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chinks are cute

pertalite

ching! chong! ching! chong! the sound of sword fighting

youre gay

>44
>Chinks confirmed dead this chinese new year

>i know what gong xi fa cai means without Google
Fugg we chink'd so hard.

I thought Vietnam is Chinese

I'm triggered
moods get rid of this

why is this allowed?

Gib angpao pls

Nope we are just chink'd to an unbelievable level.

are you the one posting

SINK
THE
CHINKS

on/pol/

If so Im a fan of your work

>last years chinese new year
>got a box of free 20pcs of cheap tangerine
>few already rotten inside
>sold it to my chink neighbour for RM 888.88
>"you chibai! why so expensive ah? i can smell some orange already rosak!"
>"but its the lucky number 8 counted 5 times bro"
>"ohh.. ok ok i like your business! u knw ower cultur here take money! konghi konghi"

Good banter

Why this guy use "she" for China, is China a hot gril?

Nope but i do see what that guy did.

Don't say that to any Vietnamese you meet IRL

I want to buy new prepaid number. Which telco should I fuck?

t. ah yang
t. ah beng
t. ah seng
t. ah meng
t. ah peng
t. ah nang

So, what kind of relationship does Vietnam has with China?

Incest

I beg to differ mr. Chan.

you can't buy them on the streets?

Respect the culture and history but hate the government.

I'm asking about the brand you retard.

considering it's Vietnam it probably involves lots of blood and guts

Chinese here in Malaysia just plain hate them, but to be honest they hate everyone (Indians, Malays, Singaporeans).

>topkek at Ilocos-fags
>be rapist
>get his dick chopped off

Are dick choping still a thing in our /asean/ region

There's a tribe in Sarawak that can curse you to have your dick appear on your forehead. Maybe that's where the term dickhead comes from.

Saya cina dan sokong najib okay?

Tak okay, nanti Lim Guan Eng marah macam mana?

I havent played Dota for more than 2 years already
Heard from the news we became champs

Can we bully other countries now and always take pudge mid?

>we

Yes

Fucking pignoy go back play league of gay dont ruin our game

>inb4 PEENOY PRIDEEE WOOOOOOO

yes

>xddd
we pro nao, u MUST serb uss

Well what would you expect? Dota is literally a part of the Philippine culture, just like Karaoke, that's why we're also good singers.

fuck off chink

its the "MOTHER-Land"

So Flips actually destroyed great players like ppd, burning, Mushi and EE and was able to win it all.

I dropped out of uni and now only has SPM. Am I fucked or should I just settle for RM2k job for the rest of my life.

>be flip
>le beauty pagents are part of our culture
>get miss universe
>le chess are be a part of our culture
>get grandmaster w/o losses
>le boxing a part of our culture
>get manny pacquiao
>le doto a part of our culture
>win the WESG grand finals
weaow lad
2stronk4me

>le anime become a part of our culture
hmmm i wonder...

dont forget OG got rekted by them in TI6 kek
the reason why they didnt pursue the grandfinal was because they don't want enemies to know their strats lmao, look at how they play it's different

you should touch my benis

>2017
>i STILL cant prove pic-related wrong

>wants communism to work
>actually got the best communist of all time

I see more people playing overwatch these days especially during Christmas
Same company anyway

u knw, property or car agents is looking for people as low as SPM provided u knw how to communicate well and manipulate customers and they also willing to teach you too. basic salary is 2k + Commission provided u can handle the pressure of working and not whining about how miserable your workplace like a faggot

>burning
>mushi
>EE
>ppd
>great
what is this? 2014? ppd might be a one of the best drafters out there but he's quite mediocre when it comes to mechanical skills.
and no, they didn't defeat anyone noteworthy aside from a washed up loda and a fresh danish team led by baby "sc2 total failure" knight.

Thanks gonna look into this

kung hei fat choi!

in 11 days, I will gain 5 pounds easily.

I don't recall burger celebrate Lunar new year unlike Asians. Besides what you guys gonna offer to ancestors, heaven and earth? A bunch of burgers?

Was gonna say that but.. Noice :^)
Gives me more reasons to be proud of the Filipino culture and pursue my dreams >:D

corny asf lmao

Also forgot to mention, if you still cant get a job at any agency its probably expected since our cunt is facing a tough economic time. even if i goreng top quality in my interviews for a part time job i still cant get it because the employers are considering their budget for hiring. factories and shops are shutting down all over places and Petronas has already removed 1000+ of their employees. so i wish u good luck senpai

Shut up no culture pho and stop calling CNY 'Tet'. Admit that your culture is under Chinese.

pls post pure viet qts.

>he doesn't offer his ancestor a bunch of burgers

>Admit that your culture is under Chinese.
We have always admit it. Our native culture is dead.

Wesley So represented 'Murica.

How you drop out of uni

What course did you take

No need pay back PTPTN?

Pure chinese qts coming through

Lads. vietnamese translation on frontpage!

Conquer me

I haven't burn incense to mine since 2006. But it suck my parents will visit me next week.

>tfw performed fairly well in school and college, and have a job now
>tfw still socially retarded half the time and have poor communication skills

My dad scolds me often because of this

lifestyle.inquirer.net/250910/in-photos-miss-universe-2016-swimsuit-presentation/

talo ang pambato, sino pinaka maganda?

>tfw performed bad in school and college, and have a job now
>tfw im good at socialising half the time and have good communication skills

Why that OP? It's not Chinese New Year until two weeks from now.

Funny, because whenever my dad scolds me he brings up that he'd rather have a son like that than what I am

if you believe in poor parenting getting frequently scolded is one of the reason why kids cant communicate properly or loss of confidence. as soon as i notice this i learned how to argue with ppl effectively without guilt. dont blame yourselves m8

>tfw I picked up playing the guitar this month
>already kind of good at it
>looks for chords for songs by my favorite singer
>can't find any
Why did she have to be so unpopular?

This. Your parents must be rather conservative since studies have shown that children who are frequently punished lag in productivity compared to those who had lighter upbringings.

I never like uni. I still feel just as dumb as I was before college

You must have taken the wrong degree program then. What did you take anyway?

Business with economics

I'm actually ok at arguing with people for some reason, might even take it a bit too far if it's someone I know personally... I also argue with my mom sometimes, but the moment my dad starts shouting I just totally lose my voice

That doesn't seem that bad of a course. What are your lines of interest?

Philosophy. Not business crap. I dislike the prospect of spending an eternity in a cubicle

thats prolly because they put too much pressure on you. you're prolly one of those kids where parents expect you to grow up as a doctor/engineer nonsense when you are unable to cope they start blaming you and say harsh things like how they want you to behave like other children and compare you with them maybe? but in actual fact you have no one to motivate you or prolly have different expectations in life or so

At least you perform well in educational department, I'm medicore at that

Are arcades with KOF still alive in malaysia

Butthurt tagalogs reporting my posts

LAMAO

theres nothing wrong being the average student. spending too much time in books makes you a loser. its true, no book in this world ever teach us how to deal our shit irl

Here comes that fucking 'sperging out' episode.


PREPARE FOR INTENSE CHAOS!

pengen ngentot gan

mada mada dane

Based moods kek

Tbf your butthurt bisaya whatever is more toxic tho

Its so comfy here until you arrived

I'm bad at both. And there is something I just learn in college to make friends: I have to be the one who ask about lessons. By asking first, you let others know that you need their help and allows them to sympathy and open their heart.

>70038365
jones

I also got a ban replying to your post last night

fuck tagalogs

mami kawada is a janny

>ultimate-guitar.com/search.php?search_type=title&order=&value=mami kawada
?
also
>playing guitar for 1 month
>already kind of good
ayyy lmaaoooo

Lol I love it when singawhore post gets removed

everyone in SEA can understand that

>fuck tagalogs
o-okay but only after you take me out to dinner

Okay, pretty good is an exaggeration, but I did learn quickly so...


I use that site and most of what are there are tabs. What I need are chords since I can't play solo guitar yet.

Message just arrive in college chat. 4 students in my generation are having dissertation (idk how to write it) within 1 week. While I pray mine will finish before June, but still no job, I want to cry

We are getting banned for weirdest thing. Sup Forums and Sup Forums moderation are getting worse

If you spell it like these
Kung Hei Fat Choi

Flips would know

She(male) is probably a std whore

whatever. there are tons of chord sources out in the internet it just depends on how desperate you are in finding them.

its not like im used on censored shit

but old white people already "taking" out pinoy maids(Your mom)

my mom and dad have well paying jobs and we have maids of our own

thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/01/17/jail-and-fine-for-showing-policeman-the-finger-pixman-imprisoned-five-days-and-fined-rm2500/
lol

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