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Failed trolls edition

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voddy down the hatch, 'cetamol up the shitpipe

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pound dollar parity today

test

*blocks your path*

What do you think lads?

Doing a viewing later.

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>sister's new bf is named Adebayo


Is there any chance he's white?

>flatmate asks me if i'll be in for the tradesman at 9:30 because he has to go to work
>9:30, i let him in
>he needs to work in flatmate's room
>flatmate has locked his room

nice job idiot

Is the risk of lying on your resumé greater than the reward?

nursing a thought

DYING
soon you will know my pain

To hazard a guess, your ISP has assigned you to an IP pool which is similar enough to an American one according to Sup Forums.

kick the door down or do what I do and use your pistol to shoot the lock

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh... nothin personell.. kid....

No but Nigerians are alright lad.

t. Nigerian

Do you guys usually lock your room doors when you're not home?

>be me
>adam sandler
>make movies
>jack and jill
>low ratings by my countless sex slaves
>fuckingwhat.gif
>talk to the elder gods of holleywood
>only way to ever be noticed again is to eat foreskins
>fuckit.jpeg
>next movie screening
>be walking in
>ate atleast 94 foreskins
>have frown on face
>Eventually eat foreskins as a pasttime
>to please the eldergods i eat the holy foreskin every second of every day like they are fucking potato chips
>Elder gods get angry with me because i am eating all of their foreskins
>one day eat too many foreskins
>ascend into godly
>i now control all of Hollywood
>all the actors have to please me with their bodies and their foreskins now
>eventually rule earth and all of the world leaders are now foreskin deliverers

loops pretty nice but why 4 bedrooms? do you really need that much space if you're alone?

right now I'm deciding if I should get a studio or a two-room apt

0%, you're going to have to kill him user

Woah....

dumb cunt gf is being a dumb cunt gf

>tfw had sliding doors which opened noiselessly and couldn't be locked growing up

It was horrible lads.

My mum NEVER learned to knock.

might have finger blasted a girl and grabbed her tits and arse and shit. didn't cum and we barely kissed.

does this count as cheating on the gf?

green letters

Sometimes

I'm neurotic enough that I have to do it just for peace of mind

unironically sleep with my pistol under my pillow like im james bond haha

I had sex a few times with a girl who has a boyfriend. Am I in the clear morally?

The wife and sons (one and three years old) plus a guest room.

Hope all you lads have your foreskin

Would you feel it was cheating if she wanked a lad and felt him up and kissed him just a bit?

no because its all role-playing anyway. including the gf part.

i'd say so, although my ex gf considered long conversation cheating

That's really odd

You think your housemates are going to go snooping in your room? You don't trust them?

yeah mate
*whips it out as proof*
*does a few windmills*

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>tfw only got 2 (You)s for this bait

On Sup Forums last week I got about 15 replies I'm the first minute

Okie. Can I resolve it? Cheeky router refresh maybe?

*posts using 4G*

good post
bad post

>gf tells me she thinks someone broke into her house because she heard the front door open
>nearly 4 in the morning
>texting making sure she's okay, she's responding
>calls me, i don't answer because i'm taking a shit
>come back 3 minutes later and no response
>been 20 minutes and no response
either she's a dumb cunt or she's dead. either way i now have to consider driving to her house while i'm in my cum filled Sup Forums underpants to check on her. i'm bringing my goddamn mosin m44 with me

You know it is mate. Imagine if she jerked some cunt off and "barely kissed" him.

Just found out people in Mexico and Europe can buy medical grade testosterone over the counter

What the fuck that's not fair!!!

abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/07/man-wakes-to-discovers-he-shot-himself-in-his-sleep/

funny thing is i didn't even know about this before hand. I just figured if I searched "American shoots self in sleep" at least one case would come up.

So how are going to deal with the muslamic infidels lads?

then it sounds like a god buy, I'd take it

nice big yard (bigger than mine) and a lot of space.

Only lived here for about two weeks

I guess it's fine

(You)s from Sup Forums don't count

yeah i imagine loadsdo

steroids are legal in the uk

here we are stuck doing things the old fasioned way

better start with the testicle massages and peach baths

fug

not sure what I should do 2bh, don't really feel like I've cheated and don't really fancy telling her.

juicing is never worth it

I did not know this

Very murrican get

>70031751
dumb phoneposter

Watching Transgender Kids: Who Knows Best? on BBC

yeah my bait on /lgbt/ barely gets anything

gotta be more subtle I guess

miss my days of sixth form

was thinking about watching that

do nothing
it doesn't matter what you do
you're your own man and everything you do is for the betterment of your own existence.

guilt is a christian disease

>trusting zucker
That doc is entirely discredited by the entire medical field.

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Maybe, if does in fact change your IP there's no way of knowing if it'll be different enough to make a difference.

a low dose of testosterone will literally make you feel significantly better and you'll get great gains too

no need to go full bodybuilder or powerlifter dosage unless you desire to be such

Kept getting the urge to whip mily willy out and start playing what it at work yesterday lads

Currently feeling an urge to smack my front teeth down on some concrete for some reason

Need help

>Mexicans literally sell anabolic steroids over the counter

WHY AREN'T THEY SUPERHUMANS YET

i want to do my fucking life over

Work in 15 mins. Haven't had breakfast. Fuck sake.

Alri thailad

As long as it doesn't turn me gay I'll enjoy being American for a bit

ty for help =]

anyone else have no degree and working a shitty minimum wage job

think of the ammo0unt of disgu8sting fatty food they eat and their subhuman mongrel genetics

the reason its illegal here is because we would become too powerful

jump fifty Mounties in a single bound

Best way to resist temptation is to succumb to it. Go taste the pavement, user.

I'll help...

*kmocks your teeth in and then stomps your face into the pavement*

Evens i go back to school for masters

Odds i keep learning coding

nah didn't hang out with the chavs at the back of the class in school so I went to uni and got a good degree.

i literally never eat breakfast

They also sell benzos over the counter

Would seriously consider a move to a border town if there wasn't a risk of being kidnapped and held for ransom

:)

>The wife and sons (one and three years old)
wew

how old are you/how much do you make lad?

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I talk to myself regularly

to the point where it can become an issue when I start whispering to myself in public and don't realise how loud I am.

I don't either I'm just not hungry at all until a few hours after I've been awake

What's his theory

runt

literally cannot resist the urge to take a swig of the lea and perrin's every time I take it out of the fridge

All the great innovators were rejected by their peers. When Darren Gooligong invented the returning boomerang, his peers laughed at him. Now he's a millionaire. Who's laughing now?

deleted the normiebook app off my mobile

roughly 6000 messages with some slag

may have made a mistake at some point

at least I got sex out of it

I'll be 31 in June and will be getting £74k pre-tax starting in March. That's why we're moving to London.

Wife is 25 and isn't working at the moment (kids). We're going for a third at some point tbqh, she really wants a daughter.

Its not his theory its his practices. Essentially tried to force kids to act strictly like their birth gender and claiming its all a phase even when the rest of the medical field disagreed. Got discharged from the clinic he worked at because of his practices.

Theres a difference between an innovator and someone who got kicked out of their field.

Lads need a gf to take to hockey games

>tfw flatmates heard me talking to myself

Eddie Mabo

Don't tell her. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. You will get over it to

Same

thairad?

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fuck off normalshit

Did you watch Capitals Pens earlier?

One of the most action packed games I've ever watched desu it felt like a Stanley Cup final in terms of not only the gameplay but also the atmosphere in the building the crowd was going absolutely mental the entire time