ITT : unnecessary scenes

ITT : unnecessary scenes

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Opening scene to TDKR

>I'm totally not 30 guys!

Who cares. she's hot.

I wouldln't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

FRIDGE

...

I would I don't want fucking crumbs in the bed

Every one of these 4th wall breaking scenes was retarded in that movie and makes me think they either set out to knock off Wolf of Wall Street then gave up half way through or they finished the movie, realised they hadn't explained shit to the audience and this was the best thing they could think of.

It was necessary for my dick.

This

They were a cheap way of cueing in the masses that they were watching a different and interesting movie. Viewers need something to pique their interest and McKay along with the writers used this cheap device not only as exposition but as a way to shake up the viewing experience. Here's Bane to explain...

Agreed, all those scenes were cringey as fuck, and the movie overall was shit. Can't believe i wasted my time watching it.

BANE?

More like they had a script for a story that would have been better as a documentary because there was a lot of technical info to give to the audience. But they know documentaries don't gross much at the box office, and had a star-studded cast, so they added "le quirky exposition" scenes so popcorn eaters would perk up and pay attention to boring financial shit

>this was attractive 20 years ago

Disgusting...

Other than swimsuits, what's up with underwears with up high waist back in the 90's?

FPBP

Try 30

Actually true i guess

How? It is important to the plot of Joker taking the Mob's money

Also every sex scene ever

That pond looks sick dude and I;m from the country, enjoy leeches

great body... but for some reason that swimsuit ruins it for me.

Like when Margot Robbie was born?

33 years ago

High waists make women's legs look longer, the waist wider, and the hips wider. Hormonal normal men find narrow waists, wider hips, and long legs attractive.

DELETE THIS

Men nowadays dont care about long legs.

>TDKR
>The Dark Knight Rises
>RISES

And you thought you were in charge...

she was born in 1991

it's a shame

i'm so fucking triggered right now.

how in the fuck

what the fuck
holy shit

i'm so fucking mad, the bikini is hot as fuck.

Margot pls go

whoops i made such a huge mistake
off by one year

Checked

Man wish I had dubs

I like how her page has been locked to prevent "vandalism"

...

urgh god, what am i doing with my life.

i've heard her parents are fabulously wealthy.

MODS

i kind of felt the same way when i found out about how old she was

i thought she was older but shes only a year and a half younger than me

tell me why she looks like she's 35 tho

...

cigarettes and k'kane
shes obviously a lush too

this is like the integral scene in the movie. when she found out he was lying about his circumstances, it gave her the idea to re question william h macy which basically sets everything into motion.

come on son

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Hothead

>that water-canteen going into the water

MALARRRIAAAA

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Bullshit, have you seen the sex objects in media?

This generation is all ass and legs, tits are so 90's

*Fade in*

Scene:
We see a dark lit room, poorly arranged and cramped and also filled with precariously set dishes which give on crusty if not dusty, desks and wardrobes.

*user sits at his desk laughing at stale memes when an alien pops behind him

Alien:
>Hello, sit, I understand you may be experiencing fear due to the stigma revolving Aliens, but rest assured, we do different testing. Currently you've been chosen systematically to aid in developing a sex bot, one in the likes of Margot Robbie, our research indicates that she is at the moment high in your celebrity hierarc-...charts. Of course this is completely voluntary, you may decline this offer by galactic code of WOIJs830 )#8)-3840.

Pleb
>You..want me to fuck le fridge.

Alien
>Fridge? Ahh...i see, you've equated your distaste for this females body with a fridge, simultaneously indicating indicating and volume. Its statistically odd for us to have anomalies like you. Our cumulative research indicates any virgin teenage boy, who spends most of his time on Sup Forums and porn would accept such testing ventures.

Pleb
>uh wa- wai- **chokes on the pizza he was eating alone***

Aliens-
Don't worry sir, we'll part immediately.

*alien disappears*
Pan out to Pleb crying while eating pizza, know he missed his chance. Fade out. Fin