How?

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buttons underneath for bidet, dryer and ???

Dildo

hello America

is that why all your asses are shit stained?

>underneath
They're just big shell shaped buttons

You obviously press them and then a toilet roll or handwash or dryer comes out of a different hidden compartment

Literally scraping them up your crack like a brickies trowel

they look like safety caps to me

>he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

Automatic butt-wiper?

Why are these sluts topless and laughing? What is this stock image for?

>spread cheeks
>use shells to scrape your butt until no shit remains

i've seen the future, brother; it is murder

>What is this stock image for?

Stock images are an attempt to recreate and catalog every possible scene/situation involving people that could potentially occur in the world across all possible timelines. It's the only explanation for some of them.

Why did anyone reply to this post I laid some great bait here

The way people describe it sounds way less sanitary than toilet paper.
That plus they should be caked in shit. The whole damn bathroom would be.

I mean, come on. What the fuck even is this shit?

Holy shit, I just came from the bathroom (I shat) and I open Sup Forums and the first thing I found is this thread.

What a coincidence!

Captcha: ORLEANS

Wow!

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Oy vey this is going to be murder on my hemorrhoids

This is too stupid. It's the future, toilet paper is better than that.

was it a good shit?

Nice, The Future is truly an underrated album.

What if there are no trees in the future.

A little messy, but yeah, steamy and good looking.

>It's the future

Have you not seen the course humanity has taken the last 20 fucking years? It'll be a wonder if we don't revert back to the stone age due to boundless, self interest, and political correctness.

boundless greed*

I wish this pos was never made, it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Every single time; it gets posted.

Just violate the Verbal Morality Statute

1. RESIDUAL POO MAGNET
2. BUTT SPRAY/CLEANSER
3. BUTT PERFUMER

The story behind it is a bit underwhelming. The writer was stuck for ideas and phoned an exec or something and they happened to be in a bathroom with some shells.

I love this film and wish I could watch a long workprint. Supposedly he meets his daughter and there were loads much scenes that got snipped. She does appear briefly in the sewers scenes, being held by Spartan here apparantly.

These are kind of amazing.

Maybe they're salaried and don't give a fuck. If the photographers only made money on commission they'd probably try a little harder.

The more I look at the cake one, the more I think it's actual art.

It does seem to be some kind of symbolism. But what does it mean?

SNYDERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

It's basically how I feel every morning when I wake up.

try air conditioning

The secret is they are just metal shells to scrape your ass with.

They hurt so much that NO ONE uses them.
>in the future everyone walks around with swamp ass or just holds it until they go home and can shower right after.

They were implemented because of save the trees hippy shit.

They're used like a speculum to dilate and hold open the anal sphincter.
The poop passes through them, never touching the asshole or your ass so there is no need for wiping.

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they act as a guard to prevent splash damage from the bidet. Look at the see shell. It has a hinge near the bottom. Just connect to the desired area and discard when done.

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Washing, drying, and the third flushes the toilet.