If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say as you step out and the whole world is watching on?

If you were the first person on Mars, what would you say as you step out and the whole world is watching on?

Harambe was innocent!

Dubai was liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

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One small step for a man, no steps for women.

BABABOEY!

I would wake up and go back to my shitty life

ayy lmao dude we're martians now

Well, they were right. There aint no party like an S club party.

"so this is where we go to get away from minorities"

we did it, reddit!

oh my sides visited mars and disappeared.

Why does the planet look so unhappy?

Alien lives matter!

Thats one small step for man, one small step fuck her right in the pussy.

"Shit's red as fuck, homie"

Heil Hitler

Time to fuck this planet up

you guys got a shitter or what

Way to dusty here... where did we put the vacuum cleaner Carl?

now wheres the aliens NASA was talking about, i want to fuck all their women.

Where all da mars bitches at!

I Stand atop the God of war, subjugated by mankind our indomitable will and desire to explore.

ใงใ™ใ€‚

Oh.it's all squishy.

N.E.D.M

Fuck off earth niggers we're full. You can crash on mercury if you want

>"We call them niggers. They're your problem now"
>Fly back to Earth
>Earth evolves exponentially

Where's Deja? My loins are ready.

"Get your ass to Mars"

Or

"Give tha people air!"

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...

...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Neil Armstrong took one small step for man over 50 years ago. Now here we are on our neighbor's doorstep.

>And Im taking his newspaper home with me.

Depends on what Disney or Coke told me to say.

"No way wine is better than Pepsi"

Yipee ky-ay motherfucker!

Cant wait to fuck up this planet with democracy.

Hitler did nothing wrong

TODAY BEGINS THE FOURTH REICH

God damn do I gotta piss

This procedural generation sucks Sean.

...

I still wanna kill myself

Quads say this must happen.

Life is simply unfair, don't you think?

Fuck yeah, Quads for the fourth Reich!! It's a sign!!

Where the martian women at? I want me some space pussy.

HREEEESssssssss..sss...ss...s...

Where the white women at

>wait for a message from command
Roger, Roger

Right, 1st thing to do is implement a Red Dust tax.

His palms spaghetti, knees weak arms spaghetti. There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already moms spaghetti. He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti.

I'm not coming back.

"Earth is flat"

hahaha

>wow earth really looks flat from up here

Zozzle

No niggers allowed

to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down. The whole crowd goes spaghetti. He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out. He's chokin' how. E'rybody's jokin' now. Spaghetti's run out. Time's up. Over. Blaow! Snap back to spaghetti. Op there goes spaghetti. Op there goes spaghetti. Blaow! He's so mad but he won't give up spaghetti, better go capture spaghetti and I hope it don't pass him.
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti. It's ready. You better never let it go (go). You only get one spaghetti. Do not miss your chance to blow, 'cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo.

This world is flat...you were all lied to. I see no curvature on the horizon.

"damn it's boring over here."

funny because I do. It's apparent at distances upwards of 15 miles. you should get your eyes checked

Did I leave the iron on?

"These graphics fuckin suck"

"If there's niggers here too I'll be so fucking angry"

Park this in a good spot (hands lander keys to Martian).

ayy lmao

wtf i hate mars now