Why does something that come from one of the most beautiful places of the human body smell and taste so vulgar?
I had the opportunity to taste poop today. From a beautiful human in fact. I tasted my own when I was young and it was gross but I'm not a particularly beautiful person. So it was a surprise to me when I tasted the poop of a beautiful person and it tasted like mud that was soaked in a 3 day old stale pot of coffee.
Something that comes from a beautiful individual should taste beautiful too. But it was hard for me to keep this thing in my mouth and I ended up spitting it out. Now it's in my fridge in a ziploc bag. :(
Nicholas Myers
Who said poop is vulgar? Watch more scat porn nigga
Adam Morris
Dude......
Asher Barnes
what the fuck is wrong with you
Sebastian Lopez
Some asses it's impossible to imagine that poops comes out of it. Like pic related.
Andrew Phillips
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Henry Sullivan
nice mental illness
because it's bacteria and waste material
Ayden Cox
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Ryan Williams
I mean look at that. That hole was made for fucking.
Colton Martinez
Beauty has developed over years a lot, the physiology about your digestion hasn't. So maybe you just need to taste poop from someone who would have been considered beautiful a few thousand years ago
Anthony Kelly
Post pic of this "beautiful" woman.
Also, the fact that it tasted bad would turn me on. I've eaten the ass of a beautiful girl too. And she had a clingon piece of shit. I ate that shit.
Angel James
That's pretty simple, poop is the part of the food your body doesn't need/can't handle. And things that smell and taste good is food that contains what our body needs. To reward you for eating food that doesn't is good.
So it's just the way your body tells you to not eating shit
Connor Reed
Because it comes from the stomach. It is covered in stomach acid and inner-body fluids. Butts and buttholes are sexy as hell. But poop is fucking shite
Colton Sanchez
>Now it's in my fridge in a ziploc bag Throw it out you fucking nig, holy fuck are you so retarded that you can't even wipe your own ass
Blake Hill
Not a woman. Here's a picture of her when she was a baby. I'll see if I can find a more recent picture of her.
Brayden Davis
For the sake of your immortal soul, I hope that this post is a troll
John Rodriguez
what the fuck
why would you post her baby pic
are you a pedophile?
Juan Morris
Kys
Wyatt Bailey
My day just started and I've already had enough internet.
I'm done.
Adrian Martinez
Did you get on all fours like an animal?
Owen Hernandez
Because its from the intestines, an area of the body filled with non human micro organisms. Essentially its your brain telling you to stay the hell way so you don't get horribly sick you dumb faggot.
Nathan Perez
Well that's because you're a faggot
Landon Wood
Here's a slightly more recent picture.
I've tasted snot, saliva, pee (only a few drops worth though). Whenever these came from someone beautiful, I always enjoyed the taste and flavor.
Scat seems to be the only exception. It seems that I can't stand the taste of scat, no matter who produced it. I could probably rim a dirty asshole no problem but eating a whole log (or even a partial log) is just too much for me. :(
Owen Rodriguez
>Scat seems to be the only exception. It seems that I can't stand the taste of scat, no matter who produced it. I could probably rim a dirty asshole no problem but eating a whole log (or even a partial log) is just too much for me It's an acquired taste
Xavier Sanders
I can only masturbate to the sight of someone's unadulterated anus.
Henry Gonzalez
Yeah, this is probably it.
Even to this day, I still can't stand the taste of hard liquor or even red wine (but I don't mind beer or cider). I've read anecdotes about people who love being a "human toilet" and eating whole turds. This idea turned me on as a sort of fantasy, but once I realized what shit actually tasted like, I guess the taste just isn't for me.
Andrew Flores
Scat is more about the humanization of women. They shit too.
Blake Campbell
Scat is my favorite fetish, particularly scat eating (and swallowing).
I enjoy watching porn of it, but I've never done it.
I've participated in water sports before but never scat. I enjoy the taste of piss from a hot woman, and I think I would do the same with scat.
Liam Nelson
"Here's a slightly more recent picture." Dafuq he is implying? Pedo alert?
Josiah Evans
Lets just all ignore the fact OP is a shit eating pedo. Also MODS MODS MODS for Underage asspussy
Ian Gutierrez
Consuming feces carries the risk of contracting diseases and bacteria spread such as E. coli, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis E, pneumonia, polio, and influenza. Coprophagia also carries a risk of contracting intestinal parasites.
Matthew Rodriguez
OP here. Here's a piece I managed to polish down with my tongue for a few minutes. Just by licking it and shit. The whole turd is in the ziplock bag but I only tasted this part.
what a glorious thread, I swear that a tiny bit of the old /b has just reared it's beautiful shit covered head from the depths of history
Ryder Miller
Seconded
Bentley Ward
timestamp or gtfo
Noah Gray
have you tried it after feeding your child strong indian curried food, my shit always smells slightly of curry the day after eating it, perhaps some of the spiced flavour would remain too
Jacob Kelly
you fucking indian faggot
Ian Brooks
>cos it's impossible to be caucasian and eat a variety of food
Michael Reed
OP here. Here's your timestamp. It's supposed to read 19 AUG but I fucked it up while trying to write in reverse.
I can stand the taste of it in small amounts (it went more liquid-like after being in the fridge) and I licked my shit-stained finger. I suppose I could use it as long-lasting fap material instead of eating it all at once lol.
Josiah Smith
Oops I was meant to reply to
Kevin Evans
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Oliver Bell
Poop tastes nothing like it smells. It's very bitter I've found, sometimes slightly sour.
Luke Flores
swallow faggot. Let me know if you can take it down or you end up puking later
Adrian Jones
does your 'partner' know?
Isaac Rodriguez
Whose shit is this? How did you get it? Why would you even want to try and experiment with eating literal shit? How did you get to this point in your life? I have issues too but Fuck me dude Eating shit? How do you even get there
Jacob Rodriguez
yeah, it's bitter and intensely earthy. I can only eat it from my girlfriend, who I think is the sexiest person on earth. The thought of eating anyone else's makes me want to vomit. And I can only do if it is directly from her ass to my mouth.
Connor Evans
You've literally had your gf shit into your mouth Fuck me dude I know exactly the kind of fucked up sex life you have Nice
Blake Wright
What a shitty thread
Ethan Evans
Yeah, she's only done it like 3-4 times though. She will let me lick her clean after she shits pretty regularly. And she pisses on me all the fucking time, like literally hundreds of times.
Jaxon Cox
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Carter Brooks
Here's a picture of the whole turd as well. It's actually still stuck onto a diaper (technically toilet training pants).
I'm not sure what to do with it. I was planning on eating the whole thing but I just realized I can't really stomach it at all even though it's from a 10/10 qt. I'm thinking of using it as long-lasting fap material (e.g. I'd use a small piece at a time to jack off with/taste and jack off with while looking at pictures of her that I printed out with my printer lol).
Zachary Hill
that's your own fag
Elijah Williams
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Michael Hill
you need to be put down.
Dylan Edwards
what the fuck
Tyler Murphy
It's actually from my neighbor's garbage bags.
Caleb Morgan
Dude this is seriously not okay Like seriously looking at pics of a toddler while jacking off and eating her shit Jesus fucking Christ man
Nathan Cox
OP youse a detriment to humanity. KYS to do one good thing for the earth. She'll thank you for it.
Landon Turner
Its from your neighbors trash too? Holy shit user what the fuck
Jacob Harris
this just keeps getting worse and worse
Daniel Cooper
Stop eating shit
Sebastian Torres
Its like this degenerate user just came back to remind everyone that real disgusting shit goes on around us every day
Blake Thomas
>MFW this entire fucking thread.
Easton Russell
Where do you live, op? I would like to visit, so you can be the victim of a most gruesome violation.
Aaron Carter
not sure if master bait or went full Sup Forums mode
Hunter Russell
Lol I bet you fancy yourself smart for literal shitposting b8 about a toddler's fecal matter in your mouth. You're one devil you
Josiah Gray
this fucking thread >AAAAAAAAH
Leo Hall
op needs to be v& and/or institutionalized. this shit aint right.
Christopher Davis
Not this thread again
Joshua Garcia
OP kill yourself.
Kayden Sanders
No, it's made for shit to come out of.
Bentley Richardson
dude thats fucked up
Ryan Howard
Again? This nigga is timestamping diapers from which he eats the shit. We need to backtrace this faggot and clip his dick off with rusty garden shears.
Cooper Jones
Okay this thread is fucking disgusting
But! I can answer your question!
Eating poop (and many other things, for example dirt, rotten food, certain poisonous plants, mushrooms) is not healthy - lots of bacteria and toxic waste in there. Taste is just another of way of mother nature telling you - "You shouldn't be eating that, son". If you're eating it and not digging it - it probably means it's not healthy and possibly even healthy.
1. Put something toxic in your mouth 2. Your taste buds sorta know its toxic and the taste makes you spit it out 3. If it does however get into your stomach - you will just puke which is the plan B of your body of getting rid of poisonous stuff.
Nathaniel Fisher
> one of the most beautiful places of the human body smell and taste so vulgar? only until around 2010-13 did it become acceptable to worship the booty over breasts. if you remember, a decade ago having a "big butt" was undesirable
Zachary Campbell
>if you remember, a decade ago having a "big butt" was undesirable it still is
Ryan Smith
>2010-13 Confirmed for living under a rock
Luis Hill
>this thread
Ryder King
You're such a faggot. You don't belong on Sup Forums
Jacob Hill
Big booty was worshiped since the ancient times
Wide hips, big, fat booty and large bosoms used to be a sign of health and that a woman is capable of bearing healthy children.
Hunter Martinez
pure gold
Cooper Hall
Its threads like this that give me hope Sup Forums isnt dead
James Bell
this.
its jew corporate trickery that made women want to be skinny. easier to manipulate and sell to people who hate themselves
Christopher Roberts
You're so stupid
Elijah Roberts
actually shit, not gold
Juan Jenkins
OP, what the fuck went wrong with you?
Dylan Watson
protip: when you call someone stupid without backing your statement up with reasoning or a rebuttal, its you who ends up looking stupid.
Anthony Martinez
>this fucking thread
Jayden Miller
No, it's you
Aiden Allen
I dunno, Adolf. Should I divert him from the gas chambers to the ovens?
Andrew Bell
OP here.
I suppose this is correct scientifically speaking. But at least for me, on an emotional level, it's difficult to reconcile the fact that something that comes from such a beautiful part of the body and from such a beautiful person can actually be harmful to me. I have no evidence to back this up. But there is certainly a part of my brain that craves it and thinks of anything that comes from a beautiful person is by definition "good" in itself (whether it be hair, vomit, sweat, etc.).
Anyway, I'm going to sleep. I've always promised myself that I would eat whatever comes out of a 10/10 qt when given the chance. I've already played with and tasted the shit from 6/10s and 8/10s. I've licked their shit and tasted their piss but I've never eaten entire whole turds before. Usually I'd take a few licks, cum into it, and then chuck it.
Well today I had the chance but it looks like my taste buds have betrayed me lol. I still plan to eat much of this whole thing (and future turds from her because she is just so damn cute) and I'll probably lose some turds due to spreading on myself/fapping with but it'll be over the course of many weeks/months.
Goodnight everyone! :)
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