So this is the floor of my room in my parents summer vacation home, last year i ejaculated about a liter of cum right there on the carpet over the course of a week.
This year im back and these little things had started to grow where i had previously ejaculated a generous amount
>tfw this is the closest thing to children ill ever have
>tfw i cant bring my self to cleaning and throwing them away
gather their spores, make sure your house lives on...
> trying to copy about her user
> works poorly
> whatchagonnadonowfggt?
...
Righteous.
Dude i have no clue what you are trying to say
No.
> her work poorly.
> another fag down
> succdiclikurmumtldu2
Dude cum more in the room, sell your children, make profit.
Mazel tov
eat them to gain their power
OP here, should i eat one and see what happens?
i am amazed
Choose life user. One of them could turn out to be a terrible quarterback.
YES
yes do it and webm
Yes
Think about your gains
DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN
COMPLETE THE CIRCLE
ASCEND TO GODHOOD
These are your children.
Eat them!
>a liter of cum
>a week
You would be lucky to get a 100th of that in a week. A tenth is completely impossible.
Timestamp
Now
nice
well looks like someones jealous of the new father
Timestamp
>tfw it literally smells like cum
What do you think guys, could go with a nice steak and some wine, brought some with me
gtfo nigga, saturn was a titan
Well this is amazing
OP is not a fag today
timestamp faggot
where's the webm?
Nice mold, obviously got a moisture problem
And a cum problem
Images are completely different
Calling BS until OP stops choking dick and provides a timestamp
>about to eat Cumshrooms
>not gay
ehhhhhhhhhh
That's Chronos you bread sandwish
OP pls give us timestamp
Nope Saturn indeed :^)
>saturn...
>roman name for greek chronos
>replying to post on /b...
>who's the moron?
ya'll fell for this obvious b8 m8z
pls timestamp op then you can eat em up
Timestamp
Do it
congratulations on being a new dad!
Different color, these are normal edible shrooms you fake shit
Kek
"The Cumshroom" sounds like a bad Super Mario porn parody.
yeast based bacteria colonies, they are safe to eat if you arent a total pussy
They look like chanterelles, which are delicious!
Op I think you stumbled on a way to procreate without women. Good job
FUCKING TIMESTAMP
If timetamp more
Secretly feed them to a cute girl
OP PLEASE PROVE YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT
Posting in legendary thread (?)
>mfw this isn't our first case of cumshrooms