Be french

>be french
>colonise a desert

>South british Cameroons
>French

Awful colonies waste of space

>be american
>spend billions of dollars to colonize a oxygenless desert

>be fremch
>unironically believe americans care about small deserts

At least there's no niggers on the moon.

Have you checked the dark side of the moon?

there's a reason they call it the dark side

kek

if there's a dark side, how come no one's ever seen it?