European "cuisine"

>moldy cheese
>maggoty cheese
>fermented fish
>fermented cabbage
>fermented milk
>rotten shark
>raw meat wth raw onions and raw egg on top

Why do we let them lecture us about food again?

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at least we have cuisine

>at least we
UK isn't European and you don't have any cuisine so id suggest not posting any further

>a lard burger
>a lard pizza
>lardy meat
>bacon
>lard
Do you even have food that isn't 90% fat?

You should try it before you judge.

Raw and rotten meat is the best

Yes hello one potato and one vodka please

>american cuisine

please just go have a heart attack somewhere else

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>It's true

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American cuisine
>spray cheese
>spray bacon
>fried cake
>fried pickles
>ranch
>fake butter

>fake butter

Invented by the French

Euopean "cheese" is dick cheese.

shepherds pie is bretty good desu senpai

That's frankly fucking disgusting.

>Be american
>Wake up
>Elect a nigger president
>Spray my frying pan with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
>Spray some pancake mix on
>Get shot
>Put a coffee filter in the coffee machine
>Spray the filter with I Can't Believe It's Not Coffee! and turn the machine on
>Flip over the pancake and pull out some I Can't Believe It's Not Maple Syrup
>Cover the pancake in spray-on I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, I Can't Believe It's Not Maple Syrup, and make a dollop of I Can't Believe It's Not Cheese on the side
>Post on Sup Forums about how free you are
>Get thrown in prison for boycotting Israel

>be Australian
>try to convince yourself that weetabix tastes good because it's the closest thing to culinary culture you have
>put vegemite on it
>cry

>get thrown in prison

So basically I get sent to Autistardia?

Yo don't slag off cheese.

Stop posting that

>pizza is not american
>ice cream is not american
>pasta is not american
>hamburgers are not american
>hot dogs are not american
>lasagna is not american
>the list goes on

Even in the deep-frying category the Scots made the deep-fried Mars Bar before you did.
I guess you'll always have Pop Tarts though.

Russia has potato water tho

>pizza is not american
>implying

Making a variation of pizza and claiming you invented pizza is not an argument. "We" (read: sandniggers living here) invented kebab pizza, but you don't hear anyone saying pizza is Swedish.

>Be Australian
>Pass out on the toilet after a hard day of cheap beer, ketamine and getting into drunken brawls with the local wildlife
>Die in my sleep from a spider bite
>Wife and kids get sent to the abattoir with the rest of their herd

>Ameriblubber cuisine

Cuck

>crisps
Swing and a miss. Better luck next time, kid.

>their spokesman actually had a heart attack

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Roast Beef and Yorkshire puddings btfo anything anyone can ever produce.

>burger
>talking about cuisine

Just stop right there.

At least we can afford food

couldnt make it past 10 seconds without losing the will to live

spoiled cherrypicking, are we?

fuck no, all your flavor is from india

Lost it on 0:23

He was talking about Europe