If you are a VIRGIN over 21 you are subhuman

If you are a VIRGIN over 21 you are subhuman.

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or if you're a nigger, virginity status notwithstanding

nibi give me your virginity

I would pay for that porno

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Kill yourselves

Good morning, how are you today?

I got nothing done today.

it's not super consistent

I take extra days off/switch with coworkers regularly

\hug

ilu nibbles

Phew. Lost mine a month before I turned 21

all because of me?...

Avery quick, meet me in that one place I need help not being a subhuman.

Bring your sister, she is more important to the occasion.

Yes, I was expecting you to wake me up, and you didn't.

I am there

she left for ohio hours ago

Oh in that case I don't need you.

How many hours?

fuck. it was an honest mistake. i have failed you

which one, though

o-oh

about 4

Pretty good. Few days off work. Sleeps been messed up but otherwise very good

Oh okay

Do you get bonus rates on weekends?

You get one more chance. Tomorrow, same time.

About four as in less than, but almost, or a little more than?

My sleep is pretty messed up too.
I blame a certain someone who insists on staying up until 5 am every night.
Has work been going well, are you successfully not a cripple?

ha ha no

the bonus is that I don't have to work as long

one of those for sure

i will try! i will make you proud dad!

I'd like to fuck a woman but I'm too socially retarded to make relationships

o n e n i g h t s t a n d s

Or do you mean about four, but actually closer to five?

Dad?

no

definitely not that

I'm not trusting enough to go to someone else's house all willy nilly

y-yes

They have paid services for that, ya know

which one? how many did i have

Dealing with people socially is hard.

>ha ha no
Weak

Yeah I am mostly not a cripple now, it's great

well, it was easier on campus, I guess

Do you mean five?

Oh.

scales also has the 'tism

you have two, like everyone

suck my dick

:3

>Dealing with people socially is hard
Yes I have a social function to go to tomorrow that I am not looking forward to.
Being a not-cripple is great. I played sports last weekend for the first time since my surgery and it was great.

doesn't bother me too much

mainly cuz I never do anything socially anyway

that doesn't help either I suppose

o-okay

I don't need a pussy to lose my virginty faggot

Hmm.

with my luck it'd be a police sting

not for me i guess

The main problem is I don't know how to develop friendships

neither do I, people just love me for some reason

this

like how do you talk to someone you don't know
it baffles me

I got 186 meters if anyone would like to confirm.

Fucking trig substitution à la con.

Nobody loves you.

Assuming it's approaching the line perpendicularly of course.

>it's
fucking dropped

Oh that is fantastic
I'm still having some leg issues, but I am doing swimming

Yeah that is fair
Since my job is 10x busier on a weekend, I would flip my shit if I didn't get paid extra.

Kitty, I can't stop hiccuping.

>Dealing with people socially is hard.
they had me start working headseat on drivethrough and literally first car sounded like an indian guy fresh off the plane.
kill me

I came here looking for porn
and all I find is shit chat

its going to last forever

that is a nice image

say hi

I had a whole talk with someone just after the plane from chicago to san fransisco about music and it was great

Not as much as you do, that's for sure

I should stop swimming again, I have not been getting as much exercise as I was before my surgery and it is starting to show.

741 days and I'm subhuman tier.

Bitch

>not even 19
somehow I think you're fine

oh mine is less busy if anything

the only time there's a lot of activity is the first week of the month when rent is due

th-thanks you too

if you like...

holy shit I meant start

I don't love you, you waste of time.

Why did Tommy get whacked?

is it bad that I've been playing minecraft on and off for a few years and still can never remember how to make a fence

I thought the same when I was 16,
four years have passed.

youtube.com/watch?v=GS9iHP1X-as

I wanna beat the fuck outta you, fuc kyou.

Talking to people is easy as long as there's SOME kind of icebreaker

The front-side kind.

Kinky

>Talking to people is easy as long as there's SOME kind of icebreaker
it's just about finding the in
and more importantly recognizing it

isn't it just like six sticks in two rows

SF is a waste of time. Useless nigger.

that's fine

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I'm not clicking that link I'm already listening to music.

naw its two sticks on the left and right side (bottom middle) and two wood blocks in the middle row bottom middle.

Eat shit.

do not be rude

A big part of it is that a large portion of people my age are so... immature? I just can't connect with them.

off the top of my head isn't it
XXX
XXX

close enough

Go fuck yourself katia.

really the title was the relevant part

he's on his period a little bit

>people my age
scales you're an adult

and here's the terrifying thing
they're not going to get better

I didn't read the title. I saw it was a link and just skipped over it.

ok I'm gonna go to bed now

night friends

How do I find the 2% that aren't complete shitbags? And get over my crippling anxiety and trust issues? I don't even want to give out my name to anyone out of fear of repercussions.

Want to cut katia up and feet him to Muslims as "Halal Beef".

Stop swimming?

Yeah I've put on weight. I need to stop eating fried chicken

I hate you

nitenite

your Sup Forums doesn't automatically turn display youtube links as the titles? is this 2010?

>the 2% that aren't complete shitbags?
most people are not complete shitbags, you're better at recognizing negatives in them than positives probably because of the crippling anxiety and trust issues so you conceive of them as complete shitbags

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Most people aren't complete shitbags.

Just minor shitbags

That makes sense

It does, but I see it was a link and chose to not read it and instead ignore it.

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I'm impressed by people like you whose eyes manage to just ignore text so swiftly.

I can't really get you over the anxiety though.