Hey can you guys watch my towers for a sec?

Hey can you guys watch my towers for a sec?

Thanks

Big mistake.

Do you hear something?

sounds like something is coming this way!

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Oh no oh no oh no

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Is that superman in the distance?

Kek

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I think I see a plane. Alright it missed

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. I'm late for work on the 35th floor and now the train to the WTC is late. My boss is gonna be pissed.

Anyone else get this text saying not to go to work today? Weird.

Probably nothing. Don't worry.

Don't blame me when you take those down.

Good thing jet fuel can't melt steel beams, these bad boys are chock full of em

It might be the work of a hacker named Sup Forums.
Don't be alarmed, the guy's probably a trap loving sissy, Please don't miss work.

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Today Im going to take the plane to the work

Oh dude fuck yeah im gonna have a party in that shit. Lemme invite achmed and Muhammed theyre super popular.

have y'all seen the Rio Olympics thing about there being a Bin Laden Bar there? Some guy looks like Bin Laden, and while the bar has a legal name, everyone knows it as "Bin Laden's Bar."

Brazil doesn't give a fuck about OBL like the West does, since they don't have sandniggers going there and fucking shit up

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I thought you just made that up but it turns out to be true.

Sure pal, no problem

Remember remember the 11th of September

some things are just too good to be made up

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what a glorious thread. good way to start my Saturday morning.

Let's not compare two cities to two towers lmao

kek

this is my last good one before i go to bed

also, checkd

nice! Sweet dreams bro