>be polish
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Be polish
Lol
LoLand BTFO
poo
Meet Czyczyczyczyczyczyczy my friend from Bolan
STOP BULLYING POLAN. THEY'RE GREAT FRIENDS.
>parents, meet my new girlfriend - borcsh smetana
>Be me
>Töpöpöpööpölsprölölölöääöäölölälälälå
itsz a me, Mariusz
>be japanese
>get nuked
can't make this shit up
Oh Kurwa this is like another Holocauszszszszszt!
>be russia
>not get nuked
>be a shithole anyway
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA
>be me
>like nigga that's hella cool dude *shart*
>he thinks he have more golden grins than I do
>be russia
>not get nuked
>nuke yourself
You literally can't make this shit up
HUH!
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>be russia
>live here
Commie blocks look really comfy though desu, I would love to sniff glue in that closest building with my qt russki gf while we look at the stars through the roof and cuddle each other for warmth.
;__;
>Be Polish
>Live in Vistulaland
>be Poland
>be the best European country
how can other europeans even compete?
>you will never skip school with your russki bydlo gf and empty a bottle of vodka when 13 in some shitty park on a bench
>you will never have a carpet on your wall
>you will never have a dashcam
>you will never fight your scum relatives in a wedding
>you will never hate chechens
>you will never crack video games and create mods
>you will never hate and love the west at the same time
>you will never hate and love russia at the same time
>you will never fuck natasha, tanya, anastasia and tatyana.
>no russian soul
>no motherland
These feels...
Dziękuję :3
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for me this is easy to pronounce
>be russia
>blow up chernobyl
>hide it
>norway notices high radiation level and asks you wtf you did again
>admit you blew up your own station
>be Japanese
>NIP NONG CHING CHONG BING BONG RING RONG WANG CHAN BANG PAN TANG AI ROBBU AMERIKKA
axaxaxxaxaxxa
how do you pronounce it?