Why do people talk about their shitty jobs like it's the coolest thing in the world?

Why do people talk about their shitty jobs like it's the coolest thing in the world?

"Yeah dude I've been working so hard this week, my friend was getting pissed at me because I was just straight up making a ruckus tearing the tiles off a roof. But I was getting work done, you know?"

My friend will enthusiastically tell me about how he takes apart houses at least 3 times when I see him, and he's been acting like he's hot shit lately because he has a happy meal girlfriend and an 11 dollar an hour job? Really nigga? Let's just drink and have a laugh, dude.

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Get out of your basement. Someone working hard is nothing to shit on.

> be this shitty user
> jerk off to traps all day
> go to church with mom and learn fags go to hell
> yell at mom to buy me tendies and orange crush
> sleep the rest of the days
> hurrr durrr this loser talks about work
>grow up. Can't afford a house. Literally a hobo.

absolutely. working is like really grown up and independant and shit. it's not like being a slave and wasting your time and health for somebody else's ass just to get some small donation to not starve to death. nono. absolutely not.

Roofing is pretty fun, you should try it sometime.
How old are you?

Weird, a guy that works for a paycheck doing something of value feels pride in his work.

You should try it, maybe your mom wouldn't feel crushed under the financial burden you create.

>OH NO! IF YOU WORK, THE PEOPLE YOU WORK FOR WILL MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU WAAAA!

Grow up, kid. that's reality, get to work and make something of yourself.

Because deep down, all everyone wants is to inform you how well they are doing at every little retarded thing. People will deny it, but its true, and they are cunts.

Working only becomes a chore when you get married and have to support a family. If you're single, trying out different jobs and learning how to do shit while meeting interesting people is fucking cool. Your friend will know how to roof a house soon. You'll learn cheetohs dust will burn your dickhole if you don't wash hands before masturbating.

Notice how I didn't tell you shit about myself?

I work too, faggots.

Becuase theres no where on earth with 100% paid employment.

even Antarctica has bums.

if you mention you have (any) job, you are usually trolling 5-20% of the locals about their shit lives.

feels good man.

This.

Most people that only talk about their jobs all day usually don't have a hobby to keep them happy enough not to talk about work. It pisses me off too because every day I have to hear about what one of my coworkers did and how they all gathered after work and threw a party like every week. It's really annoying to see how truly miserable people are to only have one topic to discuss.

Yeah, that's what I figured.

Demolition sounds like a great job.

I'd much rather make 11 bucks tearing shit apart and dicking around with my work bros (well, assuming you're in a climate that isn't 110 degrees outside that is) than the 16 I make in IT dealing with retards that think their computer is broken because someone unplugged it.

People tend to try to relate to those they feel are their friends.

You seem to be in a shitty butter mood. I hope this isn't who you are all the time, because that would lower your value in society..

The delusion. .. well you can work and you may like it and you also may be proud of it. but if you turn the fact being enslaved into something everyone should even be happy for, then you cross a line. you are either mad because you actually know what kind of pathetic submissiv bootlicker you are or you are simply so stupid that it hurts. plebs.

I have been in a bit of a limbo lately, and I live in a small town so it's been a bit of a reunion when my friends come to town to kick back, but when all they do is talk about their jobs jobs jobs jobs....jesus man. We're not working right now, are we? I leave for California in like 2 months for work and I'll be making more money than them, but I don't care about that shit, so I never mention it unless they ask me about it.

so there you go user. I explained my butter mood

This

Holy shit you're so autistic it hurts.

Whether people are happy with their jobs or not they will talk about it. They bring it up because most people work, therefore it's relatable.

You see, these people that share work stories and complaints with you aren't trying to make everything your problem, they don't expect you to even care. People just want to communicate and be friendly.

But you have such a shitty outlook or are so painfully autistic that you just see this basically pleasant interaction as a burden and some kind of social sin.

OP here - you're a faggot.

I'm not even OP. I'm just pointing out how idiotic the "get a job you loser" comments here were.

no you

This is only temporary. Some day he'll abandon you like your biological father did, to hang out with the real friends he's made, and he'll talk about his productive day and how much he enjoys life with them

lol, nice one

But you point out you'll make more then them.

What's that make you?

Get a job and take care of yourself. There are ways to feel proud about yourself. Let me break this down for you in a way you'll get it.

It's like when you find a video of a guy fucking a trap up the ass. It's a passable trap so you don't feel like a big fag. Then you time yourself so you cum on your fat belly at the same time as the guy cums in the trap. You know how proud you feel? Working hard is like 10 times a better feeling. But you're not a fag covered in cheetos and cum.

>orange crush
fucking pleb

I'll ask again, how old are you? Mommy isn't going to take care of you forever

>get a job

that's the only thing people like can excrete. your horizont goes not beyond your next paycheck. this little document is your prove that you are a goody-goody slavey. good boy. neatly bending over that your masters can use your butthole. and you even adore those people and thank them for allowing you to be the one they rip-off. you even applyed for this. you are a whore. actually less, a whore at least knows and admits she's a whore. .. but yeah, I'm the faggot. sure.

When you get a job you gain experience
When you gain experience they respect you pay you more and gives you a promotion
When you have enough experience you can open your own business with less risks

I'm 29 currently I wish I understood this when I was 19 I guess is not too late.

I'm 12 and obviously seem to know more about political problems and misconceptions in this world than you.

A human with a job? I'm just saying that if they feel so obliged to blab on about drilling holes and getting fiberglass on their hoodie, I wonder if they ever sit down and not give so much of a shit. I certainly don't. Which is probably why I'm on here with you fucking group of cucks.

> be this user
> can't make a coherent sentence
> tells everyone he's unemployed by choice
> parents pay for his meds each week

>cheetos and cum

kek

hahahaha. okay. get a promotion. sure. because quality and hard work matters. people will appreciate. and then you get a promotion. absolutely. you know how shit works. obviously. this is how the world works.
... you're living in a dream-world, boy.

Let me guess, your either communists lazy too stupid to be competitive butthurt who got fired and nobody wants to hire, or you are an African American.

Either way please kindly leave this thread and let the adults talk "movie gansta"

Been promoted 3 times you fucking retard oh and I always enjoy "letting go" delusional fucks like you.

oh. racistic prejudgemets. yes, yes .. I slowly get what kind of people you are ...

and ofc this makes your arguments valid. all of a sudden. remarkable dialectics, dude.

congratulations. promoted three times. wow. this is incredible. you are like a super-hero. ... strange that it does not feel like this, aye? .. strange right? .. sheep.

tell me about you mummy and daddas jobs...
you know, the ones that bought all the shiny electronics you use daily.

tell me about those gay jobs

Let me guess, you're going to make America Great Again with that sentence structure.

Let me guess, you're still upset the seventy year old man didn't get nominated so you constantly worry you will have to get a job?

Because even the twat will make you get a job, and you know this.

ah I see, your parents have been slaves and so are you now and because of this being a slave is the only valid form of existence.
but dude, I've got news for you: there is a world outside of what your parents or collegs or friends think. the world is more complex than the get-a-job-"wisdom" of your daddy. there are connections. there is history. and in the end you are a slave who does not even want to admit. ok .. but why should I be like you? .. u know, I'm not stupid and so aren't my parents and my social environment. .. there are people different from you. believe it or not.

what's a happy meal girlfriend?

...

Your obviously not understanding how shits,

Who's gonna pay for your food, roof, electricity, transportation, clothes and wifi for your claim your wifu threads?? Your mother?
1. Suck cocks for 5$
2. Get a fucking job.

What the fuck is a colleg?

and what the fuck have you done to be a productive member of society and not a waste of space hmm?

when you stick your dick in the fries and make poutine

Rather be a successful sheep than the retarded one that gets eaten wolves.

yeeesss. now we get slowly to the core. implicitness of the status quo. things are like this because they are like this. great. your level of reflective thinking is marvelous.
but: consider things don't have to remain like they were. wow. stunning right? yes, even something being so for centuries don't necessarrily need to remain. no? .. well maybe to complicated for you.
because you know the truth: who's gonna pay for [insert hurrdurr here]? right. WHO? ... idiot. that's nor the question. who gives you something? and why? and based on what legitimation? .. try to think about this (without gettin headache please).

Roofs have shingles, not tiles you stupid fuck

loooool. hilarious. please define productive member. who is one? you? because what? because you assemble advertising gifts in a factory? is this useful? why? for whom? who decides this? based on what? ...yes? got it? ahhh? no! not because "it's just like that". try to think.

>lives with mom
>literally a hobo
>mfw
Youre either a child a nigger or a retard and you should fuck right off you dirty slut

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Learn how to type and come back. You write like a moron. Are you 15?

There are tile roofs as well you even stupider fuck.

No shit man you are sooo brilliant #occupywallstreet or selling cocaine?

right. the wolf. this is what you afraid of. better not leave the group of sheeps. there maybe a wolf. uhhh. spooky. ... well, the idiots never die off .. better believe everything they tell you ;^)

You straight mad because you work at Sketchers, fuck outa here.

huehue. oh you now a buzz-word: wallstreet. that is something you heard of. "maybe wallstreet is the problem" ... how far you developed in your 29 years. .. sooo far. impressive.

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if you are above this line you getting trolled hard.

There are people who legitimately think like the OP though, even if he is a faggot troll

so then below it's safe. :]

yes, and you spotted the difference: they >think

You are boring, do everyone a favor and drink bleach.

The work consumes about half of their time (wake up early and prepare for a day, commuting forth and back, actual working hours, meeting co-workers outside of work) so it is kinda natural that it is half of what they want to talk about, either complaining, meditating or praising.

Yeah man they definitely "think". Thinking of some straight dumb shit

Prove it you fucking faggot

I'm surprised you have the internet access to be able to post that retarded dribble.

I know your little brain is quickly bored. that's a pity. so numb that only horrible accidents and suicid acts may provoce a little rest of what could be called a reaction.
you are deep in the machine dude. dead man walking.

I kinda get what you mean, You and your friend are probably going to not be friends very long.

still better than not think at all.

Some people actually enjoy their jobs and there's nothing wrong with it.

You should be happy for your friend and also have the balls to tell him that you don't wanna hear more bullshit about his job

This is the funniest thread I've read in a while

yes? why? are you a little handicapped mentally? or why the lack of imagination capability?

You fucking retard learn how to read greentext. He's not talking about himself

It's the only way to avoid becoming depressed or Beta.

If you aren't happy or proud of what you are then you are nothing.

At least he has a job and pays taxes instead of collect welfare from actual working class citizens. Stfu OP

english is my third language. i guess for this it's pretty good. shame on you for being superfical and a pain in the ass.

Listen you retarded underage you aren't some profound thinker. You reached the point in puberty where you thought up what literally every other faggot already knows. But being a hippie isn't going to feed you, repair roadways, or keep the internet running for dank memeage. Nor are you or any of the thousands of nonunified factions present in modern society going to make a drastic difference in a short time.

Maybe he really loves his job ya douche. To some people the joy of the job outweighs the compensation. I worked in demolition and it's fun, getting to drive dozers through houses? I'd do it for free.

You're right, the world is capable of change at any given moment. We could all be living in some socialist star-trek like utopia right now if everyone on this world wished it to be so, but thats not the case. Most people do not share your opinions whether it be for better or worse. You're an outsider in this society, and to live here you need some source of income because your parents are going to die some day and wont be able to support you. Either make a product worth selling and be your own damned boss or get a job like everyone else. The world isn't some intellectual thought experiment, its happening all around you and you're so stuck in your delusions you're missing out on it.

TLDR; Get off your ass and go outside.

Waiting on OP's philosophical reply to this

But first, let me check my quads

i understand that you gave up fast. it's not for everyone. but there are peolple stronger than you. you should be happy about them existing. the world would be a horrible place if everybody would be as weak as you.

Some people do have kickass jobs. The Illuminatuses keep those for themselves tho

what is a happy meal girlfriend, and explain how one obtains such a thing.

your statement is okay. you are not stupid. finally. thanks for the advise, but I got my shit running.

Are you an self rightous athiest, transgender, furry as well?

It's a made up term for OP's salty ass

I work a shirty job, but I'm proud because I'm the best at it. Some of us take prride in our work, even when its got shirty pay.

This right here

not , but...

no, I'm only a gnostic heteroflexible cis. and i'm a little bit ashamed of my level of "normalness".

i think it means a bitch you'd be able to fuck for a micky d's happy meal

Seems like he was just trying to make a point. Working doesn't make you "cool". It's just a thing we do to aquire currency to pay bills and put food on the table. Everyone seems to make it a dick measuring contest and and take too much pride in it. Which I guess they would rather do than admit to themselves there's tons of other things they would like to be doing with their time. You see it more in the young people who just recently started working. Having a career that you actually enjoy and feel at home in, would be a different story.

Idk but I'll take 7 plz

Tendies?