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New Zelda qt edition

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*takes your lunch money*

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African American culture!

Not a bad edition

This "issue" seems to be yours alone then...

>Not using the Mexican's thread
lel

THAT WAS MY FAKE MONEY YOU IDIOT

*buys extra chocolate milk*

Would you give me a green card /cum/?

>"""""""shittifornia""""""" really suck northern eastern sack all day long

>I'm in favor of net neutrality

Only if you find gainful employment in a field that is needed workers.

why do you hate freedom?

>hello operator

I would have killed myself if not for Sup Forums. I need you. thank you

>kids in america steal money from each other
>teachers dont do shit

it really coobles my kadooble.

>be conneticuck
>get snowed in and cant leave my house
>heating bill triples

lol

Afraid not, under President Trump's new immigration law only Eastern European models are allowed into the country and our glorious leader, in all his infinite wisdom, has appointed himself under a special FBI commission to inspect each and every model entering the country.

>African American culture!
I have some webm's of that.

Why is Arizona a desert lol??? like nigga plant some grass... lol

What is there to do in Quebec City during winter besides see the Old Town?

>please connect me to a bitch nigga
>be football hating commie
>think people on the east coast use heat in the winter and don't go it cold for the souls that first dwell

Freedom is for equality hating capitalists

Watch out red states!

>tfw my visa expires in 2020

pls dont re-elect him ;_;

lol

Idk, I was talking to some old guy who visited and he says people drive around in convertibles in freezing weather drinking wine

>baseball hating commie thinks I hate football even though he probably doesnt even know who drew bledsoe is

Ive been on this line ages and you connected me to a rude fagball loving cuck

If you tattle and the kid gets in trouble, he and his buddies will jump you after school.

>lol

They sort of do deserve it to be honest.

>Report: CNN/Buzzfeed to Release Damaging New Trump Tape 48 Hours Before Inauguration
>'The Apprentice' out-takes allegedly show president-elect using the n-word
this is going to be fun

Not liking baseball = not having a father

it never happened at my school. Dont know if it was an 70s thing or just a TV cliche
>be commiefornia
>cant leave house without dying of dehydration
>cooling bill triples

>west coast hipster trying to deflect with literally who players that were dead long before he was a twinkle
sorry, our phones connected you to the voice mail message you set
come over here and say that

Dis gonna be gud

100% true

>dehydration
>with rainstorm after rainstorm coming in all winter so far

kek, if you are not a bad hombre you have nothing to fear.

This is the future we chose

>Chucks spear

>GoT apparel in his profile pic
seems about right

Fake news providing more entertainment

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You have to go back.

>LITERALLY doesnt even know who Drew Bledsoe is
>probably doesnt even know why the Patriots would hate the packers

youtu.be/DKSmFvgSRUc

>Everything I don't like is fake news

Basically Trump's modus operandi

Everytime i cross the border i remember all those times i called Obama obongo/nigger on twitter and my palms start to sweat..

Please be real.

Hmmm it seems like your country loves my people culture

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leftism is a mental disorder

>Literally claiming to be old enough to have witnessed NFL pre-Brady

No DRUMPF will be unequivocally BTFO for sure this time! He wont be allowed to become president and we'll get Mike Pence instead or even Rex Tillerson, dont worry!

>CNN/Buzzfeed

fake news

>literally putting words in my mouth
>litterally thinks his opinion one memes is fact
>literally shaking right now
goodnight /cum/

I'll be back when the more, intelectual posters arrive
>LITTERALLY being the "c" in and "a" and "b" conversation

>we'll get Mike Pence
pls god

>bledsoe
>who
Faggot confirmed.

Yes, surly this will finally do him in.

>game of memes profile pic

>leftism is a mental disorder

Conservatives proceed to elect a millionaire celebrity who sprouts word salads and claims to be a man of the people while sitting on a literal golden chair.


Hmmmmmmmmm

>why yes, I started watching the NFL in 2001

>I dont like baseball

keep slobbin

He's been playing since 2000, come on man

>the worst (real) scandals concerning Donald Trump
>tapes of him saying some mean things

>the worst (real) scandals concerning Shillary
>her committing criminal acts and acting in such a way as to endanger national security, including embassy personnel who ended up dying from a terrorist attack

Can someone please explain to me why people are so fixated over the former rather than the latter?

Kek, not really.

WHAT IS HER LAST NAME

youtu.be/Sps9KJqpkOo?t=10

That style of furniture is pretty common.

>claims to be a man of the people while sitting on a literal golden chair.
What if I want to sit on a golden chair

I want someone in office who understands my desires

wew lad

>stop voting for people who make more money than me!

I'd rather have a man who got rich off reality than a woman who got rich off political influence.

People fret over emotions rather than logic

""Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

-John Steinbeck


In other words you're basically a cuck.

Because sticks and stones are social constructs and words are racist

>(((STEIN))) beck

really fires my almonds.

Because the intelligence community is controlled by democrats.

>John Steinbeck

>Kek

Also you can deny all you want but you know it's true

Of course this happens after the election

This site would not exist
Do you really think goot would pay an ISP the extra cash to get a decent bandwidth

>Star Trek episode of Futurama

'bout to get real comfy in here, buds.

>meanwhile america is the wealthiest nation on the earth and the only world super power but people want to become socialist and end up like venezeuala

Fine I'll bite, name specific policies he has specifically promoted and never contradicted himself on. Bonus, prove that his economic policies would actually work for this country and prove why most economists are wrong.

taxpolicycenter.org/publications/analysis-donald-trumps-tax-plan/full

This site wouldn't exist if moots mom wasn't rich and propping it up. It wouldn't exist if some Japanese con man didn't buy it.

I work at panera bread full time and literally everyone is sick except me and two other people.
Is everyone fuckin and catching it like that or am I just super immune?

>exploited proletariat
literally neck yourself

I cannot fucking stand it when I see socialists/trade unionists/commies/etc. who act as if they're entitled to speak in my name just because I'm a worker and part of the "proletariat".

>prove why most economists are wrong.
Because most economists are Jews

Checkmate negro

Economists are wrong all the time.

You're patient zero, quarantine yourself.

You have cancer. Sorry user

>im a simpsons guy

He never once flipped on his position on the legacy media being a bunch of socialist hacks.

>I don't watch the obviously superior Reddit and Morty

>i danced with her like 3 weeks ago
>now after all that time she add me on fb

lol beta women are hilarious

>write me an essay on why you voted for Trump because i'm butthurt he won right now!

seasons 1-4 are goat though

nigga u gay lmao.