WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS IN THE CAR
GET ON THE GROUND
I SAID GET ON THE GROUND
*COCKS GUN*
WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS IN THE CAR
GET ON THE GROUND
I SAID GET ON THE GROUND
*COCKS GUN*
no dubs here officer
Okay!! O- okay, okay, I'm complying, okay... just let me grab something-real-quick- CHECKEM MOTHERFUCKER
oh shit looks like I have dubs
I have no dubs officer.
FUCK DA POLICE
No dubs here, carry on officer.
I'm FBI, badge on hand, holster this gun before I file you.
No gogaine officer, just botato flours :DDDDDDD
dude that wasnt there man, you musta planted dat shit
i am innocent.
You can check my car sir, I don't have any dubs.
buiLLSHIT
No dubs here officer :^)
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No dubs.
I legally obtained these dubs. I dindu nuffin
OH GOD I SWEAR I DONT HAVE DUBS AND ALSO the fat man flies at midnight
What is dubs?
whatever
Just gonna reach in my glovebox
DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER
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Check these illegal triples
Ayyo hol up I dindu nuffin nigga
Dub lives matter
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Officer, you've got the wrong guy
repeating digits, dont shoot
get it
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check em but you probably can't handle em if you were only expecting dubs...
I don't, and you have no reason to suspect that I might. Why are you pointing a gun at me? Dubs aren't a weapon, they're not dangerous. Even if I did have them this behavior is highly inappropriate. Give me my speeding ticket and your badge number so I can go on about my day, or arrest me for dubs you won't find and you'll be hearing from my lawyer... he's jewish.
Puts hands in the air*
Fml
Trips kills the pig
Quads tortures it to death by skullfuck
I ain't got no dubs mon
no way
Singles
dubs lives matter
WE GOT A LIAR OVER HERE I SEE YOUR DOUBLE DUBS RIGHT THERE. ON THE GROUND NOW!
ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK! I SAID LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! You're now dead.
criminal as fuck
I am a white man. Nothing illegal going on here
Those are my buddies dubs, I swear
Is there a problem officer?
PLEASE DON'T CHECK FOR DUBS! I BEG YOU!
SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Now tell us what you're doing on this side of town.. SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Dead again. Don't worry..Sup Forums lives matter.
I'm the king of the trap
do something
Oh hail
Fuck you!
You ain't gettin my dubs, piggy!
No dubs here officer, I assure you.
THESE ARENT DUBS, THESE ARE TRIPS
Oh hey Mr. Smith. Sorry for bothering you tonight, you were just driving a little fast. See ya at bowling league Wednesday night?
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i'm keepin my shit nigga
aw snap
Wow officer I only have singles just check em- I mean it!
I think I can get away.
Lower Wanted Level
Takes one star off of your wanted level
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left
COCK THIS!
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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Fo shizzle wizzle migglin mo nizzle
these dubs aint mizzle
I promise I'm not as think as you dubs I am
does it look like I have dubs ?
These aren't dubs
OK take them you fucking pig son of a bitch bastard bich
I DONT HAVE ANYTHING OFFICER
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HOLY SHIT THAT ORDER CHECKED
No dubs here, officer.
I kill cops for fun!
Kys
N-no dubs here, d-dont shoot I h-h-hate cool aid n-n-iggers
I'm white.
YOU'RE BEING RECORDED ASSHOLE
DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT? AM I BEING ARRESTED? AM I FREE TO GO? YOUHAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING FAST I'M GOING TO FUCKING SUE YOUR FUCKING ASS
U R DOING THIS CUZ I"M BLAAAK
Unzip your pants and hold that gun to my head while i suck your ham roll
*cocks dick*
check 'em officer
JOKES ON YOU MR LAW MAN
black lives matter dont shoot me i iz a good boy
No dubs here.
No dubs here, just battletoads.
Do something fgt
Hemnesy
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Oh shit checkem
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officer I am sorry but I don't have the dubs I swear
I don't have dubs officer
no dubs here officer
no dubberinos
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He's not in trouble, it's not dubs
Now why would a respectable citizen such as myself be in possession of such lowly things as duplicates, or whatever the kids call them these days.....
i dindu nuffin
Ninja dust!
The guy behind me has dubs
No dubs here, may I go know?
Check em i dont give a fuck