Club Kek is open tonight, bitches. Be careful not to slip though, we're cleaning up after Kermit's shooting spree. Here's the deal:
Singles: Leave.
Dubs: You're in.
Trips: Right this way, VIP.
Quads: Holy shit, sorry I didn't notice you earlier, Mr. Club Owner.
69: Put on a good show for us, stripper.
666: THE DARK LORD COMETH! SHOW MERCY!
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Step aside
Fuck off.
moonman in da club, bitch
I-im with the group of people that were in front of me..
What's goin on here
Leave.
Now.
Leave you underage fag, 18+ only.
Not even sure I wanna go into this place. ..
Well, you're in
You never gonna know what's coming from that door huh?
Soup
Here we go.
I HAVE A 4 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH LET ME IN
Yo man mai nigga lemme in homie
Let me in
Roll
K, maybe just a drink or two, scope out the scenery, ty.
Let me in, boss
I think i'm in
Ugh I hate clubs.
Let me in fag
No niggers allowed.
im coming in
Roller roll
LET ME IN!
I'M ON THE V.I.P LIST!
My name's on the list sir
man... fuck your club, going to star my own and we will build a wall to keep your keks out.
Ehh. Id rather go home
Ey, it's me, Vinnie.
This fake ID should work
Roll
rolling thru
Let me in sir
Have you met my friend, George Washington?
Let me in
Let me in, I'm the president of Madigascar
...
im in
Where the bitches at?
Suck your dick to let me in.
Fuck out, singles.
Step aside, kid.
Woop woop woop
Indeed you are good sir
oh shit here come dis boi
Whys that stripper doing the zoidberg?
Hey DJ! Play my jam
real tough guy huh?
just let me in meathead.
get me in
Let me in you fuckin mongroel.
Nice weather, huh?
Looking fine Samuel, keep the good work.
Aight I'm entering bro.
i am going in
Aight
Sorry I was late, had paperwork to do for the club. Boss things.
Thanks
I'll take my usual table
Just coming in
*orlando flashbacks*
I am harambe
Check em, bouncer.
or maybe im not
well, bye
Like I said just coming through
Hows tricks Chrome Dome.
I kek
Let me past
Hey sexy.... Can I join you?
Fucking let me in you bald headed faggot and yeah youre working for free from now on and your wife is gone get BLACKED
Get out my way nigga
In
let me in nigger
Kermit's shooting spree? What have I missed?
fuck you bitch
Roll
I'm Donald Trump, check em and let me in!
>I used to own this place you know!
Roll
This has got to be a mistake. I reserved my spot in advance. Now, either let me past or give me a full refund.
PLENENNNGNN
bitch reroll
reardsdawd
Noice
PLEEEEEENG
roll
rollin rollin rollin
There we go. Smell ya later
lemme in or rrreeeeeeeeeeeee
Sir.
Nope fuxk off sloot
Whelp. Do you know who you are speaking to?
im gonna bomb this shitty club
better go the the orlando club
May I enter?
Is this the salty spitoon?
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
re
Move out of my way, faggot.
Forgot pic
yeah youre fired you fucking normie
'sup
C-can I come in?
What's up my man?
Sup