts me.

You disgust me.

It's never good to leave the world early.

Even if it's high a lot of people seem to be dying everyday.

it was relaxing and lol no i didn't sorry.

Ugh you're no help you know that

It's a cat! How's it going Makoto?

Nothing much best idol. Just woke up myself, you?

Yo.

I've thought about living it out, but it would just hurt more knowing that no one would be around my death bed in mourning

Who knows~

A relaxing drive, huh? I should do one of those sometime...

Not TOO bad. Leg still hurts, but all in all, I could be worse. How you doin~?

Clone yourself a great many times and be your own close group of friends and family.

Then befriend somebody and they will, it's not that hard, just have to look in the right place.

Unless you're Esdeath

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sounds great
where

slut

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He still has five i think.
Depends on what you're like and what you're interested in.

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I strive to be, sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't.

Sounds nice. Just sitting around, watching Konami fall apart with Metal Gear Survive
>Zombie Metal Gear game

WHY
H
Y

feelin a little slutty.

They really help calm my head.. i love em!

You strive to be of no help? Gee i coulda told you that..

I guess I could go to an E3 or something

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Don't just ignore my answer...

That would be a great idea.

Shizuruboat it is

Claimed.

Yeh I won't eat the bullet tonight, I'll try to get out there
also I'll dump the rest of my pink guy and go to bed

Also Syndra. How was this movie?
>Pic related
Knowing you're one and all. Did it accurately depict you all?