/Brit/

capital b edition

1st for banter and slags

usa

ANYONE REMEMBER THE KEKIO MEME

el peruANO

is gay

Last saw this guy when I was 8

wrong thread

Real edition here

>thread wars

fuck off autist

REAL THREAD

okay, its a friday night and you and the lads are out on the lash getting wankered in town, harassing women on the street, all wearing chinos, yeah? your top mate Ryan (proper LAD) wants to get something to eat so suggests pizza hut, bit old school and full of kids so banter wont be top notch, instead you get a cheeky nandos and the banter is sick as #bantersaurusrex #bantanddec #barackobanter #banterclaus #archbishopofbanterbury class night with the lads

fuck off sore loser

Holtby getting BTFO

NON POTATONIGGER THREAD

thread wars

>all wearing chinos
stopped reading there
skinny jeans has been the thing for like 2 years now

Lads we're in here

janny is a muh heritage yank

Apparently not

>wanted the real brit thread to win
>janny ruins it

Fuck the Irish

who /suicide2017/ here?

Genie

blue eyes are master race

>janny deletes the actual /brit/ thread
Janny confirmed for IRA sympathiser

FUCK OFF

Is it safe?

*jogs into the thread*
alright lads
*leans on the bar*
yeah pint of tap water please boss
*exhales deeply*

BASED janny

thread war autists can fuck off

Gee, I wonder why the other thread was deleted

London and the south east subsidise every other region including Scotland

Scotland is poorer than the East of England

Thoughts?

mate where'd your leaf go

nah you can

100% this

gay peruANO

Signed onto Bumble today ey lads

>this embarrassing JF thread
what the fuck is the janny fanny playing at?

BIG fan of peru

Janitors have been infiltrated by the Irish

dating app wanker loves his fucking dating apps

?
Ya called?

>Peru (gay)

I love Peru

it's like Canada

but without the fucking leaf

truly perfection

despite all evidence to the contrary i'm still not convinced that people actually have sex

Is this "leaf" meme getting old for anyone else?

I get that there are some Canadian shitposters, but I don't know how people still find the whole 'leaf' thing funny after all these months.

...

FOY

There are regions of Scotland where people are still paying tribute to norse kings and wearing the mullet hairstyle

it literally does not get more backwards and trapped in the past than that

Brown eyed white women are more loyal and cute

A FUCKING LEAF

What's going on in Northern Ireland?

1) only as of 2015
2) only by £300 person

Not to mention that is considering the drop in oil prices, which are now rising.

Fuck off leafytits

How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Ulsterman, /brit/?

submitting this next time there is a call for Sup Forums banners

should i "cop" this or no

why is Grand Tour so bloody scripted?

ruins it for me desu

Excellent taste

greatest think that happened to Sup Forums
>be me
>stop visiting Sup Forums early 2016
>come back late 2016
>everyone is shitting on Canadians for no reason, thereby taking the attention off of shitting on Americans
couldn't have asked for more

Janny's been on a killing spree in the last twenty minutes. At least 5 threads gone.

Why can't we have this consistent level of quality during yank hours when polish loli lasts for almost an hour and cuckposting goes overnight?

muh uncle aussie?

make reasonable demands for CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

(and then whine about THE OPPRESSION OF THE PEACEFUL PROTESTANTS)

squide

ah yes,
the so-called yank hours

think we should flood it with leaf banners desu

>/brit/ with an upper case "B"

Jesus christ. Just fuck off ireland ffs

Business idea: reply to myself, thereby securing an efficient self-sustaining (you) process

Thoughts?

wahey

una vela

Only London contributes more to the UK than the North of England.

Fuck off with your South East shit

want the squide to ink on me desu!!

Brits > Israelis > Icelandics > French > Irish > Yanks > Kiwis > Aussies > Leafs

>sample

fucks sake lads

Business idea: cooking appliances which automatically go off when the food is detected as cooked, or at least have an optional "auto" mode

>no reason

sanae

Reckon in 50 years Hispanics will be considered white in America

Same thing happened with Irish and Italians not being considered white at first

>get approached at the club
>start talking
>girl loses interest and leaves

Ah yes, the life of a boring twat

Is racism taught? Or is it learned on your own just through experience?

Even if England does subsidise Scotland, it's not going to be able to after Brexit lol.

To be fair no Protestant ever lowered my property value

FOY

it's natural to dislike people who are different

exactly none of those things happened

Try reading the numbers again you stupid fucking retard, the only two with a higher GVA per head than the UK average are London and the south east

fucking manlet
any """man""" under 6'0 should be executed

Happened twice on Saturday

Yes, but isn't natural for that behaviour to extend beyond childhood, or to apply specifically to race over, say, clothing.

There's a lot of hispanic/white families already, so their offspring will look a lot more white

bet she's actually 5'4''

next time a girl declines me on tinder for being 5'7 I'm going to yell at them for discrimination

>Try reading the numbers again you stupid fucking retard

Indeed.

a 747 went down today

not even 5'8, 195lbs
ask me anything

You're going to get screen cappes and laughed at on Twitter

Don't do it

little kids dont give a shit at all though

t. mum used to run a daycare

NORTH WEST POWERHOUSE

That's not per capita

o now you've convinced me

and what, cunt?

i don't speak french cunt