Want to order an escort off back pages how risky is this any tips or tricks ?

Want to order an escort off back pages how risky is this any tips or tricks ?

Just make sure you're not black and totally broke. You should be fine if no to both of those

Why do they always say no black men?

they try to get a better price

The black men or hookers?

the black men try to bargain with them

I visited one when I was like 20.

Mine went like this:

Called her and she told me a time and a price.

She lives in a condo so I had to wait in the main lobby.

Security gaurds asks me who I'm here to see I say "I dont know"

Guy asks me is it a girl? He obviously knows what I'm doing.

She finally shows up and looks at me like "You're the one I was talking to?"

Walk up to her room she welcomes me and directs me to the bathroom and asks me to wash up my cock.

Lay on her bed she gets naked right away and asks me what am I into.

I say I'd really like a good blowjob and I've paid for an hour so that's what I want.

Tells me no way shell suck my cock for 1 hr.

She sucks me for like 30 mins then says no more.

I fuck her from behind and try to stick my fingers in her ass.

Tells me if I try that again to just get the fuck out.

Get softish, blow on her face to get it over with.

Ask her why she was such a cunt?

Told me to get the fuck out before she cuts me.

1/10 would never pay that bitch again.

what a bitch

You let a bitch talk to you like that? That's why she was such a cunt. You're the one paying her, I would have treated her like the whore she was and fucked her anyway I wanted. She must have smelled some pussy on you. 20 year old, obvious virgin, only wanted a blowjob. It was about getting that cringe over with as soon as possible to her.

Here's some tips from someone who knows a lot about it dude.

1. Niggers smell.
2. Avoid all Romanians
3. Make sure they can speak proper english.
4. If what answers the door ISN'T what you saw on the ad. Then walk the fuck away and save your money. Always walk away.
5. If she looks like a junky, walk away. Junkies usually have some form of disease. crack whores and heroin users tend to have HIV.
6. DO NOT RUSH INTO ANYTHING!

If you find a hooker who you can have a proper conversation with, is clean and reasonably priced. Here are a few more rules.

1. Don't fall in love, and don't become friends.
2. Be respectful and considerate if you plan on using her more than once.
3. Make an effort on yourself. Scrub up well and try and give as much pleasure as you can. They will fuck you better then.
4. Keep your mouth OFF of her body. Fondle with your hands, but keep your mouth off of any part of her body.
5. Wash your dick and hands when you get home. In fact just shower.
6. Remember that you are not the only man that's fucked her that day. All that cum, some of it's bound to glaze her belly and tits.
7. Never go bareback even if it is offered. Not even for blowjobs. Make sure you're wrapped up at all times.

Finally, just try and enjoy it.
Get your fucking moneys worth. It's expensive enough.

They want to make some money, not end up dead

lol, it's close to the truth to be honest.

A major problem with prostitution is the violence they face.

It's funny when it says no black men and the whore herself is black

why prostitutes are now called escorts ?

checked - Satan knows all

It's because black men are violent and attack them more often than any other race. Go figure.

Because hiring someone as an escort means that you pay someone for their company, and what happens while in their company is circumstantial. It's allows a person to advertise their services without breaking the law.

Because prostitution is illegal. But everyone knows escorts are whores. Being one just allows them to be more selective about who their clients are.

Bitches want respect these days.

I used to book for an "agency" in Florida years ago... Blacks are more prone to be violent with the girls, more likely to have diseases, to try to rob the girl for the cash after, to try to talk the girl down in price even after the price is set and theyre face to face, they generally smell and are less hygenic... You can see where I'm going with this.

Ever been to a restaurant and watch an entire black family devour every moral of food on the table... then complain to the manager that "this, this and this" were wrong, just so they get a discount on the meal?

Yea, niggers do that with hookers too. "well you know, you didnt lick the cum off my dick, you used a towel, and I only lasted 20 minutes of the 30, so can we maybe cut the price in half?

Blacks are also a lot more likely to have STDs and rob the hooker. In short, even hookers know nothing good comes from being in a room with a black guy

Their pimp doesn't want them being stolen by another pimp

Try that with a hooker and you are very likely to get stabbed or shot by her, or the guy in the other room you dont know is there.

A guy in Chicago a few days ago started slapping a hooker around at which point her pimp caved the guys head in with a baseball bat. They got caught because the pimp had another customer coming in, so he dragged the body out to the dumpster... in the middle of the day, while people were watching

Most black and Hispanic women who call themselves escorts are really just hookers with a hotel room. They have pimps. White women who call themselves "snow bunnies" too.

so they are basically nig nogs on the average

so they are basically nigz on the average

KEK

Samefagging sameposting

i had sex with a hooker for the first time a couple of months ago
the condom broke, but she was rather friendly and we exchanged phone numbers so we'd be in touch to trade std test results.
she was clean and so was i
overall not a bad experience, i can understand the thrill people get from having sex with a complete strange and why some people are really into it, but i'd rather jack off than run the risk of catching something, plus good hookers aren't cheap

>any tips or tricks
You only get tricks if you pay for them and tipping is acceptable.

very good insight on the topic but..

why no romanians?

>the condom broke, but she was rather friendly and we exchanged phone numbers so we'd be in touch to trade std test results.

hahaha did she send you a pic of the results or just claim she tested negative.

yeah, she sent me a photo of the tests
i'm a doctor myself, i know the laboratories that did the tests
from what i've known, upscale hookers get tested regularly

They tend to be very cold and like to rush you to get you out of the way,

It's purely business for a huge majority of them and you most definitely wont get your moneys worth.

I'm only speaking from my experiences, but believe me, my experiences in this are pretty extensive.
And I have never met a Romanian escort who's company I enjoyed.

Try it for yourself brother,
You might get lucky, but I doubt it.

In Italy most romanians are "missiles", who just want to get it overwith you in the shortest time possible. Noto worth the money.

Was with an escort last week, found a nice italian girl, great body, not so great face, but still fuckable. Full GF experience for 2 hours. Only bareback oral. 9/10 would bang again.


Just remember you're fucking Simeone for money. Don't get involved.

in in the game of international escorts

worst waste of money was germans, stuning looks but the coldest

but I have enjoyed a romanian or two.

About a month ago. I was online looking and ended up on backpage, set something up with a escort, told her all I had was 40$ (First time what is this.) and she agreed to a quick session. Met up with her, go into other room. Ask if someone else is here. She says it's her old uncle who's asleep. Close door and lay down. Take pants off, right as I do that she changes what was supposed to be 15 mins to 5. I question her and was like really? 40$ for 5 mins? To which she freaked out. Stood up and was like 'get the fuck out right now'. Now all hell has broke loose. Big old Nigg 'uncle' comes out and opens door looking mad as fuck. Doesn't know what happened even tho I didn't do anything. Then again I'm sure they saw I'm young and have a nice car so maybe she got mad idk. But I got up and walked out. The old dude kept the door open and was watching. Maybe to get my plate. But I drove in reverse through the whole street so he couldn't see shit but a Mercedes logo. Luckily I had another escort planned in case this went bad as it did. Ended up meeting a young girl out by an elementary school and fucked her good. Told her all I had was 20$. This was a shit night. Better off going on tinder and trying your luck there. Or Craigslist for some free pussy. These escorts always seem afraid and defensive. Hell I saw the crazy bitch out a knife away after I gave her the 40$. Fuck that shit. (If anyone wants to see what that cunt looked like, google 'farren escort' from Lansing.

too few time in between both posts (30sec flood protection).
impossible to be a samefag.
try again.

done it a few times. had no problems.

Don't use backpage, try out nightshift.co

^ trust me. Once I started using it instead of backpage I never went back. The girls are hotter too. None (less) of those fake ads. The site has reviews so you can see whose legit and hear abour the girls

Hookers are hookers, sole aim to get max bucks for min effort, there are no good hookers, just hookers that will let you fuck them the way you want and ones that will give you as little as possible.

I wouldn't waste your money on upmarket, new hookers usually start off on the street until they find a pimp....so the freshest and cleanest and CHEAPEST are usually found on the street...BUT the scabbiest oldest are also found there....TIP hang back and let some other punter pick up the old dogs, the old dogs will force the new comers to hang back in the shadows until they get a punter.

Wear a super strong condom of your own and not what she has with her, bend her over and fuck her from behind so she doesn't even have to breath on you....be FIRM from the start, if you give her the GF treatment she will probably think of robbing you, if she sees you are just keen to shoot a load in her ASAP she will let you do more than if it looks like you are going to take all fucking night......tattoo on your forehead "She just wants the money not someone to rescue her"

Does america and other countries have adultwork?

Because that is a good site if you're a britfag.

That, and don't host anywhere near your house. If you can afford an escort, you can afford a hotel room for the night and $300 cash for things like condoms, booze, pot, and food.

Had a few experiences... first time
>Find qt, kinda thick, but good price
>Meet her at notel, she answers in lingerie... hot
>Place my envelope of cash on her nightstand, things bang she's full on naked
>Starts sucking me hard as hell... dick is diamonds
>She puts on my condom with her mouth, then presents herself on all fours
>Start fucking her good for about 15 min when... *knock knock knock* housekeeping
>Shes like 'oh shit, I really need her to clean up, is that ok'?
>No problemo, put clothes on, she puts on sweatpants and T-shirt... looking fine as hell
>Sit outside with her, chit chat ... she tells me not to worry shell make it worth my while
>Maid leave we bang in about every position imaginable.... pull out and gunshot all over her
>She cleans up, comes back and tells me we can go again whenever I want, she cancelled on an appointment later that evening
>Find out she's 420 friendly, smoke several bowls with her, talk to her a while, ask her about her craziest experiences and shit... some funny stuff
>She starts sucking my dick again and it's on... she lets me fuck her in the ass for a while before changing condoms and hopping on top.
>She has full on fucking geyser style explosion all over me as she's trembling and falling on top of me
>Start to see tears of shame, decide to finish from the back, blow my load on her ass
>Smoke another bowl with her laying on me in bed
>Spend 3 hrs there overall, paid for 30 min quickie season...good times

Are you slow? Who feeds a hooker and get her high? You cum in her or on her as much as you can for half an hour then send her dirty ass to the bus stop.

No.
Who the fuck pays for a hotel room? Are you fucking stupid? And paying for food and shit? That's why your paying her $50 for you dumb beta bitch.

No I don't think so. I just went on it and there were only 8 escorts in my whole state

ITT guys looking for love from hookers

*Cumshot not gunshot

We knew what you meant.

$300 ??? wtf

1. Drive to Hookersville
2. Spot a newbie.
3. Tell her you will give her $50 for a quick fuck
4. Take her to a suitable spot.
5. Throw her over the hood of the car and fuck her.
6. Go and do something interesting.

Enjoy your aids/jail..... or both

ALWAYS use condoms, even if they say you don't have to. Chances are, 30+ other guys smashed her before you. HIV is not worth it.

If you wanna be extra safe, have a knife or something on you. Some crazy bitches might try to rob you.

there are probably 100 girls in a 1 mile radius of where you are right now who will fuck for free (and without HIV).

Basically the script for "Pretty Woman" written by a 14 year old.

hiv is very unlikely to transmit from vaginal intercourse, especially for the male; but you're right, there's tons of stds one can catch just from a moment of contact

Wait... you've actually watched pretty woman?
>Side note, I don't see how they are alike

I'm thinking of doing same thing OP is, but is that true? Are women really as horny for fucking as guys are? I mean I guess it's possible but how the fuck do you get to that point?

Fuck that shit.
A Tinder fuck usually involves more cash than a hooker and you have to listen to an airhead all evening.
If you just want sex for the minimum amount of cash or hassle then get a hooker.

You couldnt pay ME to fuck a hooker that is 50 dollars. Ive been with 2 escorts in my life. 1 was $1,000 for the night, the other was $1,400 for the night.

I think you are getting hookers and escorts confused. You pay a hooker 50 dollars for a blowjob. You pay escorts for time

i have been toying with the idea of hiring an escort in the glasgow area, afraid too though.

I waited tables once upon a time. Black people did nothing but complain, make a mess, and not leave a tip.

sure

1. Hooker is actually a nice girl who just got a rough deal in life.......when 99% of them got there because they were too lazy to make the right choices...again and again and again.
2. All the staff in the hotel know what is going on but they.....like you....just love this hooker and are best friends with her.
3. Hooker enjoys sex with basement dweller and has multiple orgasms.

in my experience, free sex is always available if you like 40+ women.

Lol

40+? what world do you guys live on? jesus, you should be able to fuck the girl you work with at your summer job. i fucked 3. this really is cuck chan.

Lol well hate all you want I have no complaints... been with escorts who were ice Queens, this one wasn't
>Don't know what your comment about the maid was supposed to mean, neither of us had any interactions with her
>Just because I get an escort doesn't make me a basement dweller, at the time I just graduated college and was three months into my first adult job... really didn't have time or money for relationships or dating

But haters gunna hate I guess

The chances of getting a disease are proportional to how many she sleeps with not how much they charge. The expensive hookers are the ones who are good at business they maximise the number of clients. The street girls are usually the ones with less clients.

You should research HIV, often high class hookers are more exposed to travellers from out of town, if your area has low HIV rates then a street girl could be safer.

True

You're an idiot

say that to my boner

>be me
>virgin fag
>kissless faggot wizard
>decide to get in shape
>lose lots of weight
>Start getting really fit
>still have the face of a fucking lizard
>ugly as shit
>decide to join army but im not gonna go in still being a virgin
>decide to hire escort
>we go on date and talk for a while
>we go back to her place
>sexytime.laserdisc
>get up to her room and theres just parts and random shit everywhere
"What the fuck"
>she tells me she bought this bed from ikea and cant figure out how to put it together
>i feel bad for her because shes been sleeping in mattress on floor
>decide to be nice and help her out it together
>keep in mind i have no fucking idea what im doing
>put all the parts together wrong
>all the bolts are fucked up and loose
>she thinks im doing a great job
>after like two hours it looks great
>i was in a hurry bc i was horny as shit
>we finally get to le sexy time
>take off eachothers clothes and start fucking
>her head is on far right side of bed about a foot away from the wall
>about 20 second after im fucking her the right legs of the bed snaps
>it happens as soon as i thrust so the bed snapping and me thrust push her head into wall
>she slams her head so fucking hard that there is a crater in the wall
>she's unconscious
>oh shit nigger
>try to wake her up
>shes not waking up but shes breathing
>call ambulance and leave apartment
>go home and masturbate and cry for an hour

GOOD WAY TO GET ARRESTED.
> Protip
All Women are Whores, if they just even like you get laid or at least a BJ.

Enjoy your $1500 HIV infection.......because HIV is spread through sex with dirty people and if you shower after you wont get it.

Looking for a good site in Canada, Toronto specifically. anybody know? thanks

>go home and masturbate and cry for an hour

Oh, in that order? Never change Sup Forums, kek!

I was a prostitute and I always turned down black men because many pimps would pretend to be tricks and then rob/kidnap girls.

I said yes to ONE the whole time I was working. he paid me in advance, gave me his license to hold, etc. he was pretty old and drove an old work truck so I wasn't worried.

Were you an attractive one?

If you tell this story to your army mates they will get a trap to take your virginity.

>go home and masturbate and cry for an hour
I hope you were crying while you masturbated, otherwise I'm not sure you fit in here.
If you did them separately maybe you want to check out reddit?

1. did she use a condom for the bj? if not, she's a nasty whore.
2. everything costs extra. you pay for an hour you stay for an hour, but once you cum the time is up even if you cum in 15 mins.
3. prices depend on what you're doing with her. a bj is relatively cheap and will be 15-30 mins max. fucking can go up to an hour and will cost more. anything with ass is off limits for most girls, and will cost a LOT if they do agree to it.
4. It's still her body, though she's renting it to you. Every hooker has a set of rules what you can or can't do with their body. If you violate the rules, they will ask you to leave. If you don't leave peacefully, they will probably rob you, taze you, maybe even call their pimp and he meets you in the parking lot to beat your ass and rob you for everything.

don't be mad user you're a cheap asshole.

source: I was a prostitute. I was very kind and understanding but I fucking hated assholes like you who wanted to do extra for no extra money. it's a business.

Quit being a jew and just pay the poor girls. No wonder your experience was shit, you acted like a poor jew, fucking bickering over 20$. I'd have killed you. No wonder you have to pay for sex, and can't even enjoy it then.

this guy gets it.

if she agrees to not use a condom with you, then she agreed with everyone else.

as for the mouth thing...that's the quickest way to piss off a hooker. thing is, if you find a clean one, she is just as worried about protection as you are. she wants to walk away from your session the same she started (no bruises, spit, cum, messed up makeup, etc.). she will fuck you good but she doesn't want to swap spit or bodily fluids. keep it classy.

user you are a perfect customer lol.

>I was a prostitute.
More like you were a whore.

it's because black pimps often pretend to be customers until they are alone with the girl and then rob her or kidnap her to work for him.

I was a hooker as a teen.....turning down black men had nothing to do with violence or prices. it was about pimps trying to trick you.

the only way I would say yes is if he was old (like over 45-50) and dressed very "square" no slang language or anything.

the 2 black customers I saw were actually EXTRA respectful and did not negotiate price...they tipped well...probably because they know how lucky they are to finally get a prostitute who wasn't turning them down.

It's true I think high class escorts are more likely to be clean than your average promiscuous girl, because they ALWAYS use condoms even for bus and they get tested damn near monthly. they don't play about hygiene they want to retire healthy and alive.

This got me hard as hell. Smh

try 'adultwork.com'

I detest hookers that think they are worth more than a Tinder date.
I used to take the photographs for an online escort site......and at first I did think that many of them were there because they caught a bad break in life......but I can now confirm that 99% of them are there because they are lazy, they think that flipping burgers are beneath them. I'll save my tears for the millions of women that do shitty menial jobs and look after kids and still value their self respect than some skanky whore who could get any number of menial jobs from her looks alone but still chooses to sell her vagina.

>2. Be respectful and considerate
>4. Keep your mouth OFF of her body.
>6. Remember that you are not the only man that's fucked her that day.
>7. Never go bareback even if it is offered. Not even for blowjobs.

>Finally, just try and enjoy it.
...yeah, you make it seem so fun...

Are you a nigger? Also tits or gtfo.

look for reviews & you'll be good. what area are you in? might be able to help you out with recommendations.

pic related, she was a fun bang.

Oh i told them, they laughed for a solid ten minutes after

kek

That chick clearly does a number of drugs.

Avoid any black hookers, they smell like raw gutted fish.

yes.

I worked in san diego. I charged $300/half hour $500 h. though I started on the street where I only made like $100 for 15 min quickies...eventually worked online and made a lot. worked in vegas for a short time too.
still living off this "sugar daddy" he's actually a HORRIBLE human being long story but he's almost 80 and can't get hard. he pays me weekly to come over and talk about all the sex we used to have.

i literally have no other income. he pays enough for my rent, car note, bills, and I'm living with a boyfriend he doesn't know about for almost 3 years lol. I don't feel bad....he's really the worst person I have ever met in my life, but he's rich and he wants to blow his $$ on me so fuck it.

Word.
Bitch has a habit

>he's really the worst person I have ever met in my life

not worse than you fucking lazy ass skank

why is he so horrible?