A question about poop:

A question about poop:

Why does something that come from one of the most beautiful places of the human body smell and taste so vulgar?

I had the opportunity to taste poop today. From a beautiful human in fact. I tasted my own when I was young and it was gross but I'm not a particularly beautiful person. So it was a surprise to me when I tasted the poop of a beautiful person and it tasted like mud that was soaked in a 3 day old stale pot of coffee.

Something that comes from a beautiful individual should taste beautiful too. But it was hard for me to keep this thing in my mouth and I ended up spitting it out. Now it's in my fridge in a ziploc bag. :(

Who said poop is vulgar? Watch more scat porn nigga

Dude......

what the fuck is wrong with you

Some asses it's impossible to imagine that poops comes out of it. Like pic related.

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nice mental illness

because it's bacteria and waste material

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I mean look at that. That hole was made for fucking.

Beauty has developed over years a lot, the physiology about your digestion hasn't.
So maybe you just need to taste poop from someone who would have been considered beautiful a few thousand years ago

Post pic of this "beautiful" woman.

Also, the fact that it tasted bad would turn me on. I've eaten the ass of a beautiful girl too. And she had a clingon piece of shit. I ate that shit.

That's pretty simple, poop is the part of the food your body doesn't need/can't handle. And things that smell and taste good is food that contains what our body needs. To reward you for eating food that doesn't is good.

So it's just the way your body tells you to not eating shit

Because it comes from the stomach. It is covered in stomach acid and inner-body fluids. Butts and buttholes are sexy as hell. But poop is fucking shite

>Now it's in my fridge in a ziploc bag
Throw it out you fucking nig, holy fuck are you so retarded that you can't even wipe your own ass

Not a woman. Here's a picture of her when she was a baby. I'll see if I can find a more recent picture of her.

For the sake of your immortal soul, I hope that this post is a troll

what the fuck

why would you post her baby pic

are you a pedophile?

Kys

My day just started and I've already had enough internet.

I'm done.

Did you get on all fours like an animal?

Because its from the intestines, an area of the body filled with non human micro organisms. Essentially its your brain telling you to stay the hell way so you don't get horribly sick you dumb faggot.

Well that's because you're a faggot

Here's a slightly more recent picture.

I've tasted snot, saliva, pee (only a few drops worth though). Whenever these came from someone beautiful, I always enjoyed the taste and flavor.

Scat seems to be the only exception. It seems that I can't stand the taste of scat, no matter who produced it. I could probably rim a dirty asshole no problem but eating a whole log (or even a partial log) is just too much for me. :(

>Scat seems to be the only exception. It seems that I can't stand the taste of scat, no matter who produced it. I could probably rim a dirty asshole no problem but eating a whole log (or even a partial log) is just too much for me
It's an acquired taste

I can only masturbate to the sight of someone's unadulterated anus.

Yeah, this is probably it.

Even to this day, I still can't stand the taste of hard liquor or even red wine (but I don't mind beer or cider). I've read anecdotes about people who love being a "human toilet" and eating whole turds. This idea turned me on as a sort of fantasy, but once I realized what shit actually tasted like, I guess the taste just isn't for me.

Scat is more about the humanization of women. They shit too.

Scat is my favorite fetish, particularly scat eating (and swallowing).

I enjoy watching porn of it, but I've never done it.

I've participated in water sports before but never scat. I enjoy the taste of piss from a hot woman, and I think I would do the same with scat.

"Here's a slightly more recent picture." Dafuq he is implying? Pedo alert?

Lets just all ignore the fact OP is a shit eating pedo.
Also MODS MODS MODS for Underage asspussy

Consuming feces carries the risk of contracting diseases and bacteria spread such as E. coli, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis E, pneumonia, polio, and influenza. Coprophagia also carries a risk of contracting intestinal parasites.

OP here. Here's a piece I managed to polish down with my tongue for a few minutes. Just by licking it and shit. The whole turd is in the ziplock bag but I only tasted this part.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHH ABAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOON THREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

idiot. prove it

Don't waste the mods time moral fag.

what a glorious thread, I swear that a tiny bit of the old /b has just reared it's beautiful shit covered head from the depths of history

Seconded

timestamp or gtfo

have you tried it after feeding your child strong indian curried food, my shit always smells slightly of curry the day after eating it, perhaps some of the spiced flavour would remain too

you fucking indian faggot

>cos it's impossible to be caucasian and eat a variety of food

OP here. Here's your timestamp. It's supposed to read 19 AUG but I fucked it up while trying to write in reverse.

I can stand the taste of it in small amounts (it went more liquid-like after being in the fridge) and I licked my shit-stained finger. I suppose I could use it as long-lasting fap material instead of eating it all at once lol.

Oops I was meant to reply to

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Poop tastes nothing like it smells. It's very bitter I've found, sometimes slightly sour.

swallow faggot. Let me know if you can take it down or you end up puking later

does your 'partner' know?

Whose shit is this? How did you get it? Why would you even want to try and experiment with eating literal shit? How did you get to this point in your life?
I have issues too but Fuck me dude
Eating shit? How do you even get there

yeah, it's bitter and intensely earthy. I can only eat it from my girlfriend, who I think is the sexiest person on earth. The thought of eating anyone else's makes me want to vomit. And I can only do if it is directly from her ass to my mouth.

You've literally had your gf shit into your mouth
Fuck me dude I know exactly the kind of fucked up sex life you have
Nice

What a shitty thread

Yeah, she's only done it like 3-4 times though. She will let me lick her clean after she shits pretty regularly. And she pisses on me all the fucking time, like literally hundreds of times.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Here's a picture of the whole turd as well. It's actually still stuck onto a diaper (technically toilet training pants).

I'm not sure what to do with it. I was planning on eating the whole thing but I just realized I can't really stomach it at all even though it's from a 10/10 qt. I'm thinking of using it as long-lasting fap material (e.g. I'd use a small piece at a time to jack off with/taste and jack off with while looking at pictures of her that I printed out with my printer lol).

that's your own fag

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you need to be put down.

what the fuck

It's actually from my neighbor's garbage bags.

Dude this is seriously not okay
Like seriously looking at pics of a toddler while jacking off and eating her shit
Jesus fucking Christ man

OP youse a detriment to humanity. KYS to do one good thing for the earth. She'll thank you for it.

Its from your neighbors trash too? Holy shit user what the fuck

this just keeps getting worse and worse

Stop eating shit

Its like this degenerate user just came back to remind everyone that real disgusting shit goes on around us every day

>MFW this entire fucking thread.

Where do you live, op? I would like to visit, so you can be the victim of a most gruesome violation.

not sure if master bait or went full Sup Forums mode

Lol I bet you fancy yourself smart for literal shitposting b8 about a toddler's fecal matter in your mouth. You're one devil you

this fucking thread
>AAAAAAAAH

op needs to be v& and/or institutionalized. this shit aint right.

Not this thread again

OP kill yourself.

No, it's made for shit to come out of.

dude thats fucked up

Again? This nigga is timestamping diapers from which he eats the shit. We need to backtrace this faggot and clip his dick off with rusty garden shears.

Okay this thread is fucking disgusting

But! I can answer your question!

Eating poop (and many other things, for example dirt, rotten food, certain poisonous plants, mushrooms) is not healthy - lots of bacteria and toxic waste in there. Taste is just another of way of mother nature telling you - "You shouldn't be eating that, son". If you're eating it and not digging it - it probably means it's not healthy and possibly even healthy.

1. Put something toxic in your mouth
2. Your taste buds sorta know its toxic and the taste makes you spit it out
3. If it does however get into your stomach - you will just puke which is the plan B of your body of getting rid of poisonous stuff.

> one of the most beautiful places of the human body smell and taste so vulgar?
only until around 2010-13 did it become acceptable to worship the booty over breasts. if you remember, a decade ago having a "big butt" was undesirable

>if you remember, a decade ago having a "big butt" was undesirable
it still is

>2010-13
Confirmed for living under a rock

>this thread

You're such a faggot. You don't belong on Sup Forums

Big booty was worshiped since the ancient times

Wide hips, big, fat booty and large bosoms used to be a sign of health and that a woman is capable of bearing healthy children.

pure gold

Its threads like this that give me hope Sup Forums isnt dead

this.

its jew corporate trickery that made women want to be skinny. easier to manipulate and sell to people who hate themselves

You're so stupid

actually shit, not gold

OP, what the fuck went wrong with you?

protip: when you call someone stupid without backing your statement up with reasoning or a rebuttal, its you who ends up looking stupid.

>this fucking thread

No, it's you

I dunno, Adolf. Should I divert him from the gas chambers to the ovens?

OP here.

I suppose this is correct scientifically speaking. But at least for me, on an emotional level, it's difficult to reconcile the fact that something that comes from such a beautiful part of the body and from such a beautiful person can actually be harmful to me. I have no evidence to back this up. But there is certainly a part of my brain that craves it and thinks of anything that comes from a beautiful person is by definition "good" in itself (whether it be hair, vomit, sweat, etc.).

Anyway, I'm going to sleep. I've always promised myself that I would eat whatever comes out of a 10/10 qt when given the chance. I've already played with and tasted the shit from 6/10s and 8/10s. I've licked their shit and tasted their piss but I've never eaten entire whole turds before. Usually I'd take a few licks, cum into it, and then chuck it.

Well today I had the chance but it looks like my taste buds have betrayed me lol. I still plan to eat much of this whole thing (and future turds from her because she is just so damn cute) and I'll probably lose some turds due to spreading on myself/fapping with but it'll be over the course of many weeks/months.

Goodnight everyone! :)

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Mfw this entire thread

Someone screencap this shit.

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