Daily reminder that at 39 Seinfeld dated a 17 year old

>love

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You wouldn't?

my man

you'd have to be pretty fucking gay to not hit that

No you sicko. I have moral standards and I.... goddamn it, those tits

NIGGER, DEM TITS PUT 25YOS TO SHAME

17 WHAT LEGAL IN NYS

I want to fuck them with their shoes on

thats funny, i'm 25 and feel like a sicko for checking out highschool seniors

His perversion was cured by the Church of Scientology. Look it up, it's true.

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Is it bad that I'm 24 and in an internet relationship with a 17 year old?

high

no because she's really a 40 year old man

>Is it bad that I'm in an internet relationship?
yea probably

she's probably getting dicked down every weekend, assuming she's not just straight up catfishing you

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He's g-d's chosen, it's ok.

Converting to Judaism desu

Its not like the nigga ran up in a high school and picked her out

That whore knew what shes doing

>17
too old

If it was 2016, she would be a big booty ass implant instagram 'model'

LET JERRY LIVE

So would you, if you could.

I mean I've video chatted with her, she's very much real Im just worried I'm taking advantage of her is all

he had the biggest tv show airing at that moment in time, dude was untouchable.

I mean, you haven't even touched her, right? You're probably a safer and more palatable option to her parents than the horny chads at her school.

isn't it weird how pedophiles find girls below the legal age of consent in their country attractive whilst every other person in the world doesn't? how do pedophiles find 17 year old girls attractive? I tried just out of morbid curiosity and couldn't, not since turning 18 myself. is there is scientific reason for this phenomenon?

What if it's a guy using face2face?

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Good for him to be quite honest with you family. All of us would.

>BILLIONAIRE
>SO MANY PORSCHES YOU GOTTA BUY AN AIRPLANE HANGAR TO STORE THEM ALL
>FUCK A BIG TITTY 17YO EVERY NIGHT CUS 17 IS LEGAL IN NEW YORK

PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY GOOD

how in the hell was a 17 yo having those big ass tits back then??

try looking at the cheerleaders not the debate team

Jewess titty magic

the same way they have today and the same way they had 1756
genetics
genes get passed down

>internet relationship

A 17 year old is a grown ass woman in everything but legal status. What's crazy is when 14 year olds look like that.

>"They're real, and they're spectacular."

wait a second...

>worried I'm taking advantage of her
Just reading that made my pussy dry up. MAn up and fuck her already you loser

You are not a girl you fucking faggot

Yeah but she looks like early 20's.

Its a metaphorical pussy

Of all the things you could possibly say to offer some Sup Forums-tier tough love motivational shit, you say the gayest thing possible.
Why?
Why are you on this board?

Right one is cute in a weird way

w2c qt big titted jewish gf

duck town blow this stand. after it all you have driven this too bad.

this kike has such a wonderful life

This is why age laws are bullshit.
16 should be legal age everywhere anyway. 18 is just ridiculous.

>g-d

This

You have to be an artist and a madman, a creature of infinite melancholy, with a bubble of hot poison in your loins and a super-voluptuous flame permanently aglow in your subtle spine (oh, how you have to cringe and hide!), in order to discern at once, by ineffable signs―the slightly feline outline of a cheekbone, the slenderness of a downy limbs, and other indices which despair and shame and tears of tenderness forbid me to tabulate―the little deadly demon among the wholesome children; she stands unrecognized by them and unconscious herself of her fantastic power.

>Ned's declassified guide to fucking school girls

DAT RACK M8

FAIR GAME NIGGA

This. Shame they weren't around when I was 14.

That look on Jerry's face
That's the look of some crazy ass sociopath

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Look at those titties, can you blame him?

she must have been 25 pretending to be 17

right?

god damn those tits.

Why don't you have a seat over there

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hotter version of Sofia Coppola

Haha internet relationships are gayer than gay sex

yes

My god Seinfeld you should have stayed with her. I can see why you fell in love. Jesus she's gorgeous.

I only pretend to be in relationships with / love girls on the internet so they do shit for me on cam.

Can you blame him? Although even in the pre-internet days, he used to take a ton of shit for it. Just the word "Shoshanna" was a joke.

She's aged pretty decently for a jew broad, too. Usually they start looking harsh past age 30.

Why do I hang out on a Hungarian fishing board with people as autistic as you?

Good for him

mein goth she's jewishly perfect

WEW LAD
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>A minority going against "the norm"
>Not a liberals wet dream

Post more of this high test goddess

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>wtf could they have in common to talk about

i dont think they did much talking lol

i would fuck the shit out of that bitch too

Good for him.

I'd date. Hot 8 year old if it were legal.

No pedo. Just appreciating beauty.

I dont fuck kids. Just make love to their assholes.

You are a true gentleman, user.

Lol that's one of the perks that comes with having hundreds of millions of dollars. Bill Clinton used to party with some convicted pedophile on his jet called the "lolita express" where they'd just fly to his private island and fuck pre-teens/early teens girls and nobody can stop them.

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