WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS IN THE CAR

WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS IN THE CAR

GET ON THE GROUND
I SAID GET ON THE GROUND

*COCKS GUN*

no dubs here officer

Okay!! O- okay, okay, I'm complying, okay... just let me grab something-real-quick- CHECKEM MOTHERFUCKER

oh shit looks like I have dubs

I have no dubs officer.

FUCK DA POLICE

No dubs here, carry on officer.

I'm FBI, badge on hand, holster this gun before I file you.

No gogaine officer, just botato flours :DDDDDDD

dude that wasnt there man, you musta planted dat shit

i am innocent.

You can check my car sir, I don't have any dubs.

buiLLSHIT

No dubs here officer :^)

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No dubs.

I legally obtained these dubs. I dindu nuffin

OH GOD I SWEAR I DONT HAVE DUBS AND ALSO the fat man flies at midnight

What is dubs?

whatever

Just gonna reach in my glovebox

DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER

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Check these illegal triples

Ayyo hol up I dindu nuffin nigga

Dub lives matter

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Officer, you've got the wrong guy

repeating digits, dont shoot

get it

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check em but you probably can't handle em if you were only expecting dubs...

I don't, and you have no reason to suspect that I might. Why are you pointing a gun at me? Dubs aren't a weapon, they're not dangerous. Even if I did have them this behavior is highly inappropriate. Give me my speeding ticket and your badge number so I can go on about my day, or arrest me for dubs you won't find and you'll be hearing from my lawyer... he's jewish.

Puts hands in the air*
Fml

Trips kills the pig
Quads tortures it to death by skullfuck

I ain't got no dubs mon

no way

Singles

dubs lives matter

WE GOT A LIAR OVER HERE I SEE YOUR DOUBLE DUBS RIGHT THERE. ON THE GROUND NOW!

ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK! I SAID LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! You're now dead.

criminal as fuck

I am a white man. Nothing illegal going on here

Those are my buddies dubs, I swear

Is there a problem officer?

PLEASE DON'T CHECK FOR DUBS! I BEG YOU!

SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Now tell us what you're doing on this side of town.. SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Dead again. Don't worry..Sup Forums lives matter.

I'm the king of the trap

do something

Oh hail

Fuck you!
You ain't gettin my dubs, piggy!

No dubs here officer, I assure you.

THESE ARENT DUBS, THESE ARE TRIPS

Oh hey Mr. Smith. Sorry for bothering you tonight, you were just driving a little fast. See ya at bowling league Wednesday night?

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i'm keepin my shit nigga

aw snap

Wow officer I only have singles just check em- I mean it!

I think I can get away.
Lower Wanted Level
Takes one star off of your wanted level
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left

COCK THIS!

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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Fo shizzle wizzle migglin mo nizzle
these dubs aint mizzle

I promise I'm not as think as you dubs I am

does it look like I have dubs ?

These aren't dubs

OK take them you fucking pig son of a bitch bastard bich

I DONT HAVE ANYTHING OFFICER

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HOLY SHIT THAT ORDER CHECKED

No dubs here, officer.

I kill cops for fun!

Kys

N-no dubs here, d-dont shoot I h-h-hate cool aid n-n-iggers

I'm white.

YOU'RE BEING RECORDED ASSHOLE

DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT? AM I BEING ARRESTED? AM I FREE TO GO? YOUHAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING FAST I'M GOING TO FUCKING SUE YOUR FUCKING ASS

U R DOING THIS CUZ I"M BLAAAK

Unzip your pants and hold that gun to my head while i suck your ham roll

*cocks dick*

check 'em officer

JOKES ON YOU MR LAW MAN

black lives matter dont shoot me i iz a good boy

No dubs here.

No dubs here, just battletoads.

Do something fgt

Hemnesy

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Oh shit checkem

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officer I am sorry but I don't have the dubs I swear

I don't have dubs officer

no dubs here officer

no dubberinos

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He's not in trouble, it's not dubs

Now why would a respectable citizen such as myself be in possession of such lowly things as duplicates, or whatever the kids call them these days.....

i dindu nuffin

Ninja dust!

The guy behind me has dubs

No dubs here, may I go know?

Check em i dont give a fuck