How do I get laid? I'm a jobless virgin, and I really want to fuck someone...

How do I get laid? I'm a jobless virgin, and I really want to fuck someone. I really wish I could start a relationship with someone, but I'm too nervous, and I think I'll either take it too slow, or take it too fast.

I am 20

Let's see a photo of you

No

Best advice there is is to stop caring. Getting laid isn't worth making yourself feel like shit. It'll happen if it happens, and if it doesn't que sera, sera.

Okay, but if I see it ever again, I'll kill you

guys i found OP

Get a trap
Traps are easy

This one, I'd love it to become a meme

fuck off newfag

Please me into meme

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My name is pepe

The best way would be to post on Sup Forums and socialise on forums with other degenerates and have 0% chance of human interaction....
Sup Forums posting is best way to get advice about loosing virginity and a great place to meet girls in your area....
Keep posting and it will happen.

I've been here for a while

one more chance user

then just an hero

Are you ugly and fat?
Not being those things usually helps.
Try tinder. I shit you not, it works.

You mean what

Stop hijacking my thread

>jobless
there's your problem.

its fuckin solider from TF2

Must defend the briefcase!!!!!!!

Is the military a good job? I'm serious

>Shave
>Hair cut
>Exercise

You can make up for the lack of job with aesthetics of which you have none.

With that paedo facial hair you're getting nowhere.

This is a much older picture from 2014. I had actually never shaved before then because my parents wouldn't even let me see a razor

Now I shave weekly, at the most

not really unless you like being organised and sticking to a strict schedule

get a job? It's not hard? are you a tard? become a welder, ez 6 figures 2 years into working with a 6 month training period provided you're willing to move.

also, everyone is exactly as insecure as you are, most people are just able to fake it. In addition, zero people will ever give a shit about you, nobody is watching you in public unless you make a massive scene and thus nobody really gives a shit. Get out of your head.

I've been looking for more than a year. I've been looking since Fallout 4 was announced. Every single time the person says "we're not hiring", but I still give them an app, and have recently been passing around resumes like blunts.

Love that.

this is what the hearth fire DLC is to me
feel free to save it dovahkiin

I'd make this kind of art, but I have trouble even drawing a man with blocky scenery. I'm working on getting better, even trying cartooning my characters

I have shitloads of ideas for Oblivion

Then picture is irrelevant.

Do you lift, or otherwise exercise?

well good luck in your drawing endeavors