ITT: Awkward Silence

ITT: Awkward Silence.

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Hmm...

*farts*

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C'mon man!

*Seething Inside*

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mm..
dubs get?

*tumblr weed*

Sooooo, how bout that local sports team?

Uh...

Well...

*clears throat*

uh...It's good outside...
yeah...go out?

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so how is the weather?....

Yeah, me too...

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Uhh... it's fine, it's fine... Hmm...

.......Nice gun

Anyone uhh... see that um, new movie that came out?

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Let me liven things up a bit

youtu.be/UoMHONXOsFE

The one with that guy?

Yeah, yeah... That was good

*fap*

*clears throat*

Um *coughs*, what'cha fapping to, user?

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so.. does wants a board to hate fags jews and niggers etc?

me

*clears throat*
...sure

so...did anyone saw the baseball game?

...so i heard lebron james hit 4 homeruns last night during the 3rd period

...oh really?... that's....real neat

um... do you watch attack on titan?

Hehehe... no... I like to watch the Naruto and Pokemon and D-dragonball...

[muffled rap music blaring from earphones]

Hehe... yeah, those are, erm, good. (UGH.)

You, uh... You guys listen to that new Yung Lean album, ughh, Warlord?

Porn.

Yeah, no. Not big on, erm, Kpop(?)

*fap fap fap*

(What...?) Oh? Oh, uh, nah, they-they do Coudrap and Sadrap.

>Staring at source of sound
>Pretending to ingore it

Erm, oh, right, silly me. (WTF?)
So, you, uh, c-come here frequently? (Real nice one.)

Uh... so you guys wanna hear a joke?

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>slightly audible breathing intensifies

>tries to let out a fart silently
>shits himself

*clears throat*

a.. Aa. ATCHA
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sniff.

so...

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES

y-you too

Canada made the duck whistle

>awkward

When you're socially retarded, there is no awkward silence. Just silence.

*and then this happens*

Have... have you ever drank snake venom before?

So uhm...

I, uh...yeah...*tsk* *exhale*

S-s-so.... you guys.... uh.. like sports?

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I had a dream where I could remove my dick and it was like totally normal and then I couldn't figure out how to get it back on heh he

The weather has been nice....

MATT IS THAT YOU

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y-yeah i guess so...

It's pissin down rain.

Yeah and there was this chick too, what was her name?

So......does anyone like porn?

Better question: Who doesn't like porn?

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