Hello Sup Forums! I'm a Filipino living in Manila

Hello Sup Forums! I'm a Filipino living in Manila.

Ask me anything.

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tits or gtfo

Tits/gtfo

Why do you look Korean?

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I answered you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

I'll be the one in the bedroom banging your girl

Do you like frothed milk?

close your chinky stinky mputh, i can smell you from here.

Bullshit thread. Abandon

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filipino girls look like monkeys without makeup

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it

ITT: sex role confusion. Are you Filipino or Filipina?

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Why do you look like Bran from Game of Thrones?

fuck you

no such thing as filipina

post feet

No thanks. Not into that kind of stuff.

Because I'm Asian?

Sup, Brian?

I like it creamy

Did u seriously type that?

I can be whatever u want user. :3

Idk. I haven't seen that yet.

Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.

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HUUURRRR DUUURRR I NENNEEEEDDDDD ATTWNTION PLEASE RATE MEEEE BEEEEE
>tits or gtfo attention whore

Manila has had a problem with governmental corruption right down the lowest city employee. Are you benefiting or have you been a victim?

I'm not an attention whore. :( Why are you saying such a hurtful thing?

fat lonely faggot

did not read

post a timestamp or we will report this thread and get you banned.

I benefitted from government funds

Did you go to the dota2 major? Timestamp the pics btw or gtfo

Why are you here

How many people do you know who work on cruise ships?

Source: used to work as a musician on cruise ships, literally everyone was Filipino. Had a roommate who did nothing but watch cockfighting videos in our room.

Don't you have a house to clean ?

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it

did not read

It's true, if you don't post a timestamp the mods will trace your IP and ban you for weeks.

HURRRRRR

Not a fan so no.

Not a lot. I come from a higher socioeconomic bg. Most flips who work abroad are the ones who can't get oroper opportunity here.

Done already.

So now you know my twitter. Good job.

Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you.

At least get it right retard. It's Filipina for girls.

Ilang taon ka na, nene?

Did u just assume my gender?!

Yes you yellow monkey fuck.

Why do we name folders after your country?

In this thread, a vapid attention whore begs for attention.

Cruisefag here. That's good. They were some of the hardest working MFs I've ever met - 14 hr days 7 days a week away from home 10 months at a time for ass wipe money... Though I guess it was good money for them.

can you perch on a branch with those fucking toes ?

18 po, boss.

Ok then

Its a trap

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are you into cuckoldry like the rest of your countrymen?

Filipinas into mixxed guys? Like black/Latin mixxes? Love me some Filipina women

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The fiber used for the production of Manila paper is Manila hemp. Afaik, it was one of the first American industrial products when the country was a colony.

Flips are very family oriented. Most would do anything for their families. How much were u making?

Actually, yes.

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Back then? 2500usd/mo with free room board and travel. I think they were on more like 1000-1500/mo.

Man I sure loge Google

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*love

liza is a confirmed 4channer u goof

Male or female?

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Nahh. That's just nasty.

Depends. Most flips are into Caucasians, but if you're not fugly, any foreigner wont find it hard to get a woman.

Although, if u have been watching porn, most of those flips are from the countryside with a lower class bg. Dollars are the best aphrodisiac for them.

1k usd is a lot for most flips. You can live a relatively comfortable simple life with that. It's the reason most people wanna retire here.

Now u know why I cant do tits. Lol.

Yeah that's what they all said too. Crazy MFers. Made some damn good bread, but had white rice with literally every meal.

Bullshit

You can use both

Fem

Rice is life here. Lol and it's damn cheap. A dollar of rice can feed 20 people.

Why are you posting this? This person is not Filipino

Breakfast? Cereal, yogurt, rice. Makes sense.

Fastest way to get a filipina wife?

What part of the Philippines do you live ?

You have any idea how much a dollar costs?

You're an idiot if you think the OP pic looks Korean. Hair is badly out of fashion now, lips are too dark, natural looking double eyelids, nose is too big. get real dood.

A lot of people can't afford cereal and yoghurt here.

Be white. Have dollars. But if you want a high class educated Filipina, be very western cultured. But all Filipinas want their foreign guy to be open to the Filipino culture. Like rice.

Manila, the capital.

50 Philippine peso. One McDonald's cheeseburger worth.

If I go the Philippines will a Filipina let me impregnate her?

True dat. Most east asians would kill for Filipino's double eyelids.

How many dollars?

how about reverse image search, are you into that, fakeass cracka?

Some filipinas are not very sexually educated so safe sex is ignored. If you plan on leaving the child behind, there are two things that can happen when he or she grows up. Attractive foreign children can do modeling. A not so attractive one ends up in prostitution

Why are you out of available? It's not your break

Why do you have a shirt on?

If she has a family, enough to support her extended family. If not, enough to keep her materially happy. A steady income of 1500usd a month is good enough for a start.

I'm married to a Filipina , ask me anything

What kind of Filipina do you have?

Does your wife cheat on you?

Not sure what you mean

No ,not so far

My income is 1500usd a month. About 200 of that us disposable. Good enough?

How much do blowjobs cost in the Philippines?

I'm dating a Filipino. I love the Philippines

Where did u meet her?

In the Philippines, it's alright. But the best thing you can do as a westerner is offer her a green card.

You can get an escort for 500 pesos /hour. Around $16 Aussie

Japan, she was working there in the same company as me

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