Brazil just got rekt 12-0 by Belgium in Field Hockey

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how the fuck is field hockey an olympic sport and not roller hockey.
This version is a joke, the players look like Quasiomodo on the field.

field hockey? what's this?

>tfw Brazil let them win, because of the terrorist attacks

>field hockey

you done did good

I'm surprised we have a team.
I honestly never saw anyone play or talk about playing field hockey in my whole life.

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>I'm surprised we have a team.
Nigga I'm surprised there are "people" who play this shit.

this

how the fuck is roller hockey not an olimpic sport?

It's better than shit like curling or golf desu

apparently there arent in Brasil... did Brazil just get a random team so that they could have one in the olimpics they are hosting?

>shit like curling

fuck you belgium you're not even a country

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a bunch of faggots brushing the FUCKING LEAFS so that a stone can slide in the ice.
Belgium is right, its a shitty sport.

I think the host gets a spot automatically without having to qualify.

>It's better than shit like curling
Hey you watch your mouth!

>I don't like to have fun the post

field hockey? don't you mean ice hockey?

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no

You must be a type of monkey that hasn't learned how to use sticks yet.

Give it time you'll evolve someday.

>Field hockey

Wat

why do you have a shit stain on your italian flag ?

Why was the first goal worth 7 points, while all of the others were worth only one?

The other 6 goals were shown before because they couldn't fit it all in one picture

do all the players from the team score in hockey? don't they have a striker?

From what I've seen they have roles but it's more flexible than football for example. In this match it was something like 9 or 10 different players that scored a goal or more (which is also partially because the coach can do as many transfers as he wants during the game)

Field Hockey?! ahhahahhhah
This is ridiculous. Ok, so now you're just making up sports

Field hockey? Whattisssuss field hockey, precious?

Host country needs to have competitors in every sport as a rule
this means theyll need a team even in non-existent sports in their country, resulting in much lulz

Yeah we Barbosas would have a guaranteed medal in it
its mostly a mem sport outside of Portugal, Spain and some other european countries

>Portugal, Spain and some other european countries
It is also played here; we have won 5 world titles.

Yeah I forgot our team was eliminated by Argentine in the world cup some years ago
But I think just Portugal and Spain combined have a fuckload of titles

>But I think just Portugal and Spain combined have a fuckload of titles
Yeah, you guys have been world champions 15 times and Spain 16.

I'm not sure why we play sports virtually no one else in Latin America plays: roller hockey, field hockey, rugby... It's weird.

>let ice hockey players participate
>only USA Canada Finland Sweden Czech and Russia ever win

You're just mad because you lost

I didn't even knew we had a team.

I watched five min yesterday, and honestly looked kinda dumb.

Weightlifting is the best sport currently going

We cucked Australia and it feels really good

our posh cunts will win this
>hopefully

I don't think I've ever watched a field hockey match before in my life. I think it's only a women's sport in most colleges here, that's what dykes play in the softball offseason

>No goals scored past the 54 minute mark

They realised they were pounding bits of dead horse skull into the floor and calmed down, as to prevent going 0-20.

Worry not, we're still going to get rekt by NZ or the dutchies.

hockey is a much bigger sport than roller hockey though. I never even heard of that, had to google it to see if you were joking or not

This is the reason a home country shouldnt automatically get to participate in every sport

Your point?

>b.....because murica doesn't play it, it doesn't exist

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Bra-XII-L