Aliens come to your house at night

>aliens come to your house at night
>Ask you to bring them your leader within 15 minutes or they murder your family

What do you do?

bring them to billy herrington

>You son of a bitch I am the leader
>Proceed to violently arouse the aliens
>Level 3 eroticism their now beautiful asses

Explain to them that we have no leaders and that we are our own gods

Take them to Tom hanks,
everybody loves Tom hanks

Introduce them to my pee pee tube.

Help them kill my family

Sit down and smoke a bowl with them.

Ayy Lmao

Edgy

>show hillary clinton on tv
>they abduct her and hold her ransom in exchange for earth's resources
>world laughs and aliens leave

let them kill my family, idgaf about them they're all assholes

"Oh yeah! Don't you threaten me with a good time!"

Tell them to fuck off, we're full.

Try to reason with the aliens by speaking there language

"Ayy lmao"

Proceed to get fucked up and capture obama.

They can crash on the moon if they want.

Show them my already dead family. Iv been wanting to show someone for a long time now

let them meet hot single ayy lmaos in their area

OP here, I only have a few replies and most of them are about killing your own family
>Is Sup Forums not telling us something we should know?

Nice. Finally someone who's gonna kill my family for free.

You should have changed it to "or they take away your internet/ erase porn and meme folders"

Load up no man's sky and go to an atlas interface

Bring them my dog and explain he is our leader.
What's the worst that could happen.

1. Draw the pythagorean theorem to show that I am intelligent.
2. Point them to Obama and the whitehouse.
3. "I don't care where we go, I don't care what we do. Take me with you!!!"

Invent probestep

Haha you've seen that shit about drawing Pythagorean theorem to show intelligence

If they communicate with you directly, they must know humans are dominant species already

> If they communicate with you directly, they must know humans are dominant species already

I use 4-chan, so intelligence is not guaranteed.

In Murica: Say them to fuck off and shoot them with your gun